bellisarius
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It's not even high political season yet and the democrats are beginning to eat their own. Oddly enough, or not so oddly, it's not over policy or competence but over race, gender, and age.
Bernie and Joe are afflicted with white patriarchy syndrome with a few other issues thrown in to frost their cake. Princess SummerSpringWinterFall aka Pocahontas, has her own cred issues. Beto ain't a latino and the dirt/baby poop consumption might be too weird even to be posted in the Fetish forum. Cory's problems are just starting.
All of the rumblings about these candidates are coming from the left wing of the spectrum, ostensibly their supporters. Fine Young Cannibals indeed.
Based on what the modern democrat seems to think is important in a president perhaps they should start looking for a candidate with the following attributes;
The perfect candidate would be a female Latino/African American mix. She would identify as a male but restrict all sexual activity to females thus making he/she/it a transgender lesbian. She/he/it would have been born out of wedlock and raised in South Chicago by a mother on welfare. He/she/it would be a Qur'an thumping devotee of Islam. His/her/its politics would be so left of Uncle Joe Stalin that he/she/it would end up to the right of Hitler.
As an added bonus he/she/it would have served in Afghanistan with the Marines and would have lost a limb to an IED.
The party should advertise for such a candidate. Let the interviews begin.
Bernie and Joe are afflicted with white patriarchy syndrome with a few other issues thrown in to frost their cake. Princess SummerSpringWinterFall aka Pocahontas, has her own cred issues. Beto ain't a latino and the dirt/baby poop consumption might be too weird even to be posted in the Fetish forum. Cory's problems are just starting.
All of the rumblings about these candidates are coming from the left wing of the spectrum, ostensibly their supporters. Fine Young Cannibals indeed.
Based on what the modern democrat seems to think is important in a president perhaps they should start looking for a candidate with the following attributes;
The perfect candidate would be a female Latino/African American mix. She would identify as a male but restrict all sexual activity to females thus making he/she/it a transgender lesbian. She/he/it would have been born out of wedlock and raised in South Chicago by a mother on welfare. He/she/it would be a Qur'an thumping devotee of Islam. His/her/its politics would be so left of Uncle Joe Stalin that he/she/it would end up to the right of Hitler.
As an added bonus he/she/it would have served in Afghanistan with the Marines and would have lost a limb to an IED.
The party should advertise for such a candidate. Let the interviews begin.
