Favorite movie quotes

[SimonDoom]

"Aw man, I shot Marvin in the face."

 

[MillieDynamite]

Yeah, you did... Better call the cleaner. LOL

"Aw man, I shot Marvin in the face."

 

[pink_silk_glove]

Enough is enough! I've had it with these motherfuckin' snakes on this motherfuckin' plane!

 

[gunhilltrain]

"Aw man, I shot Marvin in the face."

Gun safety protocols are not important in Tarantino's movies.

 

[SimonDoom]

Enough is enough! I've had it with these motherfuckin' snakes on this motherfuckin' plane!

That's Samuel L. Jackson, isn't it? You couldn't possibly find a better actor to pull off that line.

His reading of the faux-bedtime story "Go The Fuck To Sleep" is one of the best things ever, in part because of his voice.

The cats nestle close to their kittens now.
The lambs have laid down with the sheep.
You're cozy and warm in your bed, my dear.
Please go the fuck to sleep

One of Jackson's all-time best movie quotes, in Deep Blue Sea, the movie about genetically engineered, super ferocious sharks. He's trying to give hope to his comrades trapped in an undersea station that's under attack:

"Now you've seen how bad things can get and how quick they can get that way. Well, they can get a whole lot worse. So we're not going to fight anymore! We're going to pull together and we're gonna find a way to get out of here! First, we're gonna seal off this pool—"

I won't spoil it by saying what happens after he says "pool."

 

[Smuttyandfun]

Queenie: “Oh Edmund. I do love it when you get cross. Sometimes I think about having you executed, just to see the expression on your face.” Blackadder

 

[Smuttyandfun]

Blackadder: “So let’s recap. If I admit that I am in love – sorry, head over heels in love with Satan and all his little wizards – then you will remove my testicles with a blunt instrument resembling some kind of gardening tool and roast them over a large fire. Whereas if I don’t admit that I’m in love with Satan and all his little wizards, you will hold me upside down in a vat of warm marmalade…AND remove my testicles with a blunt… oh I see.”

 

[Smuttyandfun]

Blackadder: “Criminal record?”
Baldrick: “Absolutely not.”
Blackadder: “Oh, come on, Baldrick. You’re going to be an MP for God’s sake. I’ll just put fraud and sexual deviance…”

 

[Comshaw]

Elliott Marston: "Ah ha. Legendary Sharps."

Matthew Quigley: "You know your weapons. It's a lever-action, breech loader. Usual barrel length's thirty inches. This one has an extra four. It's converted to use a special forty-five caliber, hundred and ten grain metal cartridge, with a five-hundred forty grain paper patch bullet. It's fitted with double set triggers, and a Vernier sight. It's marked up to twelve-hundred yards. This one shoots a mite further."

Quigley DownUnder

Comshaw

 

[StillStunned]

then you will remove my testicles with a blunt instrument resembling some kind of gardening tool and roast them over a large fire.

"Oh, it's a scythe!"

 

[Smuttyandfun]

Blackadder: "Baldrick, you wouldn't recognize a subtle plan if it painted itself purple and danced naked on a harpsicord singing 'subtle plans are here again'."

 

[StillStunned]

Blackadder: "I have a plan that's so cunning, you could put a tail on it and call it a weasel."

 

[Smuttyandfun]

Blackadder: "Baldrick, your head is as empty as a eunuch's underpants."

 

[Emilymcplugger]

DV: the ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the force.

Officer: don’t try to frighten us with your sorcerer’s ways. You sad devotion to that ancient religion has not helped you conjure up the stolen data tapes or given you clairvoyance enough to find the rebel’s hidden fort….

DV: I find your lack of faith disturbing.

 

[MillieDynamite]

I felt a great disturbance in the Eroticism, as if millions of writers suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened. Oh, no, my story was rejected, NOOOOOO.

 

[MillieDynamite]

The plots often revolve around the guns not being safe for someone.

Gun safety protocols are not important in Tarantino's movies.

 

[AchtungNight]

“You can’t beat us, V. All you have are your fancy karate moves and knives. We have guns.”

“Actually what you have, Mr. Creedy, are bullets. Bullets and the hope I will not still be standing when you have shot them all.”

- V for Vendetta

 

[theWollstonecraftWoman]

Exactly which film is that from, Millie ole girl?

I felt a great disturbance in the Eroticism, as if millions of writers suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened. Oh, no, my story was rejected, NOOOOOO.

 

[MillieDynamite]

Lit Wars: Strange New Hopeless

Exactly which film is that from, Millie ole girl?

 

[pink_silk_glove]

Exactly which film is that from, Millie ole girl?

Cuck Wars.

 

[theWollstonecraftWoman]

Cuck Wars.

Hum, sounds like something I might want to watch.

 

[SimonDoom]

"It's an ugly planet. A bug planet."

 

[AchtungNight]

“That’s no moon! It’s a clitoris! Quick! Stimulate it with a precise torpedo shot!”

- Cuck Wars.

 

[MillieDynamite]

Reporter: Would you care to say a few words, Mr. Carpenter? I suppose you're just as scared as the rest of us.
Klaatu: In a different way, perhaps. I am fearful when I see people substituting fear for reason. In fact, I would like...
Reporter: [cutting him off abruptly] Thank you, Mr. Carpenter. Thank-thank you very much.

Of course, the most famous line, Klaatu barada nikto.

What it means is, Earth sucks donkeydick.

 

[Emilymcplugger]

I’ll have what she’s having.

Or has that been mentioned previously?