Expendable Entertainment-Industry Lives

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Letterman . .

Heretic! Scorn the heretic! Letterman is the god of self-depracation and layered irony. His whole schtick is how bizarre it is than he's famous, and not the guy from the deli across the streetl; and that the only thing more bizarre is that Cher is famous, and that people kiss Madonna's ass. I worship at the altar of his self-inclusive scorn for celebrity and carefully harnessed disregard of George W. Bush.

David Letterman to Tom Brokaw, discussing GWB during the first presidential campaign:

"Be honest. Doesn't this guy make Dan Quayle look like Winston Churchill?"

 

[dr_mabeuse]

DiCaprio=Nicholson?

Has anyone noticed that Leonardo di Caprio seems to be changing into Jack Nicholson right before our very eyes?

Or that Robin Williams now looks like his Popeye character? Maybe my teacher was right about making funny faces and having your face get stuck that way.

---dr.M.

 

[Honey123]

Re: DiCaprio=Nicholson?

Has anyone noticed that Leonardo di Caprio seems to be changing into Jack Nicholson right before our very eyes?

Or that Robin Williams now looks like his Popeye character? Maybe my teacher was right about making funny faces and having your face get stuck that way.

---dr.M.

Well, I have heard that you start to look like your pets when you have them for a long time...so??

 

[Liar]

The Crocodile Hunter (Steve what's-his-face)

Yes! For the love of god, let something eat him.

 

[Liar]

Re: Re: DiCaprio=Nicholson?

Well, I have heard that you start to look like your pets when you have them for a long time...so??

Jack Nicholson is Leo DiCaprio's pet?

 

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The Crocodile Hunter (Steve what's-his-face)

Governor Ahhhnold

Jerry Lewis and his mother-fuckin' telethon

Britney Spears

(I could go on and on and on ...)

Agreed in principal on all four. But concerned about Crocodile Hunter's children.
Who will keep the baby croc-savvy if something happens to him?

 

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Re: DiCaprio=Nicholson?

Has anyone noticed that Leonardo di Caprio seems to be changing into Jack Nicholson right before our very eyes?

In a word, "Huh?"

If I were producing "The Jack Nicholson Story" and for the male lead, I had to choose between Leonardo di Caprio and Tooti from "The Facts of Life," I'd consider it a toss-up.

Are you referring to the amount of Brylcream they use on de Caprio in "The Aviator" to make him seem slippery?

 

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The cast of "Wings"

Oh, I kinda like the little guy with the dark curly hair. He was a total riot in "Galaxy Quest"

 

[oggbashan]

Tiny Tim

 

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Tiny Tim

True. Possibly the only person less worthy of her 15 minutes than Tiny Tim was his bride, Miss Vicky.