Family Values Republican Busted For Banging Intern

[Wok]

Sanford would have gotten a "so what?" if not for that whole disappearing act he pulled.
Nobody would have thought twice about Clinton if he had just said "yeah, I let her blow me."
Really though, I think the lying is mostly for the wives. They are married men after all.

And the price to pay is big either way.

 

[mypoliticalalt]

Which is worse in your opinion?

Having "no values" or compromising the values you pretend to have on a relatively consistent basis?

Better to have no opinion or be vociferously against something publicly that you're doing yourself?

I don't really care if he cheats on his wife, that's between him and her. But if he's standing on stage preaching "family values" and gets caught banging his intern I'm going to have a pretty good laugh at his expense.

Me? I'll go with the open philanderer over the one preaching to everyone else to be on the straight and narrow then booking it to meet his mistress.

A moral code applies only if you subscribe to it. Hypocrisy is not the crime, adultery is. Having no code to live by certainly is "liberating".

 

[tinylittlegnat]

A gang of Democrats arrested on corruption charges in New Jersey...the beat goes on.

do you always change the subject?

 

[IrezumiKiss]

A gang of Democrats arrested on corruption charges in New Jersey...the beat goes on.

But aren't the Democrats SUPPOSED to be corrupt from the get-go? You're never surprised there, but when it's some married-with-children churchgoing Ward Cleaver-ish Republican caught dressed in drag with his face between a dominatrix' oily ass...

"My GOD!!! It must be a lie! I blame the liberal influences in our society!"

 

[tinylittlegnat]

But aren't the Democrats SUPPOSED to be corrupt from the get-go? You're never surprised there, but when it's some married-with-children churchgoing Ward Cleaver-ish Republican caught dressed in drag with his face between a dominatrix' oily ass...

"My GOD!!! It must be a lie! I blame the liberal influences in our society!"

or in a panda outfit

 

[KRCummings]

But aren't the Democrats SUPPOSED to be corrupt from the get-go? You're never surprised there, but when it's some married-with-children churchgoing Ward Cleaver-ish Republican caught dressed in drag with his face between a dominatrix' oily ass...

"My GOD!!! It must be a lie! I blame the liberal influences in our society!"

With the Dems it's always about money and with the Pubs it's always about sex. One of the constants of the political universe. Nobody should be surprised either way.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

With the Dems it's always about money and with the Pubs it's always about sex. One of the constants of the political universe. Nobody should be surprised either way.

Y'know, it seems that if the Democrats and the Republicans could just join forces and fuse into one main party, each side's negatives would cancel the other's out and their strengths would be bolstered.

The Dems could finally get all the money they want without issue or having to grift themselves into getting and the Pubs could finally get all the pussy, cock and ass they've been forcing themselves to believe they don't need but desperately want.

 

[Cade Is Here]

Iz can only bang things that are nailed or tied down or dead.

 

[tinylittlegnat]

Iz can only bang things that are nailed or tied down or dead.

classy

 

[Karen Kraft]

tennessee state senator was caught with his 22 year old intern. i guess he was behind the trend. one of the funnier things is he was also a sunday school teacher. here is a cut from the article.



its not all bad news. i gotta give him some points. the boyfriend of the intern tried to blackmail him and he called the cops and then told everyone he cheated.

http://tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsme...e-supporting_gop_state_lawmaker_admits_to.php

if you got some sort of problem with that website there are easily 10 others if you want to google it.

http://wtvf.images.worldnow.com/images/10765963_BG1.jpghttp://wtvf.images.worldnow.com/images/10765963_BG2.jpg

http://guanabee.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/mckensie-morrison21-450x659.jpg

i woulda hit it.

Whoa!

Holy shit!

Call SickWillie. He could take some lessons from this guy.

 

[tinylittlegnat]

Whoa!

Holy shit!

Call SickWillie. He could take some lessons from this guy.

why? thy both got caught and like clinton he said he isnt going to resign. he got better looking poontang but lets face it beggers cant be choosers

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Iz can only bang things that are nailed or tied down or dead.

Dammit, Cade! I told you not to use your teeth!

You're usually such a good cocksucker, too! I was just about to paste my warm salty nut on the roof of your mouth like a dollop of Jif peanut butter!

