Fantasies getting out of control

[southern_gal]

Our brains have some weird wiring, and not all of our turn-ons make logical sense. You'll often reach erroneous conclusions if you try to figure out "What does this fantasy say about me?" Our turn-ons often say nothing about our character. As long as you make good judgments in dnstinguishing which fantasies are okay to pursue in real life and which fantasies are best kept as a fantasy, then there isn't a problem.

This really sums me up. Especially the what does this fantasy say about me part. Most of my logical mind would prefer that the darker stuff just go away and not come back. My inner tramp sees it differently and boy can it be a struggle sometimes. Hopefully the logical side will always come out ahead.

Fantasy stuff often creates discovery you cant wish away.

SOUTHERN GAL I think youre determined to fuck yourself, so do it up right.

IF I really wanted to fuck myself, I mean in a really really big way. One that would have me pushed well beyond my minds ability to rationalize the damage I'd done to myself............ (lean in closer old man so you can read this clearly)

I'd try my best to copy you, you grumpy old fart.

Sweet and bad.

Be that as it may there was some really kind thoughts expressed and I greatly appreciated all of them. Now don't you have a kids birthday party to ruin or something else better to do?

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

This really sums me up. Especially the what does this fantasy say about me part. Most of my logical mind would prefer that the darker stuff just go away and not come back. My inner tramp sees it differently and boy can it be a struggle sometimes. Hopefully the logical side will always come out ahead.




IF I really wanted to fuck myself, I mean in a really really big way. One that would have me pushed well beyond my minds ability to rationalize the damage I'd done to myself............ (lean in closer old man so you can read this clearly)

I'd try my best to copy you, you grumpy old fart.





Be that as it may there was some really kind thoughts expressed and I greatly appreciated all of them. Now don't you have a kids birthday party to ruin or something else better to do?

Youre a disaster looking for a place to happen.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

This really sums me up. Especially the what does this fantasy say about me part. Most of my logical mind would prefer that the darker stuff just go away and not come back. My inner tramp sees it differently and boy can it be a struggle sometimes. Hopefully the logical side will always come out ahead.




IF I really wanted to fuck myself, I mean in a really really big way. One that would have me pushed well beyond my minds ability to rationalize the damage I'd done to myself............ (lean in closer old man so you can read this clearly)

I'd try my best to copy you, you grumpy old fart.





Be that as it may there was some really kind thoughts expressed and I greatly appreciated all of them. Now don't you have a kids birthday party to ruin or something else better to do?

I'm a congenital old sinner who knows when to sin and when to let it sleep.

 

[southern_gal]

I'm a congenital old sinner who knows when to sin and when to let it sleep.

ohhh I'm sorry. Did you drop your glasses in your oatmeal? Happens when you're fumbling with your teeth huh. Ok Ill say it again in BIG letters so the poor old man will be able to read it.

GRUMPY OLD FART. Better? If that is too small just get a friend to read it to you.

oooops did it again didn't I? That's right you don't have any friends do ya? Poor dear. Just sit there and sip your prune juice and think about how it could've been IF you had not been a ..........

(say it with me everyone) Grumpy Old Fart.

 

[Emerson40]

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[JAMESBJOHNSON]

ohhh I'm sorry. Did you drop your glasses in your oatmeal? Happens when you're fumbling with your teeth huh. Ok Ill say it again in BIG letters so the poor old man will be able to read it.

GRUMPY OLD FART. Better? If that is too small just get a friend to read it to you.

oooops did it again didn't I? That's right you don't have any friends do ya? Poor dear. Just sit there and sip your prune juice and think about how it could've been IF you had not been a ..........

(say it with me everyone) Grumpy Old Fart.

Don't come crying to me when these ghouls make you the show.

 

[southern_gal]

Don't come crying to me when these ghouls make you the show.

I'm willing to bet that you have G.O.F. stitched into the tags on your underwear don'tcha? C'mon admit it. I won't tell anyone.

And just who are the "ghouls" you speak of?

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

I'm willing to bet that you have G.O.F. stitched into the tags on your underwear don'tcha? C'mon admit it. I won't tell anyone.

And just who are the "ghouls" you speak of?

Commndo forever!

 

[southern_gal]

Commndo forever!

dammit now I need to go wash out my mind. Thanks for sneaking that mental image in there.

 

[Eyereadtoo]

Lately my fantasies are getting darker and less normal than usual and perhaps more than I care to admit. Why is this? I like to think I am normal and have a normal sex life but for some reason I seem to masturbate more and more to fantasies that I regret later. Help?

Hey, I generously offered to help ya in this area but what was it you told me? Oh yeah, "Thanks but I'm expecting a migraine."

A lesser guy would have thought you were putting him down.

 

[Harold_Hill]

Commndo forever!

I just don't understand people who go commando, (without underwear). Something about having my dick rubbing against a rough metal zipper all day just doesn't do it for me.

 

[Doog_kuron]

I just don't understand people who go commando, (without underwear). Something about having my dick rubbing against a rough metal zipper all day just doesn't do it for me.

Funnily enough I did that today. Regrettably the day I chose to be a tad more adventurous also happened to be the day I spilt hot gravy in my lap. Needless to say that wasn't an experience I ever want to repeat. Some people get off on pain, not me.

 

[Harold_Hill]

Most of my logical mind would prefer that the darker stuff just go away and not come back. My inner tramp sees it differently and boy can it be a struggle sometimes. Hopefully the logical side will always come out ahead.

A person can explore their dark fantasies, or they can spend their life dealing with pent-up frustrations. And if you did cross a line once or twice, as long as you don't cause the downfall of civilization, would it really be that bad? None of us are perfect you know! Except Johnson of course.

