Drunk? Hell yes, I'm drunk.

[Debbie]

Re: Reading makes usually makes me sleepy

so I read a few stories and was very impressed by the writing talent of the authors. Gotta make a mental note to read more often.

Welcome to Lit. We have many amazing writers here.

 

[Juspar Emvan]

you'll all have to excuse me for a bit...i need to be alone with my breasts now

damn, juspar...where are you?

A long fucking way from anywhere doll. But hey, if you've got MSN, I'm just a click away.

 

[InternationalFunboy]

It warms my heart to see literotica soused, schnokered, tanked, 'faced, plowed, bombed....I feel like I'm at the end of a big race and all of you are falling into my arms...

Ya'll be my babies..

or should I say yal be my babbyies....

 

[Debbie]

It warms my heart to see literotica soused, schnokered, tanked, 'faced, plowed, bombed....I feel like I'm at the end of a big race and all of you are falling into my arms...

Ya'll be my babies..

or should I say yal be my babbyies....

Not all of us are totalled. Where have you been hiding yourself?

 

[InternationalFunboy]

ahhh..you know, up in the cut, scammin' the butt. A panty-bandito has certain obligations....gotta be down with the mound.....

Tonight I watched movies with my lovely neighbors Rowan and Jenny... 'Waiting for Guffman' and 'Leon'......

and yourself?
Oh, are your orgasms still sonsored by IFB enterprises?
or do we have to have a 'breach of contract' meeting.....

 

[Debbie]

ahhh..you know, up in the cut, scammin' the butt. A panty-bandito has certain obligations....gotta be down with the mound.....

Tonight I watched movies with my lovely neighbors Rowan and Jenny... 'Waiting for Guffman' and 'Leon'......

and yourself?
Oh, are your orgasms still sonsored by IFB enterprises?
or do we have to have a 'breach of contract' meeting.....

Well my agent seems to think he found a loophole in our original contract. So I was thinking, your lawyer should call my lawyer about arranging a meeting so that we can re negotiate the contract.

LOL I thought I saw you at the Panty Seminar, "How a panty wedgie causes cheeky definition."
And since most of the clientele in this thread have been drinking? What's your favourite beverage? Mine is apple juice.

 

[Juspar Emvan]

Glen Garioch
8 year old
single malt
cheap
good
more

Glenfiddich
12 year old
single malt
expensive, kinda
good
gone

 

[InternationalFunboy]

Please, sweets......can't we leave the lawyers out of this one? I'm willing to make almost any concessions you may have.....I'll even wear the little bo peep outfit like you asked me to...pigtails and all.

I make all the good seminars......'chaffing and office life'....'wet panties are no picnic'......'I'd rather have a dong than a thong'....'here's to swimmin with bowlegged wimmen'.

I'm a star on the circuit...

My drink? Rum-N-cokes.....not much else...

 

[Debbie]

Glenfiddich
12 year old
single malt
expensive, kinda
good
gone

Nothing else left to drink?


Can I offer you a slightly warm cider?
No? I don't blame you.

I wonder if Dillinger is snoring?

 

[JaymesBlond007]

DAMN! I thought I'd come back and all you drunks would be asleep by now! Might as well get sideways with the lot of you.

Since we're on a scotch binge, I'll slide the ol' Glenlivet out. (What a fuckin' alcoholic I am...)

 

[Debbie]

Please, sweets......can't we leave the lawyers out of this one? I'm willing to make almost any concessions you may have.....I'll even wear the little bo peep outfit like you asked me to...pigtails and all.

I make all the good seminars......'chaffing and office life'....'wet panties are no picnic'......'I'd rather have a dong than a thong'....'here's to swimmin with bowlegged wimmen'.

I'm a star on the circuit...

My drink? Rum-N-cokes.....not much else...

I know you are a star. But my new agent told me, as he bent me backwards on his new desk, claiming he had a sore back and I am too tall, kissing my neck, saying he had to sample the goods in order to sell my talent, that YOU were trying to screw me.
He said, after he finished checking that my g string was aligned accurately, that in Hollywood circles the gossip was that you had entered Betty Ford for your panty fetish and that you were finished.
Now that I think about it. My agent looks a lot like you!

