Ever answer the door naked?

I worked pizza delivery after High School. One hot summer afternoon, took a delivery immediately after clocking in at 4pm. I walked up in the porch, the main door was open but storm door closed (the screen was open). Being a bright sunny day, I could not see inside the house very well... it was really dark inside.

I knocked on the door and no one answered. I waited a few seconds and knocked again. Still nothing. I yelled in the open screen "Pizza". Nothing.

As I was turning to walk back to my car, I saw a flash run across the floor. I only made out a glimspe of bare ass. I heard laughing, and "Well, you seen me."

A mid-aged woman walked to the door, completely naked. She was about 5'5" and probably C sized tits. She was definately a MILF in my 18yr old eyes...

I said, "It didn't really see you, but I have now."

She apologized and said, she got home from work, ordered a pizza, and took a shower. She came out of the shower and sat on the couch and accidentally fell asleep. She was trapped on the coach when I walked up on the porch. She made a dash for it.

She paid for the pizza, and said, "I guess I don't need to tip now." (jokingly). Was a memorable interaction.

It seemed like an accident, I don't think it was intentional.
 
I worked pizza delivery after High School. One hot summer afternoon, took a delivery immediately after clocking in at 4pm. I walked up in the porch, the main door was open but storm door closed (the screen was open). Being a bright sunny day, I could not see inside the house very well... it was really dark inside.

I knocked on the door and no one answered. I waited a few seconds and knocked again. Still nothing. I yelled in the open screen "Pizza". Nothing.

As I was turning to walk back to my car, I saw a flash run across the floor. I only made out a glimspe of bare ass. I heard laughing, and "Well, you seen me."

A mid-aged woman walked to the door, completely naked. She was about 5'5" and probably C sized tits. She was definately a MILF in my 18yr old eyes...

I said, "It didn't really see you, but I have now."

She apologized and said, she got home from work, ordered a pizza, and took a shower. She came out of the shower and sat on the couch and accidentally fell asleep. She was trapped on the coach when I walked up on the porch. She made a dash for it.

She paid for the pizza, and said, "I guess I don't need to tip now." (jokingly). Was a memorable interaction.

It seemed like an accident, I don't think it was intentional.
Those young pizza delivery boys are so easy to seduce!! šŸ˜‚
 
Threatened to once. Witnesses kept knocking on my door earlier than I would like on a Saturday, waking my 7 month (at that time) son. I asked nicely 3 times. I was in my robe when I answered. Told the old duck on the fourth time if she knocks again at 7 am I will forget my clothes. She didn't return. Damn
 
I opened the door for a male visitor who came to see my dad completely naked thinking it was my elder sister knocking on the door I was really embarrassed at first, after some time I rethink the incidence and his reaction with his erection I almost cummed
 
Yesterday afternoon, my favorite cashier from the grocery store stopped during his lunch break for a little playtime.
 
Never at home, but when traveling - resorts, tropical locations, etc - it's a fun game to play. Answer the door for room service or the room attendant, wearing very little or lingerie or completely nude. See the reactions. Sometimes my husband does it too, joins in the fun. Can be quite a thrill!
 
Never at home, but when traveling - resorts, tropical locations, etc - it's a fun game to play. Answer the door for room service or the room attendant, wearing very little or lingerie or completely nude. See the reactions. Sometimes my husband does it too, joins in the fun. Can be quite a thrill!
Have you ever done this when your husband wasn't there and you were alone?
 
I answered the door to my next door neighbour, a woman in her late sixties, when I was wearing a T-shirt and little blue lacy panties which could barely contain my cock. I kind of stood half behind the door, explaining that I was quite far from ā€œdecent,ā€ but made sure she could see enough. She didn’t mention anything at the time, and hasn’t since.
 
Back in the 1980s I had a paper route. I would have to collect money once a month from subscribers. We had a neighbor dude up the street who would answer the door naked. He would also walk out on the front porch naked to get the newspaper.
 
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