 

[southern_gal]

Hey, I generously offered to help ya in this area but what was it you told me? Oh yeah, "Thanks but I'm expecting a migraine."

A lesser guy would have thought you were putting him down.

wasn't me but you can bet I wrote that line down in my book of snappy comebacks.

 

[southern_gal]

I just don't understand people who go commando, (without underwear). Something about having my dick rubbing against a rough metal zipper all day just doesn't do it for me.

I posted a pic here last summer of me and some friends at the beach and I was lying back and know what........I didn't catch that in that pic I was not wearing panties. When the first person pointed that out to me I honestly wanted to just die on the spot. It was in my profile tho and he was probably the only one that saw it.

Funnily enough I did that today. Regrettably the day I chose to be a tad more adventurous also happened to be the day I spilt hot gravy in my lap. Needless to say that wasn't an experience I ever want to repeat. Some people get off on pain, not me.

Well.......I like a bit of pain so there.......

A person can explore their dark fantasies, or they can spend their life dealing with pent-up frustrations. And if you did cross a line once or twice, as long as you don't cause the downfall of civilization, would it really be that bad? None of us are perfect you know! Except Johnson of course.

My dark fantasies would be the end of life as we know it if allowed to see daylight.

swell you hadda go mention JBJ. great. I was already dealing with the image of his highness going au natural and now you bring him up again. I quit.

 

[kingkoll]

ill help you out with all your fantasies

 

[Eyereadtoo]

wasn't me but you can bet I wrote that line down in my book of snappy comebacks.

Oh yes, it was definitely you.

 

[Harold_Hill]

I posted a pic here last summer of me and some friends at the beach and I was lying back and know what........I didn't catch that in that pic I was not wearing panties. When the first person pointed that out to me I honestly wanted to just die on the spot. It was in my profile tho and he was probably the only one that saw it.

Ok, I'm sure at the time it was embarrassing, but in retrospect, aren't you just a little turned on knowing there were guys out there getting hard thinking about all the kinky things they wanted to do to you? Be honest now, you know it turns you on thinking about a guy pumping his handle looking at your puss. Maybe it wasn't so unintentional as you think, maybe posting the picture was a Freudian slip? Maybe? I have to admit, after you posting about having dark fantasies, I'm a little curious myself.

 

[southern_gal]

Ok, I'm sure at the time it was embarrassing, but in retrospect, aren't you just a little turned on knowing there were guys out there getting hard thinking about all the kinky things they wanted to do to you? Be honest now, you know it turns you on thinking about a guy pumping his handle looking at your puss. Maybe it wasn't so unintentional as you think, maybe posting the picture was a Freudian slip? Maybe? I have to admit, after you posting about having dark fantasies, I'm a little curious myself.

I was wearing a skirt and only a teeny bit showed but it was more than I wanted. I have seen that pic so much that I just didn't pay attention. Yes it did actually arouse me to think of a stranger jerking off thinking about me. Did I do it on purpose tho.............


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[Harold_Hill]

Yes it did actually arouse me to think of a stranger jerking off thinking about me. Did I do it on purpose tho.......................................

We can always hope for another Freudian slip can't we? Sorry I missed the last one, I will have to be more vigilant in the future.

My dark fantasies would be the end of life as we know it if allowed to see daylight.

Even if it caused the end of life as we know it, WHAT A WAY TO GO!!!!

 

[Kitschshaman]

Lately my fantasies are getting darker and less normal than usual and perhaps more than I care to admit. Why is this? I like to think I am normal and have a normal sex life but for some reason I seem to masturbate more and more to fantasies that I regret later. Help?

I'm a little confused .. why do you regret self-pleasuring at all? Are the fantasies new to you and freshly disturbing? Though I do understand the concept of being a sex addict and it bumping on getting in the way of doing other things ... seems to me as long as you're not hurting anyone else there shouldn't be anything to regret about that.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

I just don't understand people who go commando, (without underwear). Something about having my dick rubbing against a rough metal zipper all day just doesn't do it for me.

I started doing it in 1972. My penis is longish and peeks out the end of my shorts if I sit on the floor. In those days I was in group therapy where we sat on pillows and pounded pillows, and the gals liked how my peepee teased them. AND no briefs makes it cooler and better for testicles/sperm. I've never had an abrasion problem. But I do sit on it and my balls, and that hurts.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

I posted a pic here last summer of me and some friends at the beach and I was lying back and know what........I didn't catch that in that pic I was not wearing panties. When the first person pointed that out to me I honestly wanted to just die on the spot. It was in my profile tho and he was probably the only one that saw it.




Well.......I like a bit of pain so there.......




My dark fantasies would be the end of life as we know it if allowed to see daylight.

swell you hadda go mention JBJ. great. I was already dealing with the image of his highness going au natural and now you bring him up again. I quit.

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I think of Zelda Gilroy when I imagine you.

 

[southern_gal]

I started doing it in 1972. My penis is longish and peeks out the end of my shorts if I sit on the floor. In those days I was in group therapy where we sat on pillows and pounded pillows, and the gals liked how my peepee teased them. AND no briefs makes it cooler and better for testicles/sperm. I've never had an abrasion problem. But I do sit on it and my balls, and that hurts.

This right here. .........This is reason enough to have a mod delete this entire thread. No one needs this image in their mind for any reason or any length of time. My day, week, month and year.....perhaps my entire life has been ruined. Thank you JBJ.

 

[Eilan]

ill help you out with all your fantasies

There's always that one asshat. . .

(Other than JBJ, of course.)