Endless Curiosity

*writes in notebook "Needs remedial instruction" *

Can I get some private tutoring?

Definitely 1:1. We need Dr. Liz and EN both.

That will get you detention, young man. In my office after class. Naked and blindfolded. *wiggles eyebrows*

*has a suspicion that's what sailer was going for.* :cool:

*Puts on innocent face* Who me??? nooooo....

Whispers, "what do I need to do to get permanent detention?" ;)
 
*Puts on innocent face* Who me??? nooooo....

Whispers, "what do I need to do to get permanent detention?" ;)

*grinning*

I cannot encourage naughty behavior. Just be sure you take those socks off. Attempting to wear socks will extent your detention indefinitely. *winks*
 
(in his best horshak voice)
Ohhh! OHhhh! Pick me, Pick me! I know the answer! OHHHHH OHHHHH.

You roll over and go to sleep!

Or, if you're hungry, she gets up and makes you a sandwich!

You have chosen...poorly.

Let's make this multiple choice:

A) You're fucking her from behind. Desperately thrusting. Her warm, wet pussy clenching gently on you as you use her. The scent of excited cunt fills your nose and you can feel your cock start to twitch. You know you're leaking precum into her. You try to pull out but the mindless, animal part of your brain takes over and you slam into her, hard. Filling her needy cunt as you growl.

But you know she's not finished. So you keep fucking her. Pounding her through sheer force of will. You know you can stay hard as long as you keep moving. Pleasure turns to pain. All the passion of a raw nerve. Wildly fucking her because you need her to cum so you can stop. Your cum leaking down her thighs as you mindlessly thrust, begging her to cum because you can't take anymore.

B) She's on her back. Legs spread. Begging you to give it to her. You're fucking her. Pounding her. But you know you're getting close.

"I need to pull out for a second," you say between heavy breaths.

This is a mistake.

She wraps her legs around you and holds you there as you try to fight it. You're trying to pull out, but when her legs resist you slide back in. Stimulating your pour cock as you struggle, you lose the fight to her hungry body and spill everything into her. Groaning and squirming as you try to stop yourself.

She needs to be taught a lesson. So you kneel between her legs and clean her with your tongue. Sucking her clit and fingering her until she's slapping your head and trying to get away. But you hold her down and suck her clit until there's nothing left of her mind to fight.

C) You anticipate the problem and cum down her throat first, so you can fuck her at your leisure all night.


Also, I will see if I can find my wife's vibrator tonight. I hold learning sacred.
 
I'm back to drop off my enrollment form :cool:

It's about time!

I mean ... uh ... welcome to the class. :eek:

You have chosen...poorly.

Let's make this multiple choice:

A) You're fucking her from behind. Desperately thrusting. Her warm, wet pussy clenching gently on you as you use her. The scent of excited cunt fills your nose and you can feel your cock start to twitch. You know you're leaking precum into her. You try to pull out but the mindless, animal part of your brain takes over and you slam into her, hard. Filling her needy cunt as you growl.

But you know she's not finished. So you keep fucking her. Pounding her through sheer force of will. You know you can stay hard as long as you keep moving. Pleasure turns to pain. All the passion of a raw nerve. Wildly fucking her because you need her to cum so you can stop. Your cum leaking down her thighs as you mindlessly thrust, begging her to cum because you can't take anymore.

B) She's on her back. Legs spread. Begging you to give it to her. You're fucking her. Pounding her. But you know you're getting close.

"I need to pull out for a second," you say between heavy breaths.

This is a mistake.

She wraps her legs around you and holds you there as you try to fight it. You're trying to pull out, but when her legs resist you slide back in. Stimulating your pour cock as you struggle, you lose the fight to her hungry body and spill everything into her. Groaning and squirming as you try to stop yourself.

She needs to be taught a lesson. So you kneel between her legs and clean her with your tongue. Sucking her clit and fingering her until she's slapping your head and trying to get away. But you hold her down and suck her clit until there's nothing left of her mind to fight.

C) You anticipate the problem and cum down her throat first, so you can fuck her at your leisure all night.


Also, I will see if I can find my wife's vibrator tonight. I hold learning sacred.

And Lunation will be teaching Session 2.

Does that class have a lab section? I'm asking for a friend. ;)
 
Ummm ... just so we can get an accurate headcount ... can everyone who thinks A) is the correct answer please raise your hand and come stand over here next to me? :devil: :D
 
Aaaaaaaaaaaaand, once again -

- Brb. :eek:


Seriously............

Fuck. I had something to say, but then my eyes strayed down the page and I lost it. :eek:

You have chosen...poorly.

