Endless Curiosity

[ViciousTease]

Sitting back, loving this girl talk

Sitting back, pondering "almost".

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

No!!!!!!!!!!!

Five inches!?! A five inch butt plug?

Yeah. Circumference. I actually had one once, by accident I ordered a much smaller one, and they sent me the wrong thing. So I wanted to get rid of it and didn't have a good way. There was a huge overgrown field next to my apartment, so I waited until night, wiped off my fingerprints And threw it into the field. Except...

Next morning I look out and see the butt plug lying there, glinting in the morning light, about a foot shy of the field I watch it nervously all day, people are walking within inches of the thing and never see it. I wait until night, put on my black Ninja outfit, sneak out and toss the damned thing into the field proper. Whew.

TMI?

I can't see why you didn't want to get yours...

I think this is the place where I quit while I'm behind.

The perfect place to be for your new butt plug

 

[ydahecnot]

Well, no dipping in the gentleman pond, no waste functions, no getting the crap beat out of me. Other than that...

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Well, no dipping in the gentleman pond, no waste functions, no getting the crap beat out of me. Other than that...

I could work with that

 

[ydahecnot]

Santa baby....

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Santa baby....

So many, many possibilities still available

 

[Endless_Night]

TMI?

I can't see why you didn't want to get yours...

OMG! OMG! I am laughing sooooooooooooooo hard!

Oh, man. That sounds like one of my dancing naked in the moonlight stories!

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!

By the way, I will now never own a butt plug. EVER!!!!!

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

OMG! OMG! I am laughing sooooooooooooooo hard!

Oh, man. That sounds like one of my dancing naked in the moonlight stories!

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!

By the way, I will now never own a butt plug. EVER!!!!!

Whaaa? Why ever not?

 

[Endless_Night]

Whaaa? Why ever not?

I am STILL laughing!!!!

 

[Endless_Night]

Sitting back, loving this girl talk. Oh, and someone sending a gift card? Man, that's playing to win.

Honestly, I was a little shocked. A little impressed with the commitment of the pursuit, but mostly shocked.

Of course, I'm fairly easily shocked.

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

I am STILL laughing!!!!

Ok, me too
I can be such an idiot...

 

[Endless_Night]

Ok, me too
I can be such an idiot...

Hahahaha!

And, oh man, me too! On the idiot part.

 

[ViciousTease]

I could work with that

Santa baby....

*enjoying where this is going*

 

[Endless_Night]

*enjoying where this is going*

So, I'm confused. Which one is wearing the Santa suit?

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

So, I'm confused. Which one is wearing the Santa suit?

Is it the Grinch' s dog?

 

[ViciousTease]

Speaking of the Grinch's dog ... there's an old historic theater in town that will be showing How the Grinch Stole Christmas on the big screen next week. It's not one of my favorite movies, but I may go anyway.

What is your favorite Christmas movie? Favorite scene from the movie?

 

[ydahecnot]

So, I'm confused. Which one is wearing the Santa suit?

She is, silly. But you can give me a candy cane, too.

So...Christmas movie....Home Alone, I guiltily say

 

[ViciousTease]

She is, silly. But you can give me a candy cane, too.

So...Christmas movie....Home Alone, I guiltily say

I love Home Alone, too!

My all time favorite is Miracle on 34th Street, the old black and white version. Favorite scenes are when Santa wins in court and the last scene in the movie when they find his cane.

A more recent favorite is Elf. "The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear." <-- That is true, my friends. So true!

 

[Endless_Night]

I am a little embarrassed to say that I can't think of any Christmas movies....

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

So.. It's Scrooged for you ^^^^

I like them all. Love the cartoons, Frosty, Grinch, Rudolph, and some.. Finnish? Danish? Swedish? things that I find and watch every year. Christmas Story, Miracle, everything but the Muppet movie. I really don't know why I haven't watched that yet. I suppose I'll get around to it eventually.

*dons Santa suit*

 

[midwestyankee]

I am a little embarrassed to say that I can't think of any Christmas movies....

Surely you have seen Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964). If not, it's available on Amazon video.


My personal favorite is The Muppet Christmas Carol.

 

[Endless_Night]

*dons Santa suit*

I bet Meeks could Santa your AV. Just sayin'.

Surely you have seen Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964). If not, it's available on Amazon video.


My personal favorite is The Muppet Christmas Carol.

Hahahahaha! *adds to Netflix queue*

I really need to add The Muppet Christmas Carol, too. It just seems wrong to have never seen such a classic.

 

[midwestyankee]

I bet Meeks could Santa your AV. Just sayin'.



Hahahahaha! *adds to Netflix queue*

I really need to add The Muppet Christmas Carol, too. It just seems wrong to have never seen such a classic.

Are you and Collar both Communists or something? *mutters as he walks away* Never seen the Muppet Christmas Carol! Somethin' ain't right about these two.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Are you and Collar both Communists or something? *mutters as he walks away* Never seen the Muppet Christmas Carol! Somethin' ain't right about these two.

Word.

Michael Caine

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Speaking of the Grinch's dog ... there's an old historic theater in town that will be showing How the Grinch Stole Christmas on the big screen next week. It's not one of my favorite movies, but I may go anyway.

What is your favorite Christmas movie? Favorite scene from the movie?

It's a Wonderful Life