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^^^^ this is like being at a Gallagher concert
Rolfmao. OMG....I read that before I looked at the attachment. That's freaking hilarious, DS!
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Rolfmao. OMG....I read that before I looked at the attachment. That's freaking hilarious, DS!
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lakesailer_mi
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Contrast. Sometimes Color. Shape. The figure of a woman that is attractive. Often it's the look on her face. Sometime it's the artistry...
Sometimes its the "act" itself, but more often its curvy women with the right "look" on their face.
https://78.media.tumblr.com/75cac2559053a7adbfc689e6bb393311/tumblr_p532y0VvFD1uyaii0o1_250.jpg
https://78.media.tumblr.com/ff5e8451ff9287078ade5996d3f4af88/tumblr_njh00hOLHF1snb2l4o1_250.jpg
https://78.media.tumblr.com/77760b59045ffc49de345872eed89bf8/tumblr_obqpbcw4fr1vbw0qvo1_250.jpg
Link 1
Link 2
Link 3
Link 4
I may have spend WAAAYYYY too long on this post...
But it was fun to go through my tumblr archive....
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justasimplegirl
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Well that was fun! Let's go another round ...
More Let's talk about porn: Movies, what is a turn off in an erotic/porno movie? What makes you go...nope! And move right on.
Bonus: What is your favorite genre of porn?
Super bonus: Post a link of something you like.
More Let's talk about porn: Movies, what is a turn off in an erotic/porno movie? What makes you go...nope! And move right on.
Bonus: What is your favorite genre of porn?
Super bonus: Post a link of something you like.
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For me anything that involves any scat or actual pain. Spanking is fine. But pain hell no.
Bonus: mmf / mff / mft
Super bonus
LostGirlTink
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I don't watch much video porn honestly .
What makes me go nope... hmmm.
Fake.
Poor acting
Bad dialogue
Lack of plot
Obvious fake.
So most porn I've actually seen.
It's just not interesting to me.
Honestly, I only need an image or two to spark a fantasy in my head, so stills and gifs tend to work better for me, less chance for the fantasy to be destroyed by bad terrible lighting.
Every so often though, there will be something posted on tumblr that I'll bother to watch that makes me change my mind but it's pretty rare.
justasimplegirl
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I don't watch much video porn honestly .
What makes me go nope... hmmm.
Fake.
Poor acting
Bad dialogue
Lack of plot
Obvious fake.
So most porn I've actually seen.
It's just not interesting to me.
Honestly, I only need an image or two to spark a fantasy in my head, so stills and gifs tend to work better for me, less chance for the fantasy to be destroyed by bad terrible lighting.
Every so often though, there will be something posted on tumblr that I'll bother to watch that makes me change my mind but it's pretty rare.
This. Pretty much word for word, this.
Genre? Amateur (actual couples that like each other) and ... pretty. Can pretty be a genre? I like pretty porn. Good lighting, well staged, not scripted.
Finding something I like is so rare, it's not feasible to try and post a link. I'm just gonna miss out on the super bonus points today.
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I hate, hate, hate enormous fake breasts. Ugh... I find them massively distracting and they spoil my enjoyment hugely. And I prefer there not to be a banging music track and overdubbed fake moaning. I'm also not a fan of seeing condoms, I understand why they are there, although I don't understand why it's not either always or never
I do like 'costume porn'. Which is odd, because I have a fairly low tolerance for costume drama.... Maybe it's the corsets...
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This. Pretty much word for word, this.
Genre? Amateur (actual couples that like each other) and ... pretty. Can pretty be a genre? I like pretty porn. Good lighting, well staged, not scripted.
Finding something I like is so rare, it's not feasible to try and post a link. I'm just gonna miss out on the super bonus points today.
X-Art do stuff like this. It's not free, but they used to do a thing where you could subscribe for a month and download (and keep) as much as you wanted during the month. Think our broadband nearly melted
It's beautifully lit and shot, everyone looks like they are properly enjoying themselves, many of the performers are couples in life as well as performing together and with others. The music is gentle and there are some lovely scenarios.
And there are suits. Did I mention the suits?
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So major turn offs, as many have said, are fake stuff. Incessant, obvlously faked/scripted/bad acting moaning. That especially. If it's REAL moaning...then fuck yes! But that fakey moan - you KNOW the one I'm talking about - is like...NOT.
Also...violence. I'm OK with some D/s etc. But really violent? NO....just no.
Bonus: Well...um...I like anything anal. But...
