Everybody’s got a side hustle

[Brandnewbuddy]

Seems like the algorithm keeps pushing side hustle articles to me so instead of facing my mounting financial woes, why not make a story idea out of it?

1. Girl is getting her senior photos when the photographer reveals she also boosts dresses for prom. Photographer has an amazing aesthetic sense so girl agrees and, sure enough, there’s a great dress at a great price. The place they’ve been taking photos at? It’s also an Airbnb, perfect for a post prom party. Also, she can drive a limo.

Also also: “look, I know you said you had a boyfriend buuuut, I’m getting a vibe off you and college might open your eyes. If you pick up the dress, the Airbnb, and the limo, I’ll give you a 4 hour date via my Tryst account. That’s a $1000 deal and you can have a guaranteed great time.

2. Best man needs to plan a bachelor party. Originally groom was wanting a more PG night out with the boys…but now the bride is getting strippers so groom wants strippers. Best Man is frustrated and while he’s at a bar drowning his sorrows he finds a surprising solution when a few women come up to him:

So groom is sitting, waiting for the strippers when his first grade teacher, his mom’s best friend, his fiance’s yoga instructor, and the last one night stand he had before meeting his fiance all come out: turns out all his take-to-the-grave crushes have a side hustle

 

[Brandnewbuddy]

On the flipside: Transwoman is paying an escort to help deal with the stress of having her sympathetic physician leaving the hospital and her HRT getting interrupted and escort pulls out her purse which is full of every hormone under the book.

“So girl, which you want? I got the mommy milker blend, I got the hucow blend, I got the catgirl blend, hell, I got the the timto bibbies. Don’t believe me? Pop one of my titties in your mouth. I don’t sell anything I don’t use myself.”

 

[Rob_Royale]

One of my coworkers does custom crochet projects as a side-hustle, including items she calls peter heaters or willy warmers. Google them, it's a hoot. Anyway, I was wondering how fun it would be is she got a call from someone local who wanted one made a little bigger than usual and she insisted on taking measurements herself.

 

[liliput1]

One of my coworkers does custom crochet projects as a side-hustle, including items she calls peter heaters or willy warmers. Google them, it's a hoot. Anyway, I was wondering how fun it would be is she got a call from someone local who wanted one made a little bigger than usual and she insisted on taking measurements herself.

Peak was the woman who sells hats with Viking beards attached to them. Those look so warm.

 

[Brandnewbuddy]

worker at a thrift store notices two women come in each month and load up on underwear. She eventually gets up the nerve to ask why they buy them since the my seem decently well off

The women sigh and explain it’s for their side gig: they sell used lingerie to pervs online. Employee is shocked but come next month she’s hurting financially and she’s willing to do anything but she has no idea how to begin selling them, so she asks the women who at first want a 10% fee but they relent if she helps them out

She thinks they want her filling out addresses but instead the women strip down, put on the thrifted underwear and then break out the vibrators.

“Okay Sweetie: Hope you’re a gusher or this is gonna take a while. We get three types of orders: gently used, so just work up a sweat or trib with dawn and me till you’re about to come, soaked: gotta be drenched so if you can’t squirt or gush, we have a hitachi and a sybian, and destroyed…Me and Dawn will walk you through that one. Oh! And if you have an orgasm while getting them soaked or destroyed remember which it happened with: don’t ask me how but the perverts can tell and we need to charge them extra

 

[Brandnewbuddy]

Quick one:

Dog walker spends the morning harnessing up and walking her clients’ dogs.

She then spends her nights harnessing and walking her clients

 

[ericrodman101]

Forensic cleaner, but work is slow, so she suggests to the party that they mess the place up....