Dude’s a snack

[Brandnewbuddy]

phew, don’t know what it is but my bi attraction is tilted all the way towards men right now (I blame the cock Cozzie thread, lol). So how about stories (doesn’t have to be gay male) about a guy who turns heads and people lick their lips over thinking “now there goes a snack”?

For example: supernatural. Guy moves to a new town. He’s had experience but is mostly unlucky in love. But suddenly everyone in town is practically falling over themselves to get with him. Unknown to him, it’s a town of monsters. They are turning their feelings of hunger into lust.

Mundane: Homeschooled guy manages to get into college, away from his home. He’s socially awkward but in the looks department he’s turning all kinds of heads.

 

[sirhugs]

does that mean that the "snack" has an easy time getting laid?
hate guys like that.

 

[TheNovelist2000]

The title reminds me of that one YouTube short where a guy in a sandwich costume says "Eat me" to a passing female lawyer in a sexually harassing way.

 

[Rob_Royale]

Sounds like a good sexy female vampire story. A literal snack, the young man is.

 

[NuclearFairy]

Sounds like a good sexy female vampire story. A literal snack, the young man is.

That's a direction to take it. Guy moves to a new town, with a coven of vampires. They keep coming onto him because he's the only one in town not wearing protective charms. He keeps turning them down when offered as well. Question would be: Does it take an erotic horror spin or not?

 

[anthrodisiac]

That's a direction to take it. Guy moves to a new town, with a coven of vampires. They keep coming onto him because he's the only one in town not wearing protective charms. He keeps turning them down when offered as well. Question would be: Does it take an erotic horror spin or not?

Oh, wait. New guy comes to town, very attractive to all the vampires. But then vampires keep disappearing one by one, the whole vampire community wondering what's going on. This guy's a vampire hunter. Reverse erotic horror!

 

[Rob_Royale]

I'm thinking our lovely vampire is hunting her prey one night and out behind a bar she sees a group of men surrounding a young woman. About to intervene herself, she stops when a young man appears out of nowhere and jumps to the woman's aid. A fight ensues, and the woman takes the opportunity to escape into the bar again, while her young hero, despite his best interventions and his impressive physique, gets his ass kicked.
Lying beaten and bloody, the hero looks up to see the lovely vampire standing over his body but not understanding his peril.
"I appreciate courage, young one. Mayhap you will be dinner, a snack or a mortal lover of Lucretia the Vampire."

 

[PennyThompson]

Homeschooled guy manages to get into college, away from his home. He’s socially awkward but in the looks department he’s turning all kinds of heads.

A nice, strapping blonde LDS white boy from a small town in Utah gets a scholarship to the School of the Art Institute of Chicago...

He's suddenly surrounded by a bunch of diverse, weird, queer art school kids, and he doesn't really understand their identities and lifestyles very well, but his momma taught him to be polite!

To a surprising number of his classmates he just looks like such a delicious, corruptible snack... It's not long before he's being invited to parties ("Hey guys, who wants a dirty root beer!"), hit on by all kinds of people, and being teased and tested and tempted...

 

[PapaRomantic]

Would a female vampire be a "vampiress?"

 

[Rob_Royale]

A nice, strapping blonde LDS white boy from a small town in Utah gets a scholarship to the School of the Art Institute of Chicago...

He's suddenly surrounded by a bunch of diverse, weird, queer art school kids, and he doesn't really understand their identities and lifestyles very well, but his momma taught him to be polite!

To a surprising number of his classmates he just looks like such a delicious, corruptible snack... It's not long before he's being invited to parties ("Hey guys, who wants a dirty root beer!"), hit on by all kinds of people, and being teased and tested and tempted...

Oh, this is just yummy!

Would a female vampire be a "vampiress?"

I have seen the word used in fiction, yes.

 

[Brandnewbuddy]

A nice, strapping blonde LDS white boy from a small town in Utah gets a scholarship to the School of the Art Institute of Chicago...

He's suddenly surrounded by a bunch of diverse, weird, queer art school kids, and he doesn't really understand their identities and lifestyles very well, but his momma taught him to be polite!

To a surprising number of his classmates he just looks like such a delicious, corruptible snack... It's not long before he's being invited to parties ("Hey guys, who wants a dirty root beer!"), hit on by all kinds of people, and being teased and tested and tempted...

Love it!

“Hey Tommy, sorry about all the booze at the last party. We wanted to make it up to you so we decided to have a different kind of party”

“Are..are those crumbl cookies?”

“Oh yeah, and…oh are these fresh baked brownies?”

Tommy began to sweat. His eyes began to widen as the warm, gooey treats were removed from their boxes.

“Oh, and what’s this? Some dirty soda and mocktails with tons of caffeine?”

Tommy looked around: what was the catch? When suddenly he noticed:

“Why are you guys all shirtless?”

“Well we don’t want to get our clothes dirty, do we? Besides we just got done working out”

Tommy supposed that made sense, besides, he didn’t wear his vestments when he worked out and nothing beat a sugary treat after some basketball. So what was the harm in hanging with some guys in a dorm room eating sweet treats…and apparently getting crumbs off of each other with their lips…well, he had been told to not waste food and men Could be affectionate towards each other.

 

[Carnevil9]

I remember back in high school, if someone said "Suck my dick!" to you, the proper response was, "I need a meal, not a light snack!"