Why it's better to be Canadian than American.

[ll74]

we can thank red tape, democrats, cost of business insurance for Dr ...

We can't do anything because those pesky Democrats

Lol

 

[SebastianHolt]

We can't do anything because those pesky Democrats

Lol

they are great at driving the cost of business up

 

[Philthy_Phil]

they are great at driving the cost of business up

With their tariffs?

 

[Wilson23]

It is better to be Canadian because the Canadians, despite a tempting proximity, have always resisted invading Greenland.

 

[MajorRewrite]

Since “Liberation Day” (Donnie’s Bigly Tariff Adventure) Canada has created more jobs than the US. (Source, another source)

The Petulant Man-Baby is going to throw a fit when he finds out. Maybe his handlers will keep it from him.

 

[HisArpy]

Of course it's not better to be Canadian than American.

In America, if you want to go out, you just take your car. In Canada you have to be sure to bring your boot when you go oot.

 

[Philthy_Phil]

Of course it's not better to be Canadian than American.

In America, if you want to go out, you just take your car. In Canada you have to be sure to bring your boot when you go oot.

I misplaced my retard to english dictionary. Can you explain this?

 

[HisArpy]

I misplaced my retard to english dictionary. Can you explain this?

It's no one's fault but your parents' that you're stupid.

 

[Wilson23]

I misplaced my retard to english dictionary. Can you explain this?

It refers to the Canadian dialect of English. "About" is pronounced "aboot, " etc.