Endless Curiosity III

[LostGirlTink]

If you are in a situation where you are alone and very dirty, extremely tired, painfully aroused, and very hungry, in what order would you take care of your needs? Why?

Bonus: You're in the same condition, but you're with your SO. Does the order of activities change? How so?

Extra bonus: Describe the man/woman in your most recent fantasy. What was it about this person that you found most attractive? What did he/she do to blow your mind? (No, it's not related to the topic. I'm just a perv. Go with it. )

Shower/masturbate in the shower/pass out cold/eat when I wake up because sleep and food can really almost always wait.

Bonus: Shower/shower sex/probably food because energy/more sex/sleep eventually.

Extra Bonus: Tall, sexy, charming smile, eyes that make me melt, strong hands, I could go on and on...
that's quite enough for your pervy little brain now JSG.

 

[tnman03]

1. Jerking off.
Exercising.
Long walk.
Starting a project of some kind.
Thinking/writing/being creative.

2. Crazy, hot, carnal SEX.
Sweet, seductive, gentle SEX.
Snuggling.
Watching a movie then discussing it.
Long walks.

3. Fly in a bi-plane.
Run across the rooftop of a moving train (I have jumped into a boxcar of a moving train already )
Be in a situation where someone looks at me and says, "We have to call the police, we need backup!" to which I respond, "There's no time for backup!" and then I jump through a window, shoulder roll and save the day.
Be attacked by several overly horny women who strip me naked and do wonderful, perverted things to my hard, nude body.
Punch an old lady in the face (much to everyone's horror) but then I pull her face off and reveal that she is actually Kim Jong Un in disguise (thereby saving the day again)

OK. I can't come up with anything better so all of the above looks worth stealing.
On # 3
I've flown in a bi-plane already.
Done the running along the top of boxcars on moving train.
Yeah, on the back up thing...to damn many times...don't ask
Negative on the last two though.
Dude!!! You've got a twisted imaginative mind!!! Very cool!!

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Extra bonus: Describe the man/woman in your most recent fantasy. What was it about this person that you found most attractive? What did he/she do to blow your mind? (No, it's not related to the topic. I'm just a perv. Go with it. )

I fully expected to read about a British fellow, dressed smartly in a three piece suit ... maybe with a beard. You surprise me, madam.

I do hate to disappoint, so I wracked my brain and came up with the last two gentlemen about whom I had pervy thoughts (to be clear, this was non-fapping imagining).

They were both Brits. (Yes, yes, take a bow.)

One wears a suit, and very smartly, one does not. However, he does wear a lab coat, glasses, and facial hair, which in my opinion is just as good.

What do I find attractive about them? Besides being bright, funny, and British? We have a good time together, no matter the subject. They're terrific company, they make me feel at ease, and they make me laugh. They like me! They value me as a person, they have affection for me, and of course they want to fill my holes with their various hole-filling apparatuses.

What do they do that blows my mind? They like to spend time with me, they touch me the way I like to be touched, and they say the things I want to hear. In short, they meet my needs - and maybe more importantly, they want to. I find that pretty mind-blowing.

Something else. They're both writers, and they're both what i would call adventurers. As am I. It's important to have creative pursuits in common with your close friends, I think.

 

[DarkSimian]

Wow, I got nothing

 

[JennyNo1]

If you are in a situation where you are alone and very dirty, extremely tired, painfully aroused, and very hungry, in what order would you take care of your needs? Why?

Bonus: You're in the same condition, but you're with your SO. Does the order of activities change? How so?

Extra bonus: Describe the man/woman in your most recent fantasy. What was it about this person that you found most attractive? What did he/she do to blow your mind? (No, it's not related to the topic. I'm just a perv. Go with it. )

Alone, I'd get off, shower, eat and sleep.
With someone, the shower and sex would be simultaneous, then eat and sleep. Then sex. Then nap. Then sex. You get the idea.

Which man? I'm going to have to join indie's orgy, I can see...

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Honey!!! You really should learn to share!

*snort* As if.


Hey, it's not like I'm twisting their arms! They can go anywhere they like... they just happen to like it here with me.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

*cough*Brag much?*cough*

I'm not bragging, really.

I'm pretty needy, high-maintenance, and moody af.
I'm thankful that i have friends that like to hang out with this quirky girl!

 

[hotwords229_A]

If you are in a situation where you are alone and very dirty, extremely tired, painfully aroused, and very hungry, in what order would you take care of your needs? Why?

Bonus: You're in the same condition, but you're with your SO. Does the order of activities change? How so?

Extra bonus: Describe the man/woman in your most recent fantasy. What was it about this person that you found most attractive? What did he/she do to blow your mind? (No, it's not related to the topic. I'm just a perv. Go with it. )

If I'm alone, then these issues can all be solved very easily:

Masturbation! It takes care of my arousal, I don't care if I'm dirty (I'm about to get a lot dirtier/sweatier ) and when I'm done I'll be even more tired so I can get a really good sleep. I'm not above admitting that when I can't sleep, I'll fire off a quicky to help.