Let's make this multiple choice:

A) You're fucking her from behind. Desperately thrusting. Her warm, wet pussy clenching gently on you as you use her. The scent of excited cunt fills your nose and you can feel your cock start to twitch. You know you're leaking precum into her. You try to pull out but the mindless, animal part of your brain takes over and you slam into her, hard. Filling her needy cunt as you growl.

But you know she's not finished. So you keep fucking her. Pounding her through sheer force of will. You know you can stay hard as long as you keep moving. Pleasure turns to pain. All the passion of a raw nerve. Wildly fucking her because you need her to cum so you can stop. Your cum leaking down her thighs as you mindlessly thrust, begging her to cum because you can't take anymore.

B) She's on her back. Legs spread. Begging you to give it to her. You're fucking her. Pounding her. But you know you're getting close.

"I need to pull out for a second," you say between heavy breaths.

This is a mistake.

She wraps her legs around you and holds you there as you try to fight it. You're trying to pull out, but when her legs resist you slide back in. Stimulating your pour cock as you struggle, you lose the fight to her hungry body and spill everything into her. Groaning and squirming as you try to stop yourself.

She needs to be taught a lesson. So you kneel between her legs and clean her with your tongue. Sucking her clit and fingering her until she's slapping your head and trying to get away. But you hold her down and suck her clit until there's nothing left of her mind to fight.

C) You anticipate the problem and cum down her throat first, so you can fuck her at your leisure all night.


Also, I will see if I can find my wife's vibrator tonight. I hold learning sacred.
 
Ummm ... just so we can get an accurate headcount ... can everyone who thinks A) is the correct answer please raise your hand and come stand over here next to me? :devil: :D

Any.

Any of those options. :eek:

*crawls in Liz's general direction*

Fuck, Lunar!

I am now useless for the rest of the day. :eek:
 
Well, I kinda like B

nothing left of her mind. Not because she did anything wrong, but because since you have fucked her silly, you get to go and get takeout. I have done enough mindless cooking to know it never turns out well.
 
Any.

Any of those options. :eek:

*crawls in Liz's general direction*

Fuck, Lunar!

I am now useless for the rest of the day. :eek:

You know that scene from Forrest Gump when he stops running and the crowd of followers waits patiently, some saying, "Shhh, he's gonna say something ..."

That's what it's like when he gets on a roll. I'm thinking ... shhh, he's gonna say something! :eek:

nothing left of her mind. Not because she did anything wrong, but because since you have fucked her silly, you get to go and get takeout. I have done enough mindless cooking to know it never turns out well.

Fuck her silly, then feed her? This man has figured it out! You move to the head of the class, mister!

I suspect that's the general idea...



I suspect Lunar can think of a use or two, or three....

I think you've come up with an excellent concept for Session 3! You and Lunation should teach it together. :devil:
 
You aren't useless, sweetie - at least not to me.

Maybe you just need a full body, warm butterscotch oil massage
and a glass or three of chardonnay to relax a little :cattail:

*perks slightly*

Butterscotch massage oil?

Not a fan of white wine, but...any chance of a nice, extra brut champagne? Or maybe a Kir Royale?

:cattail:
 
*perks slightly*

Butterscotch massage oil?

Not a fan of white wine, but...any chance of a nice, extra brut champagne? Or maybe a Kir Royale?

:cattail:

Did I forget to mention I use to be a bartender?
Two Kir Royales coming right up! :D

(it's butterscotch scented - not really made from butterscotch, that would probably be really really sticky I bet lol)
 
You have chosen...poorly.

Let's make this multiple choice:

A) You're fucking her from behind. Desperately thrusting. Her warm, wet pussy clenching gently on you as you use her. The scent of excited cunt fills your nose and you can feel your cock start to twitch. You know you're leaking precum into her. You try to pull out but the mindless, animal part of your brain takes over and you slam into her, hard. Filling her needy cunt as you growl.

But you know she's not finished. So you keep fucking her. Pounding her through sheer force of will. You know you can stay hard as long as you keep moving. Pleasure turns to pain. All the passion of a raw nerve. Wildly fucking her because you need her to cum so you can stop. Your cum leaking down her thighs as you mindlessly thrust, begging her to cum because you can't take anymore.

B) She's on her back. Legs spread. Begging you to give it to her. You're fucking her. Pounding her. But you know you're getting close.

"I need to pull out for a second," you say between heavy breaths.

This is a mistake.

She wraps her legs around you and holds you there as you try to fight it. You're trying to pull out, but when her legs resist you slide back in. Stimulating your pour cock as you struggle, you lose the fight to her hungry body and spill everything into her. Groaning and squirming as you try to stop yourself.

She needs to be taught a lesson. So you kneel between her legs and clean her with your tongue. Sucking her clit and fingering her until she's slapping your head and trying to get away. But you hold her down and suck her clit until there's nothing left of her mind to fight.

C) You anticipate the problem and cum down her throat first, so you can fuck her at your leisure all night.


