Elvis Impersonators and Curious AV's

[annaswirls]

So, after seeing some of the more famous AV's from Tzara and ee, I begin to wonder who people really look like. Seriously. I start to think that Tzara is Jim Morrison and then Jane Fonda and I begin to wonder.... Does Tath really resemble our more primitive primate friends? Is ee really the 5th Beatle?

So, Who do You resemble? Have you ever been mistaken for someone else?

Post a pic here, if you can, or just the name...

OR if you are not comfortable with putting up details about your physical appearance, who do you resemble on the inside (and no, I am not talking about reproductive organs, but feel free to go wherever you want. I will not be offended if this thread goes into smart ass haven )

My husband used to be a spitting image of John Lennon in the long hair, pre-beard bed in phase. One time an irate woman spat at me "Hey, You are Not Yoko!"

eh hem.

seriously.

it happened.

Let er loose.


um edited to add: feel free to write a poem about the experience if you are a stickler that all threads in the poetry forum should be about poetry

 

[annaswirls]

Before I had kids (excuses excuses) I was often mistaken for Kristen Johnson the crazy alien from 3rd Rock from the Sun. I think it was mainly my height, hair and whacky personality. My students would kind of get freaked out, thinking their science teacher was an alien ehhem. I had never seen the show, so I was not sure what they were talking about, but when I finally did, I was um a little freaked out as well.

http://www.moviegoods.com/Assets/product_images/1020/281709.1020.A.jpg

When I taught in the city, some of the kids thought I looked like the mother from Family Ties.

 

[OT]

It's Only Me, and My AV *IS* me

Pinocchio.

Wooden on the outside, a lot of little boy on the inside.

At the risk of too much information....
And as a youngster I was teased about having a larger than average nose.
As an adult, I tend to be the anti-puppet.
No Strings and nearly impossible to manipulate.

hey... you asked

Fading back into lurk-dom...

OT

 

[Decayed Angel]

Keith Moreland - UT & Chicago Cubs Baseball Player

When at UT, Roosevelt Leaks, the Heisman Trophy Candidate mistook me for baseball and football start Keith Moreland. I didn't know him but looking at his picture here he does look a lot like I did in my college days.


DA
jim : )

 

[Sara Crewe]

My av is me before the 'incident'. Now I have less hair, green slimy skin and I bite. Okay, I always was a biter but lets not quibble or I'll get cranky and eat you.


In all honesty, I don't think I look like anyone. I had one guy who insisted I had the exact same eyes as Emma Thompson. I stared at her for a long time one day and he was right, they are the same shape but not the same colour and that minute resemblance ends there. For fun and to pay Anna back for bein' a smart ass...I will take off my Gizmo face and put on my real one for five minutes. Catch it if you can or care.

 

[beautyandwine]

I was told, long ago, that I resembled Ellen Degeneres. But this was prior to her short-hair phase, so that tells you how very long ago it was. I think I have a pic in my profile...

http://static.flickr.com/58/167850310_ad9346e419_m.jpg

 

[Tzara]

http://www.antipopper.com/images/mystique.jpg
'Splains a lot, don't it?

Really? I was Jim Morrison and Jane Fonda? You'd think on a poetry board I'd try to be Robert Lowell or something. Oh, wait. I think I was. Didn't work.

 

[Sara Crewe]

http://www.antipopper.com/images/mystique.jpg
'Splains a lot, don't it?

Really? I was Jim Morrison and Jane Fonda? You'd think on a poetry board I'd try to be Robert Lowell or something. Oh, wait. I think I was. Didn't work.

Freakin' hell! You just scared Gizmo...he's hidin' under the bed.

 

[Tzara]

Freakin' hell! You just scared Gizmo...he's hidin' under the bed.

OK, OK, just funnin'. This is me before I grew the beard:
http://cdn-channels.netscape.com/gallery/i/c/clooney/Clooney_JPC77945.jpg

 

[Sara Crewe]

Disaster has struck!! I lost my Gizmo and can't find him. Google isn't even helping me. I blame you for this T. You made him run away with your blue face or maybe it was Clooney's cheesy grin. That could go both ways.

 

[Tzara]

Disaster has struck!! I lost my Gizmo and can't find him. Google isn't even helping me. I blame you for this T. You made him run away with your blue face or maybe it was Clooney's cheesy grin. That could go both ways.

He's in your browser cache.
http://members.aol.com/musicircus/gizmo.jpg

 

[Sara Crewe]

He's in your browser cache.
http://members.aol.com/musicircus/gizmo.jpg

Okay, now you're scarin me. Stop lookin' at my cache!!! Is nothing private these days...



PS I lost my words for today in an accident. Can I have more?

 

[Tzara]

Okay, now you're scarin me. Stop lookin' at my cache!!! Is nothing private these days...

But yours is such a nice cache!

 

[Sara Crewe]

But yours is such a nice cache!

It's all mine too. I mean I did have a lift but the rest is all me...well besides the silicone. Okay, fine I admit. I had a cache implant two years ago. I needed it for my self esteem and to feel I could hold my own around all the other computer geeks.

 

[ShyErraticTable]

http://www.pauldoeman.com/drawings/table/images/table-drawing-006.jpg

 

[Sara Crewe]

http://www.pauldoeman.com/drawings/table/images/table-drawing-006.jpg

I just knew you would have long legs.

 

[annaswirls]

Keith Moreland - UT & Chicago Cubs Baseball Player

When at UT, Roosevelt Leaks, the Heisman Trophy Candidate mistook me for baseball and football start Keith Moreland. I didn't know him but looking at his picture here he does look a lot like I did in my college days.


DA
jim : )

yeah yeah! I can see the resemblence! Resemblance? Resamplance? I cannot spell.

I did not know you were a longhorn! Hook 'em horns! Did I say that right? I am fixin' to get the lingo down one of these years. Git er done.

 

[annaswirls]

'Splains a lot, don't it?

Really? I was Jim Morrison and Jane Fonda? You'd think on a poetry board I'd try to be Robert Lowell or something. Oh, wait. I think I was. Didn't work.

I dunno,
Jim was a poet wasn't he?
Weren't you?
Don't confuse me with the facts.



Wait. Let me go add line breaks and call that a poem.

 

[annaswirls]

I just knew you would have long legs.

ooh horizontal surfaces make me squirm, you know, always want to clutter their emptiness or empty their clutter.

 

[annaswirls]

I was told, long ago, that I resembled Ellen Degeneres. But this was prior to her short-hair phase, so that tells you how very long ago it was. I think I have a pic in my profile...

ooh yes, there it is! I like Ellen, but you are far prettier

 

[beautyandwine]

ooh yes, there it is! I like Ellen, but you are far prettier

*smiles* Thank you. I didn't see the Ellen resemblance much myself.

 

[Minervous]

.....

 

[RhymeFairy]

You tempt me
my friends.

Once given, this
cannot be taken
aback ...

 

[Maria2394]

When I met my hubby, he said I looked like Wonder Woman with tiny boobies

a few years ago, my hair was so long I sat on it then couldnt get back up, so I had over 3 feet cut off and my kids swore I looked like Reese Witherspoon

Now my hair is longer, I have my winter weight and I personally think I look like rosie ..in a tree

 

[Liar]

I ran several photographs of myself through a face recognition program, which consistently told me I looked like Kate Winslet.

So did I, and it tagged me as Albert Camus.

I think that's cool enough to stick with.