I know, I know, you think I left out the hunger, well . . . um . . . they say it has protein in it!

With a woman? It changes quite a bit. I'm cleaning up a lot, taking her out for a light meal (probably sneaking in a Mountain Dew for energy) taking her home, fucking the living hell out of her and then we will engage Super-Snuggle-Mode and we will fall asleep in each others arms.

Extra Bonus: Why are you assuming it was one woman? They were all hot and horny, fun and exciting, aroused and screaming!

And it wasn't my mind that they blew

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I think you just described my mood perfectly for the last week. Quirky is sexy.

<fist bump> I so agree.

I think the most important part is to embrace whoever we are, and own that shit like a badass.

 

[Zach_lost_in_Aus]

I'm not bragging, really.

I'm pretty needy, high-maintenance, and moody af.
I'm thankful that i have friends that like to hang out with this quirky girl!

I think you just described my mood perfectly for the last week. Quirky is sexy.

*Nods sagely and makes entries in small note book for future reference.*

 

[Zach_lost_in_Aus]

<fist bump> I so agree.

I think the most important part is to embrace whoever we are, and own that shit like a badass.

Bloomin’ hippies...

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Bloomin’ hippies...

Yeah, I bet I'd get more dates going braless than you'd get sporting your, er... headcovering. *sprints*

 

[justasimplegirl]

How do you define ordinary sex, kinky sex, and making love? What’s the difference?

Bonus: Which are you most often in the mood for?

Bonus-er: Which are you in the mood for right now?

Bonus-est: Describe your current desire, in detail.

*For those who prefer to keep details private, Bonus-est entries can be submitted by PM. I respectfully request that you include names if sending by PM, because ... well, I want to know.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

How do you define ordinary sex, kinky sex, and making love? What’s the difference?

Bonus: Which are you most often in the mood for?

Bonus-er: Which are you in the mood for right now?

Bonus-est: Describe your current desire, in detail.

At some level, I'm of two minds on this. The first is that for me, it's all "making love." In all honesty, I'm no good at the "casual sex" thing. I need to feel a connection with my partner.

That said, I also kind of do think about maybe two different "buckets."
Slow, sensual, "love making." Where we melt together, kissing, caressing, the "when two become one" type of thing. Often that's missionary, but not necessarily (it ALWAYS involves eye contact).

The other is "wild passionate sex" but I usually still think of it as "wild passionate love making." That involves lots of orgasms. It's where there is rip your clothes off, passionate sex.

I guess for me, though, the slow sensual one can have "kinky" aspects. I suppose it depends on what you define as "kinky." But toys, and even some "acts" can easily be included in that, and the slow sensual attitude can stay.

And a good passionate romp can easily end in missionary (perhaps with her hands pinned above her head as I fuck her so hard her body shakes with each thrust).

It's not the details of the specific acts for me I think. *shrugs* I might be weird...this might even be evidence...

Bonus: I think I'm most often in the mood for passionate, but only maybe 60/40? OK...fine 70/30....??? The funny thing is, that I often take cues from my partner, if I can. I love to meet them at least part way, where they are.

Boner...erm...bonus-er: Right now, I guess I'm in the mood for passionate. For no holes or holds barred, romp.

Bonusest: It would start with a lot of teasing and kissing. Then progress to a lot fucking. A. Lot. Of. Fucking. Oral, doggie, anal. and...maybe some other stuff....

 

[justasimplegirl]

Extra Bonus: Tall, sexy, charming smile, eyes that make me melt, strong hands, I could go on and on...
that's quite enough for your pervy little brain now JSG.

That's not even close to enough for my pervy brain, missy!

Yeah, on the back up thing...to damn many times...don't ask[/I]

Pfft. Details, please. PM is acceptable. *nods*

They were both Brits. (Yes, yes, take a bow.)

One wears a suit, and very smartly, one does not. However, he does wear a lab coat, glasses, and facial hair, which in my opinion is just as good.

What do I find attractive about them? Besides being bright, funny, and British? We have a good time together, no matter the subject. They're terrific company, they make me feel at ease, and they make me laugh. They like me! They value me as a person, they have affection for me, and of course they want to fill my holes with their various hole-filling apparatuses.

That's my girl! And that bolded line? It's beautiful. Just beautiful.

Wow, I got nothing

*cough*BULLSHIT*cough*

Which man? I'm going to have to join indie's orgy, I can see...

I like where this is going ... *wiggles eyebrows*

I know, I know, you think I left out the hunger, well . . . um . . . they say it has protein in it!

Gosh, whatever do you mean? Can you explain that please? By PM? In graphic detail? *bats eyelashes innocently*

 

[justasimplegirl]

I'm mostly in the mood for kinky fuckery. Today, though, I crave to be made love to.

