Drunk

[Kitty]

does that make you Irish by proxy ?

Once I start dirty talking in Gaelic and humming like I'm Enya, then it will.

 

[Kitty]

where did put that toga ?

He threw it somewhere and I think Satan caught it. He should like the blood stains.

 

[bluebell]

Sorry...The about to burst bit made me think dirtiness now I can't get it outta my head.

Perv.

Hey look, kbate, your thread is Making It!

 

[spacekowboy]

Perv.

Hey look, kbate, your thread is Making It!

I wish she would finally just post naked selfies already though.

Some of us need to rub one out and have things to do later.

 

[Kitty]

I wish she would finally just post naked selfies already though.

Some of us need to rub one out and have things to do later.

You could use your imagination to get you through.

 

[spacekowboy]

You could use your imagination to get you through.

I could... if I were a quitter.

 

[Jennifer]

I wish she would finally just post naked selfies already though.

Some of us need to rub one out and have things to do later.

What, the heather Hoffman pics aren't good enough wank material?

 

[spacekowboy]

What, the heather Hoffman pics aren't good enough wank material?

I never open those threads. Too much stupid.

 

[PayDay]

What, the heather Hoffman pics aren't good enough wank material?

The Muppet Show has hotter action.

 

[Mr Noone]

...In the days of single-sex institutions, the drunken cherchez la femme drives became the stuff of tales and legerdemain...

bonus points for your use of this word; i've not come across it in years and feared it extinct.

It's a nice word, but I don't understand what magic tricks have to do with the story.

 

[Jennifer]

I never open those threads. Too much stupid.

You should. They contain some of my best work.

 

[Jennifer]

The Muppet Show has hotter action.

Who turns you on the most? I'd like to bang the old men In the balcony.

 

[scrymettet]

Once I start dirty talking in Gaelic and humming like I'm Enya, then it will.

I smell a new fetish being born

 

[scrymettet]

I wish she would finally just post naked selfies already though.

Some of us need to rub one out and have things to do later.

no secret pm to you ?

:nanaEmote:

 

[scrymettet]

Who turns you on the most? I'd like to bang the old men In the balcony.

wood, they have

 

[Mr Noone]

Who turns you on the most? I'd like to bang the old men In the balcony.

Statler and Waldorf, like the hotels.

 

[bluebell]

I wish she would finally just post naked selfies already though.

Some of us need to rub one out and have things to do later.

Might be waiting for Godot on that one, darl.

You should. They contain some of my best work.

Agreed!

 

[kbate]

I'll work on those naked selfies, right now I'm searching my 'boy's' cell phone for the pics we took while walking on the Trail to Bear's Den. Yes that's a euphemism for something completely filthy that I'll describe as soon as someone tells me how to use my editing program and then how to crop/post/edit pics to get the recognizable detail out of them, also I was bitten by a snake, a spider and fell and broke my sacrum and my left Occipital nerve so the pics might take some time.

 

[spacekowboy]

I'll work on those naked selfies, right now I'm searching my 'boy's' cell phone for the pics we took while walking on the Trail to Bear's Den. Yes that's a euphemism for something completely filthy that I'll describe as soon as someone tells me how to use my editing program and then how to crop/post/edit pics to get the recognizable detail out of them, also I was bitten by a snake, a spider and fell and broke my sacrum and my left Occipital nerve so the pics might take some time.

Sure thing WQ.

 

[neci]

Statler and Waldorf, like the hotels.

spit roasted

 

[Fata Morgana]

I'll work on those naked selfies, right now I'm searching my 'boy's' cell phone for the pics we took while walking on the Trail to Bear's Den. Yes that's a euphemism for something completely filthy that I'll describe as soon as someone tells me how to use my editing program and then how to crop/post/edit pics to get the recognizable detail out of them, also I was bitten by a snake, a spider and fell and broke my sacrum and my left Occipital nerve so the pics might take some time.

Whoa. Just fucking WHOA. What's this about a spider?

 

[PayDay]

Who turns you on the most? I'd like to bang the old men In the balcony.

Which Muppet?

None...?

Are you like a crazy person or something?

 

[kbate]

Whoa. Just fucking WHOA. What's this about a spider?

Oh it was huge, hairy and had fangs like Dracula and when it bit me, I had to go to hospital where at least three people threw up on me and then died.

I'm better now.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Which Muppet?

None...?

Are you like a crazy person or something?

Finally we have common ground. All the muppets are cunts and I've hated them since childhood.

 

[kbate]

Cuntsmiley is gone now, so I can post those nekkid pics.