Experiment!!! Hey, Submissive Slut - Report!!!!!

[Sparky Kronkite]

Good God women!!!!

I took all this in with a nice grin on my face until I reached the "Bobtoad peeing on me."

I blew grits on my keyboard - thank you ladies - now I supposed you'll foster the "Sparky's got a vomit fetish" about the board.

Oh well - I do so like to watch - I'm average in the dick size department and I did say I shriveled up quite tiny.

Pardon me while I purge.

 

[Expertise]

Geeze Sparky I would have pegged you as competitor not a spectator.

Sparky purging and Toads golden shower have put me off my bagel.

Thanks guys .... I was starving.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Oh I'll get in there somehow......

I just like to direct the action from above, most of the time - I am, after all - an Executive Director (a TV guy) by trade - and a Leo by heart.

I'll get in the trenches but need to lead from an overall vantage point.

 

[Cheri]

You poor poor wimpy poor guys, how sorry I am for you. Perhaps inviting Aly to join Ms. Vixen and I would turn the tide of revulsion to fascination.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Yes Cheri.....

Wimps be we all.

But I am a wimp in search of one "Submissive Slut." She(?) was lurking here yesterday and I just figured, if she(?) was truly submissive - I could entice her out from the neather reaches of lurkerdom. But no! The bitch took off - I guess.

So, what happens? All the other sluts come out of the wood work. So many - it started to smell like a girls HS gym locker room.

(But I like that smell.)

Anyway...... ah..... anyway...... ah, uh,

Oh well.

 

[TN_Vixen]

oops!

caught talkin' bout you, hmm? *grin*
We just missed you last night s'all.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Yeah life.....

I guess I've missed a bunch of cool stuff - but been involved with a lot too. You take it as you get it.

 

[Deborah]

I was reluctant to post to this thread since I am no SUBMISSIVE slut, but ...

Hey Sparky, I betcha I know who you are looking for. What, did you think you were going to fuck her into a confession? Ah, the male ego is such a wondrous thing.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

No not really.....

I was simply operating under the easy assumption that anyone who "lurked" and called themselves Submissive Slut - might, just might come forth - if and when commanded. Nobody else was tryin' it - so I did. If she/he/it actually came forward and said anything it would have amazed me - and I wouldn't know what the heck to do then - probably just shuffle the privilege to some other, inclined individual here.

My strong hunch now is that Submissive Slut is actually a male - hunting for easy wood and release. Maybe a young'un too - maybe to young. Hence the disappearance.

Why are you so eagerly wanting to jump my ego? Huge? Yes. Harmful? Nope, no way.

 

[Deborah]

Shit! There I go again giving you more credit than you deserve, Sparky. I thought you were calling Raven.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Sorry Deb....

Only thing I know about Raven (and it ain't much cause to me it's kinda boring) is what you've posted (I believe) on the "Detective" thread.

An asside: I met this dude, a black dude - we talked bullshit business - he handed me his card - Raven Chanteclier. Raven, fucking Chanteclier! Get it?

Raven's are black - Chanteclier is a rooster, a cock. And a big one at that.

This guy's card was subliminal, a fake name, he was a womanizer - he was - Raven Chanteclier....

A big black cock.

No shit! How could I make that up? Still got the guys card in my rollo-dex.

 

[Deborah]

Psssst!!! Hey, Sparky, there's your new girlfriend. She's right next to you. Do you need a fucking hint or what?

 

[Cheri]

Now the question remains, how do you attract a submissive slut since commands don't seem to be working.
Perhaps a more direct approach may be required, no?

 

[BlueRooster]

Now the question remains, how do you attract a submissive slut since commands don't seem to be working.
Perhaps a more direct approach may be required, no?

Its called begging, oh please, oh please Cheri, come here and be mine!

BR