I need him to kiss all of my tears away. For him to look me in the eyes and erase every doubt I have. I want it soft and slow then hot and passionate. I want to feel his love and desire through every kiss, bite and stroke.

*swoon*

I suppose it depends on what you define as "kinky."

I'm asking YOU to define it, silly.

It's not the details of the specific acts for me I think. *shrugs*

That works.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I'm asking YOU to define it, silly.

I think for most of us, kinky is the thing we fantasize about but haven't really had, or don't get often.
For some....anything other than missionary is kinky.
For others, it takes whips and chains and stuff.

For me...it's probably ...anal ...and maybe some other stuff...

 

[snexxer]

How do you define ordinary sex, kinky sex, and making love? What’s the difference?

Ordinary sex - is sex to scratch an itch. It's a quicky.

Kinky sex - is sex that could last longer or even still be a quicky, but it involves the addition of something not normally added. Toys, people, risk etc.

Making love - may not even have intercourse included. Making love is being together, exploring one another inside and out. Spending time building up to that climax but mainly wanting to be with the one person completely.

Bonus: Which are you most often in the mood for?

Most often, ordinary sex. But if I was having more sex I know I would be in the mood for making love more.

Bonus-er: Which are you in the mood for right now?

Making love. Without a shadow of a doubt.

Bonus-est: Describe your current desire, in detail.

I want to arrive at her place of work, having prearranged the rest of the week off.
Pick her up in a classic fully restored 1969 dodge charger convertable. In the boot (trunk) would be bags for a weekend away.
We would drive to the destination taking our time, stoping off at a couple of motels on the way.

The final hotel would be a full 5 star suite, where I would pamper her all weekend with massages, kisses, jacuzzis, the best foods and the best drinks.

All to a build up of a final night of passionate love where her multiple orgasms were the target.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

How do you define ordinary sex, kinky sex, and making love? What’s the difference?

Bonus: Which are you most often in the mood for?

Bonus-er: Which are you in the mood for right now?

Bonus-est: Describe your current desire, in detail.

Ordinary sex for me is what I typically got in my marriages. No connection, no enthusiasm, no kink. It's different from vanilla sex, which can be very satisfying, and which I quite like.

Kinky sex would involve kink, obvs. Spanking, light bondage, anal, facesitting, dirty talk, breeding and/or incest play, power exchange... maybe a little pee, or ass play on him if he's an adventurous sort.

Making love would be especially sensual, lots of foreplay, lots of kissing and touching and eye contact and spoony whispers. Liberal use of the 'L' word when appropriate.

I am most often in the mood for a combo platter. . I like to start and end with the making love stuff, punctuated by healthy doses of kink somewhere in the middle.

Right now? Mix and match, as usual. I like my foreplay with a lot of fingerfucking and nipple sucking. Then he can tease me with his cock, sliding it between my lips, slapping my pussy, plunging in deeply then pulling out again. Licking me til I'm on the edge and backing off. After he makes me come with just the tip, he can flip me over, grab my hair, slap my ass, work his thumb into my butthole and start pounding away! WOOT

When he's emptied his seed into my hungry cunt a couple of times and made me come at least once more, i want to linger over each others' bodies, licking and stroking and sucking and kissing, before he wraps me up in his arms, my head on his chest, and we fall into the sweetest of slumbers.

That, of course, is the clean version.

 

[justasimplegirl]

For me...it's probably ...anal ...and maybe some other stuff...

There it is. Now I just need "some other stuff" by PM.

We would drive to the destination taking our time, stopping off at a couple of motels on the way.

This is where y'all use the "phone a friend" option, right?

Right now? Mix and match, as usual. I like my foreplay with a lot of fingerfucking and nipple sucking. Then he can tease me with his cock, sliding it between my lips, slapping my pussy, plunging in deeply then pulling out again. Licking me til I'm on the edge and backing off. After he makes me come with just the tip, he can flip me over, grab my hair, slap my ass, work his thumb into my butthole and start pounding away! WOOT

When he's emptied his seed into my hungry cunt a couple of times and made me come at least once more, i want to linger over each others' bodies, licking and stroking and sucking and kissing, before he wraps me up in his arms, my head on his chest, and we fall into the sweetest of slumbers.

That, of course, is the clean version.

*girl crush* You're really good with details, Honey.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

*girl crush* You're really good with details, Honey.

Thank you! I like to write about it.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

If that's the clean version...

<thunk>

Lol!!

Where good=dirty, I am very very good girl.

 

[JennyNo1]

If that's the clean version...

<thunk>

*pays extra for a ticket for the dirty version*

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

For me...it's probably ...anal ...and maybe some other stuff...

Yeah, we like that stuff too.

I like to make my man feel good! So if putting my finger or a toy up his bottom is going to make him squirm and groan with pleasure, then hell to the yes. Bring.It.On.

 

[justasimplegirl]

*pays extra for a ticket for the dirty version*

*nods* I want in on this, too.