Favorite Celeb Fuck?

This is SO damn sad...

The only celeb who makes me pant like a dog is Pierce Brosnan. I think it's pathetic, and I have no idea why he suddenly does it for me. It's an absolutely humiliating choice.

For years, no celeb did.

I'm proud to say I have never bought a celebrity poster or joined a fan club :)
 
Maybe it's his name... PIERCE

I, too, am ashamed to admit my star. It's so... predictable and ordinary, which I absolutely despise.

George Clooney. He would be devilish and witty.

Also, Fiennes (blanking out on first name), who played opposite Gwyneth Paltrow in Shakespeare in Love. Oh, if only... It must be his dark eyes and complete lack of self-infatuation.
 
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coralrose said:
Also, Fiennes (blanking out on first name), who played opposite Gwyneth Paltrow in Shakespeare in Love. Oh, if only... It must be his dark eyes and complete lack of self-infatuation.

That would be Joseph.
 
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Bob Peale said:
coralrose said:
Also, Fiennes (blanking out on first name), who played opposite Gwyneth Paltrow in Shakespeare in Love. Oh, if only... It must be his dark eyes and complete lack of self-infatuation.

That would be Joseph.

Thank YOU!! That was driving me crazy. I mean, how can you fantasize about someone when you can't even mentally call out his name?
 
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coralrose said:
Thank YOU!! That was driving me crazy. I mean, how can you fantasize about someone when you can't even mentally call out his name?

I suspect it would go something like...

'Oh, Oh yes, right there! Yes like that! Oh, please don't stop...no, not you! You! Over there! Hey, I'm talking to you!
 
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CelestialBody said:

I was on a train with a friend a few months ago, flipping through a magazine where he'd done a photoshoot.

I flushed. My skin broke out in prespiration. My pulse increased, my heart raced, my pupils dilated. And I began to pant like Lassie.

I was really embarassed. It just felt so.... 14. Ick.
 
Well…

Sorry, girls. Pierce does nothing for me. Never has…never will.

One very odd tickle about my personality is that I usually find myself focusing on the quiet, unassuming guy in the background of a film. Just my nature, I suppose. I’m rarely attracted to the guy in the spot light – I want the one standing in the corner with a quiet smirk on his gentle face. There are exceptions to the rule (Sean Connery, Harrison Ford, Mel Gibson) but, much as I like the “big stars” they are rarely the ones who wander into my naughty fantasies. The box-office candy boys are mint juleps on a lazy afternoon.

My bathtub gin men are very different.

Lately, the guy who has me all trembly in quiet moments is David Morse. ( Contact, The Rock, The Green Mile, Crazy In Alabama, The Langoliers). For one thing, he’s big, and I’m a sucker for that. Yeah yeah yeah…I know…how cliché, and I like cute little guys too, but I’m a sucker for tall and broad shouldered. Next, he looks good in a uniform (cliché #2…yep). But mostly, it is because of the characters he plays. The quiet guy with wise eyes. The one who doesn’t say much, but knows a lot. The guy struggling between his honorable instincts and the grim push of reality. That soft, slow, gentle hint of a smile that makes his reserved face all the more charming. I just want to tie the boy down and give him a 6-hour chair dance…then spend the following six hours performing unnatural acts with him.

John Hannah has also been able to get me wet since he delivered one line in Four Weddings and a Funeral “Silent, but deadly attractive.” Maybe it’s the accent, but if he could turn me on that sharply in four words while playing a gay man in a romantic comedy…hell, I’m hooked.

And…finally, Richard Schiff (told you I liked the little ones, too). Although, I strongly suspect my attraction to him has a lot more to do with the dialog Aaron Sorkin writes for him to recite on “The West Wing” than it does anything else. Still…anyone who can be that sarcastic and get that smug glint in their eyes is privy to the sexual poison I have no antidote for.

Odd little collection I romp about with in my head, isn’t it? LOL

MP ;)
 
DCL of course!

Other than that, I have a thing for army. Put him in a sojerboy uniform, make him strong, quiet, and combat capable (read: Intelligent), and I get all hot and bothered. I had a thing for Michael Beihen in Aliens, til he showed up in something else. As long as he isn't Don Johnson, I'm pretty much drooling over that image. And that's all it is, an image of a fictional person that cranks my tractors.

In real life, I'm attracted to the same thing. That's why I hang around military bases, the scenery. So far, in my lifetime, I've only met two other men who've had the same joss the Stud does. The bad thing about these men is that they're usually broken in some way, it takes a lot of strength to deal with them.

Other than that, DCL cranks my camshaft. Boy would I like to crank his. Heheheheh.
 
I'm gonna get hell from all the guys on this one, but Jodie Foster. She has the understated elegance and a brain. Mmm, sighhhhhh. Ok, now back to my normal scheduled thought process.
 
OK ladies.. hold on to your panties.. I admit..
Al Pacino
..grrrrr.. all that passion and fire concentrated in his less-than-average-height body.. if I could only get my hands on him.

And.. of course.. Sean C. but hey.. that's not so weird (is it?!)
 
Make_My_Day said:
OK ladies.. hold on to your panties.. I admit..
Al Pacino
..grrrrr.. all that passion and fire concentrated in his less-than-average-height body..

The Tom Cruise-effect... short man, high energy, mass sex appeal.

*turns electric fan on high*
 
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