...female masturbation.super bonus: this is one I like.
justasimplegirl
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X-Art do stuff like this. It's not free, but they used to do a thing where you could subscribe for a month and download (and keep) as much as you wanted during the month. Think our broadband nearly melted
It's beautifully lit and shot, everyone looks like they are properly enjoying themselves, many of the performers are couples in life as well as performing together and with others. The music is gentle and there are some lovely scenarios.
And there are suits. Did I mention the suits?
I will be googling that!
Yep, this works for me. *wiggles eyebrows*
So major turn offs, as many have said, are fake stuff. Incessant, obvlously faked/scripted/bad acting moaning. That especially. If it's REAL moaning...then fuck yes! But that fakey moan - you KNOW the one I'm talking about - is like...NOT.
Also...violence. I'm OK with some D/s etc. But really violent? NO....just no.
Bonus: Well...um...I like anything anal. But...
super bonus: this is one I like.
This is pretty hot. It would be hotter if you could hear "him" commenting or giving directions from somewhere off camera.
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Turn off- for me, it's mostly sound. That "gop gop gop" sound when she's got him in her mouth and bobbing up and down, and the monotonous fake moaning, especially the "ohyah" from the foreign women.
I'm not racking up the bonus points lately.
justasimplegirl
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Turn off- for me, it's mostly sound. That "gop gop gop" sound when she's got him in her mouth and bobbing up and down, and the monotonous fake moaning, especially the "ohyah" from the foreign women.
I'm not racking up the bonus points lately.
*whispers* Bonus points can always be earned by showing some leg. Just sayin' ...
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*whispers* Bonus points can always be earned by showing some leg. Just sayin' ...
*pssst* They're still up in my profile pic.
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It is a very lovely image.
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Porn...manufactured studio porn is pretty much a turn off. it's like punch in on the time clock and doing shift work except there is the dubbed-over voicing, the spitting on every organ and orifice...even the camera man probably gets spit on...there's more spit in porn than there is in baseball!
And then there's the semi-erect cock that's punched her clock like 42 times that week and he could just phone it in and she might as well be doing her nails because by the look on her face...she's thinking about paying her bills more than she is about getting off with the sleaze ball that's pounding her pavement for the zillionth time. That's the nope of it...
Truth is I enjoy amateur porn way more than the slick stuff. Give me people into what they are doing...excited and truly aroused and sharing those pleasures on screen...yeah...that's what makes the likey meter spring to full attention! It can be soft, gentle and pretty or it can be dirty as fuck as I long as it's real and unscripted!
Bonus? I might be swayed by threesomes..either with two males with a female or two females with a man....both my just float my boat and puts a stiff wind to my sail.
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*pssst* They're still up in my profile pic.
Bonus points granted!!! I've got to start checking profiles!
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hhmmm I know there are things, but I cannot think of it off the top of my head. If a porn isn't working for me, I just skip to another. Really liking Teen and pornfidelity. Oh, I know, if the woman isn't into it, then that does kill it for me pretty quickly.
Bonus: I like the Rough/Non-Con of petite ladies
Super: Always loved this scene
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I will be googling that!
Yep, this works for me. *wiggles eyebrows*
This is pretty hot. It would be hotter if you could hear "him" commenting or giving directions from somewhere off camera.
My commentary.
Yeah, I'll also be heading to google.
That works for me too.
And yeah.... I second what JSG said about off camera direction.
Also I'm claiming my bonus points via av.
justasimplegirl
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Bonus points for amateur! *fist bump*
Extra super bonus points for shower sex.
My commentary.
Yeah, I'll also be heading to google.
That works for me too.
And yeah.... I second what JSG said about off camera direction.
Also I'm claiming my bonus points via av.
Bonus points for being hot as fu ... I mean, for the AV.
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Bonus points for amateur! *fist bump*
Extra super bonus points for shower sex.
Bonus points for being hot as fu ... I mean, for the AV.
*blushes and giggles*
Why is it so quiet lately? Where is everyone?
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Hmm, Tink makes a good point. Since you're all clearly off googling porn instead of working, let's do a pic challenge today!!
Complete as many of these as you would like:
1. Post an image of a celebrity for each Litster that posts here. Who do they remind you of? Who should play them in a Lit docudrama?
2. Post a pic of your booty.
3. Post a pic of your hands.
4. Post an image of your first celebrity crush.
5. Post an image of your current celebrity crush.
Bonus: Complete all 5!
Complete as many of these as you would like:
1. Post an image of a celebrity for each Litster that posts here. Who do they remind you of? Who should play them in a Lit docudrama?
2. Post a pic of your booty.
3. Post a pic of your hands.
4. Post an image of your first celebrity crush.
5. Post an image of your current celebrity crush.
Bonus: Complete all 5!
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