 

[InternationalFunboy]

Yeah.....shamefull as some may find it I sought solace in the Casa de Ford..... when they dragged me in I had little muffins on my feet and victoria secrets' panties dangling from my incisors... all the time i was crying out loud for a nice young nubile taller than thou huasfrau to give eyelash kisses to....

but thats all gibberish...I'm better now.....well adjusted....a productive member.

I'm a fan of the desktop......if you get my drift....but biting oak in the name of Funboy at the hands of some 'agent' is apalling, tawdry even.....sore back and all.....


Let me comfort you with my heaving bosom, and my palatial moon palace.....it's OK....I'll sleep on the couch..

 

[Debbie]

Yeah.....shamefull as some may find it I sought solace in the Casa de Ford..... when they dragged me in I had little muffins on my feet and victoria secrets' panties dangling from my incisors... all the time i was crying out loud for a nice young nubile taller than thou huasfrau to give eyelash kisses to....

but thats all gibberish...I'm better now.....well adjusted....a productive member.

I'm a fan of the desktop......if you get my drift....but biting oak in the name of Funboy at the hands of some 'agent' is apalling, tawdry even.....sore back and all.....


Let me comfort you with my heaving bosom, and my palatial moon palace.....it's OK....I'll sleep on the couch..

You can sleep on the couch anytime. Since you are a productive member and your fetish is under control, I can wash and hang my 'smalls' without fear of you going on a rampage again!

LOL But you do look so cute with pink panties on your head and a g string barely covering your essentials. I do draw the line at the incisor marks on my new Victoria secrets flesh coloured thong.

 

[Dillinger]

Yes, we should.


What are the odds you have a tool belt and how do you feel about video cameras?

I have a tool, no belt needed.

The more video cameras, the better...

 

[Dillinger]

Oh wow *blush* *sigh* You never cease to amaze me!
I would love to write erotic poetry with you, our sensual words joining to become one hot, lusty poem with sexual overtones and explicit eroticism .

BTW Is above classified as cybering?

Ah - not cybering really - cyber-flirting certainly, but not cyber-fucking. But if you're ever truly interested...

Meantime - I would very much enjoy workign on a poem with you...

 

[Dillinger]

I'm fucking drunk too Dilly....

And how are you today? I'm bone tired but not hung over - I've always been lucky that way. Sorry I had left by the time you had posted this, we could have raised a few together.

 

[Dillinger]

Signing in after a night of clubbing.

Did Dillyboy pass out?

I said goodnight... I'm polite, even when drunk.

 

[Dillinger]

Nothing else left to drink?


Can I offer you a slightly warm cider?
No? I don't blame you.

I wonder if Dillinger is snoring?

I don't snore. I do, however, maintain a raging erection throughout most of the night.

 

[Rambling Rose]

Oh my. Am I too late for the party? Sunday is a day of contrition and I ain't feeling contrite.

 

[Dillinger]

One should never do anything that requires one to feel contrite. I'm not contrite.

Too late to have fun? Never - though I'm no longer zonkered.

 

[Cath!]

I'm not contrite.

Thank god! Want some coffee and Bailey's?

 

[Dillinger]

No Baileys - just a STRONG cup of coffee...

 

[Mistress]

And how are you today? I'm bone tired but not hung over - I've always been lucky that way. Sorry I had left by the time you had posted this, we could have raised a few together.

I slept till one pm, and got up and tried to eat some potatos...I ate a few...yucky...stomach turned I gave up. I'm nursing a Big Red and thinking about laying back down and sleeping the rest of the day!

 

[Dillinger]

What's a big red?

I'm just tired... need more sleep but it isn't going to happen...

 

[Mistress]

Ack, you've never had a Big Red? I forget that some states don't have them. It's a red drink that has sort of a cream soda type flavor...very good and they are usually pretty cheap when it comes to buying them by the case. Kinda like how in Michigan they have those umm.. Faygo..errr something liek that, and the flavor there that tastes like Big Red is called Rock and Rye.

Big Red has been around since like 1937, but not every state sells them. I had a man stop into work the other night that was from chicago and he had never had a Big Red in his life he bought one to try one. When I lived in Georgia there was like only two stores in the whole state that sold Big Reds, people would come up to Kentucky just to get them. I'm not sure if Tenn. sells them or not.