*grabs him by the pinch of his scruffy cheeks* How many times must I tell you before you understand? Hmm? HMMM?

 

[MonkeyFootball]

why? thy both got caught and like clinton he said he isnt going to resign. he got better looking poontang but lets face it beggers cant be choosers

Yea but the slickster never fessed up and thats what got him in trouble. I enjoyed watching him squirm as he was impeached.

If he has said "Look America, I nailed her, but look at Hill and then look at Monica. Now do you understand?" I would have given him a pass.

 

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[Ulaven_Demorte]

A moral code applies only if you subscribe to it. Hypocrisy is not the crime, adultery is. Having no code to live by certainly is "liberating".

It's kind of the point that they preach a moral code that they don't actually subscribe to.

Again, I don't give a shit if a man cheats on his wife, that's between the two of them and their divorce attorneys. But if he's standing at the pulpit preaching "family values" and pontificating about how bad sex outside of marriage is and then gets caught banging his intern I'm going to laugh my ass off at the flaming hypocritical piece of shit.

I have less problems with someone who makes no attempt to be a spokesman for morality getting caught in an affair than I do with someone who preaches "family values" while banging his intern or Argentinian mistress on the side. Yeah, it's still morally wrong of both of them, but the hypocrisy of the "family values" compounds the infraction and the humor.

 

[hogjack]

I cared less when Sanford was banging a mistress.

Mistress? Uh, that's his soulmate not just some slutty mistress.

Gov. Sanford gave her a promise ring. She'll dump him after prom.

 

[tinylittlegnat]

Pretty much do whatever I damn well please. Just bringing a little balance to your butt plunging party.

so you like being butt plungered. you crazy marines.

 

[Ulaven_Demorte]

so you like being butt plungered. you crazy marines.

Memories... Misty water-colored memories...

They are attached to the Navy after all, the only branch of the service that leaves port with 120 men and returns with 60 couples.

Old Army joke..

 

[TikkaT3]

Memories... Misty water-colored memories...

They are attached to the Navy after all, the only branch of the service that leaves port with 120 men and returns with 60 couples.

Old Army joke..

Oh god I have some old Navy guys at work that are going to be mad as hell when I use that line in the morning. Thanks

 

[mypoliticalalt]

It's kind of the point that they preach a moral code that they don't actually subscribe to.

Again, I don't give a shit if a man cheats on his wife, that's between the two of them and their divorce attorneys. But if he's standing at the pulpit preaching "family values" and pontificating about how bad sex outside of marriage is and then gets caught banging his intern I'm going to laugh my ass off at the flaming hypocritical piece of shit.

I have less problems with someone who makes no attempt to be a spokesman for morality getting caught in an affair than I do with someone who preaches "family values" while banging his intern or Argentinian mistress on the side. Yeah, it's still morally wrong of both of them, but the hypocrisy of the "family values" compounds the infraction and the humor.

Let me see if I got it straight, hypocrisy bad, adultery good.

 

[Johnny_Ray_Wilson]

Sanford would have gotten a "so what?" if not for that whole disappearing act he pulled.
Nobody would have thought twice about Clinton if he had just said "yeah, I let her blow me."
Really though, I think the lying is mostly for the wives. They are married men after all.

Yes. That is what it all boils down to. Politicians spend their entire idealistic younger lives building a 'respectful' image. Most happily married to whom I suspect are wonderful wives. They get bored, caught up in whatever it is they are doing, then see the lovely available young lass as an erotic escape. They are also fearful a vendictive wife can rip all that 'reputation' away in a heartbeat.

Fortunately, I am forever single and never have to deal with that sort of thing. I, for one, am not really into 'pretty young things'. Still, I am a man with sexual needs and wants. I would never rule out banging some 20 year old woman in a moment of hawtness and unrestrained lust. If no one else likes it, that is their problem.

 

[Ulaven_Demorte]

Let me see if I got it straight, hypocrisy bad, adultery good.

Nope, adultery bad, hypocritical adulterer worse.

 

[tinylittlegnat]

here is a pic of him and his family. he is wearing his best bill cosby sweater.

http://blog.buzzflash.com/files/images/paul%20stanley%20family%20photo.jpg

 

[mypoliticalalt]

Nope, adultery bad, hypocritical adulterer worse.

#11: Thou shall not be hypocritical. I'll make a note of that.