Also, I will see if I can find my wife's vibrator tonight. I hold learning sacred.

Hell, I don't even care what the question of the day is at this point.

He does this ALL THE TIME!

I'll take D all of the above. Barring that I'll have A please...*going to stand next to Liz*
 
I am a fan of toys, both for solo and partner play. I don't have to have a toy to get off, but a little vibration at just the right moment sure does seem to send the sky rockets into some amazing flight patterns.

My favorite toy to use during mutual pleasure partner time is a double bullet vibe. One bullet for me, one bullet for him - using it to lightly vibrate against his balls or sometimes in his ass if he's feeling saucy. ;) It's lovely.

From reading through the responses today, I have a couple of things to add.

1. Fellas - y'all need to try the anal toys. God put a pleasure gland in your butts for a reason, right? :D

My ex-bf and I experimented with prostate toys and the resulting orgasms were AMAZING to behold. This little fella is called the Naughty Boy and it became our favorite.

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/61xcuVTNjFL._SY550_.jpg
https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/41nmU6F-SvL.jpg

We would usually end up with this in my ex's ass, him sitting on the edge of the bed with me riding him. My rocking movements caused a similar rocking/fucking sensation in him and the first time we did that...I think he came in less than 5 seconds. And it was an intense orgasm. We used lots of lube and took our time getting him warmed up for it...it was always fun to play with the naughty boy.

I'm still working on getting my husband to give it a go...


2. Good lord - my workplace is clearly too oppressive. How the hell did all of *this* go down while I was stuck in meetings??? :p
 
I am a fan of toys, both for solo and partner play. I don't have to have a toy to get off, but a little vibration at just the right moment sure does seem to send the sky rockets into some amazing flight patterns.

My favorite toy to use during mutual pleasure partner time is a double bullet vibe. One bullet for me, one bullet for him - using it to lightly vibrate against his balls or sometimes in his ass if he's feeling saucy. ;) It's lovely.

From reading through the responses today, I have a couple of things to add.

1. Fellas - y'all need to try the anal toys. God put a pleasure gland in your butts for a reason, right? :D

My ex-bf and I experimented with prostate toys and the resulting orgasms were AMAZING to behold. This little fella is called the Naughty Boy and it became our favorite.

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/61xcuVTNjFL._SY550_.jpg
https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/41nmU6F-SvL.jpg

We would usually end up with this in my ex's ass, him sitting on the edge of the bed with me riding him. My rocking movements caused a similar rocking/fucking sensation in him and the first time we did that...I think he came in less than 5 seconds. And it was an intense orgasm. We used lots of lube and took our time getting him warmed up for it...it was always fun to play with the naughty boy.

I'm still working on getting my husband to give it a go...


2. Good lord - my workplace is clearly too oppressive. How the hell did all of *this* go down while I was stuck in meetings??? :p

The day I get my husband to take anything more than a finger or two up his butt will be a big day.

LOL re: your workplace Suz! :D
 
The day I get my husband to take anything more than a finger or two up his butt will be a big day.

LOL re: your workplace Suz! :D
I understand...I've been married for more than 10 years and my husband is just slightly more open to butt play than he was before we got married. It's taken a lot of gentle persuasion.

And some "Hey, you want to stick that in my ass? Well, let's talk about what I want to stick in yours."

:D
 
I understand...I've been married for more than 10 years and my husband is just slightly more open to butt play than he was before we got married. It's taken a lot of gentle persuasion.

And some "Hey, you want to stick that in my ass? Well, let's talk about what I want to stick in yours."

:D

I've tried a variation of that - 'how would you like me to stick that thing up your ass?' to which is usual reply is "you can try" - but maybe I should start taking that more as an invitation than a threat? LOL
 
I've tried a variation of that - 'how would you like me to stick that thing up your ass?' to which is usual reply is "you can try" - but maybe I should start taking that more as an invitation than a threat? LOL

Maybe you should! Like I said before, men have a pleasure spot in their ass that we don't have, but many think that we are the ones who should love anal? :rolleyes::confused:;)
 
I've tried a variation of that - 'how would you like me to stick that thing up your ass?' to which is usual reply is "you can try" - but maybe I should start taking that more as an invitation than a threat? LOL

Maybe you should! Like I said before, men have a pleasure spot in their ass that we don't have, but many think that we are the ones who should love anal? :rolleyes::confused:;)

You guys do know what "Ultimatums" are, right? You guys hold all the power, and you don't even know it :kiss::rose:
 
You have chosen...poorly.

Let's make this multiple choice:

*snippies*

C1 You anticipate the problem and cum down her throat first, C2 so you can fuck her at your leisure all night.


Also, I will see if I can find my wife's vibrator tonight. I hold learning sacred.

Personally, I'll go with C2. :D
 
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