Eyes closed, mouth open. What would you put in the LAY's mouth?

[Dalelaw2164]

An Utz potato chip.
Ribbed or smooth, whoops, I mean ripples or plain depending on preference, Grandma Utz’s kettle chips if I really want to score, old bay crab chips if they are a deviant like me

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

An Utz potato chip.
Ribbed or smooth, whoops, I mean ripples or plain depending on preference, Grandma Utz’s kettle chips if I really want to score, old bay crab chips if they are a deviant like me

A bacon egg and cheese burrito.

 

[Bry1313]

Forgive me for being imperfect, actuality don't forgive me. I'll drop out of this thread so no one gets upset.

Or you could just feed the person above you and not pout, that would be much easier.

For @SirConradPeckereye an egg sandwich on sourdough with melted swiss, bacon and avocado.

 

[hopeful_wife]

Or you could just feed the person above you and not pout, that would be much easier.

I don't want to overplay the sandwich jokes... but I think right now, the pun is worth it: I'd give Bry a bite of My Hero.

 

[Trubbycat]

Some bahn mi.

 

[Mr_bogey]

Some bahn mi.

A beer in a frosty mug

 

[crazychemgirl]

A beer in a frosty mug

A sip of whisky … dripped off the end of a nipple

 

[Mr_bogey]

A sip of whisky … dripped off the end of a nipple

Warm, crispy tater tots drenched in Mac and cheese

 

[barefootgirl69]

A bite of my chicken enchiladas. They're delicious!

 

[snexxer]

Salted caramel cheesecake

 

[Bry1313]

Salted caramel cheesecake

A bite chicken tikka masala from his favorite curry shop

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

A bite chicken tikka masala from his favorite curry shop

Carolina reaper

 

[Paligirl]

A bite of my chicken enchiladas. They're delicious!

recipe please?

 

[Deleted member 1300976]

recipe please?

Skippy peanut butter

 

[crazychemgirl]

Skippy peanut butter

Cinnamon Toast Crunch

 

[Deleted member 1300976]

Cinnamon Toast Crunch

CTC is always a good time

Extra Dark sourdough pretzels

 

[Paligirl]

Skippy peanut butter

NOOOOO! JIF! Creamy...

 

[hotcpu]

NOOOOO! JIF! Creamy...

I might try extra crunchy to get a bit more protein

 

[MrsPassion]

I might try extra crunchy to get a bit more protein

A sip of rosé

 

[Lily13]

A pretzel with melted cheese

 

[Mr_bogey]

A pretzel with melted cheese

A slice of tomato pie.

 

[hopeful_wife]

An experimental drug to help with memory in the aged.

 

[snexxer]

Strawberries and whipped cream.

 

[deft]

Some thinly sliced prosciutto… if they’re not veggie?

 

[hopeful_wife]

A Now and Later candy for a friend I haven't seen in weeks.