Favorite movie quotes

[SimonDoom]

Yes, Michael Rapaport is one of my least favorite actors EVER! I don't know why. I just don't ever like him.

It was fun seeing him get eaten by a shark in Deep Blue Sea. Almost everybody got eaten by a shark in that movie.

 

[MillieDynamite]

Dr. Barbara Glaser: [typing] WE ARE TRYING TO COMMUNICATE. DO YOU SCAN?
Mutant: [on monitor] AFFIRMATIVE. WHAT DO YOU WANT?
Dr. Barbara Glaser: [to Tracy] "Affirmative!" It said "affirmative!"
Dr. Barbara Glaser: [typing] REQUEST INFORMATION: CAN WE CO-EXIST?
Mutant: [on monitor] PLEASE STAND BY
[the Mutant stabs Barbara to death with its tentacle]

The tentacle flirted under her skirt, here and there, up her now wet hoochie-choochie, up inside and through her head. Now that's a fuck she'll never forget or remember being she's dead.

 

[MillieDynamite]

Couldn't happen to a stranger guy! Way to go, sharky! Best quote from that movie.

Preacher: Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil. For thou art with me. Thy rod and thy staff, they comfort me. Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life. Because I carry a big stick and I'm the meanest mother fucker in the valley! Two sharks down, Lord! One demon fish to go! Can I get an Amen?

It was fun seeing him get eaten by a shark in Deep Blue Sea. Almost everybody got eaten by a shark in that movie.

 

[SimonDoom]

Couldn't happen to a stranger guy! Way to go, sharky! Best quote from that movie.

Preacher: Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil. For thou art with me. Thy rod and thy staff, they comfort me. Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life. Because I carry a big stick and I'm the meanest mother fucker in the valley! Two sharks down, Lord! One demon fish to go! Can I get an Amen?

That's a good line, but my personal favorite is the speech Samuel L. Jackson's character gives that gets interrupted as he gets shockingly eaten.

 

[MillieDynamite]

Is there any other way to be eaten in the not lovely kind of way?

That's a good line, but my personal favorite is the speech Samuel L. Jackson's character gives that gets interrupted as he gets shockingly eaten.

 

[SimonDoom]

Is there any other way to be eaten in the not lovely kind of way?

Well, it was the most SURPRISING getting eaten by a shark scene I've ever seen.

 

[MillieDynamite]

I have to admit, I was surprised when I saw Jaws for the first time, and fucking shark ate that pretty girl right out of the gate. Fucking sharks!

Well, it was the most SURPRISING getting eaten by a shark scene I've ever seen.

 

[theWollstonecraftWoman]

I have to admit, I was surprised when I saw Jaws for the first time, and fucking shark ate that pretty girl right out of the gate. Fucking sharks!

For a woman from Oklahoma, a landlocked state nowhere near the ocean, you have an unnatural fear of sharks.

 

[MillieDynamite]

Hooper: I'm not going to waste my time arguing with a woman who's lining up to be a hot lunch.

For a woman from Oklahoma, a landlocked state nowhere near the ocean, you have an unnatural fear of sharks.

 

[AchtungNight]

For a woman from Oklahoma, a landlocked state nowhere near the ocean, you have an unnatural fear of sharks.

She may have seen the Syfy films with the really scary mutant sharks.

 

[MillieDynamite]

I've always been afraid of the ocean. Even when I was a little girl in Houston, we'd go to the beaches of south Texas and couldn't go into the water. I knew there was something there that wanted to eat me. Sharks, star-fucking-fish, minnows, everything in the water wanted to eat me. No, it isn't logical. But that's who I am on this issue. I worked as a PI, and job-related shit didn't scare me. But get me near the water, lake, or ocean, and I'm somewhat scared all the time. Big, scary men aren't at all scary. My .40 SW ACP Beretta levels the field. With my collapsible baton in my hand, I'm ready for them. Put me in a boat, and I'm out of my depth.

She may have seen the Syfy films with the really scary mutant sharks.

 

[theWollstonecraftWoman]

She may have seen the Syfy films with the really scary mutant sharks.

No, she's just a pussy about the ocean and lakes.

Hooper: I'm not going to waste my time arguing with a woman who's lining up to be a hot lunch.

Quint: Here's to swimmin' with bow-legged women.

 

[Trubbycat]

I've worked in the private sector. They expect results!

 

[MillieDynamite]

And you know where the shark bits them bow-legged bitches, right?

No, she's just a pussy about the ocean and lakes.

Quint: Here's to swimmin' with bow-legged women.

 

[AchtungNight]

I've always been afraid of the ocean. Even when I was a little girl in Houston, we'd go to the beaches of south Texas and couldn't go into the water. I knew there was something there that wanted to eat me. Sharks, star-fucking-fish, minnows, everything in the water wanted to eat me. No, it isn't logical. But that's who I am on this issue. I worked as a PI, and job-related shit didn't scare me. But get me near the water, lake, or ocean, and I'm somewhat scared all the time. Big, scary men aren't at all scary. My .40 SW ACP Beretta levels the field. With my collapsible baton in my hand, I'm ready for them. Put me in a boat, and I'm out of my depth.

I understand. Good luck with your issues. I’d recommend writing as therapy, but it doesn’t always work for me.

 

[MillieDynamite]

My issue is not letting Jo know how her fun things for us to do together scare me.

I understand. Good luck with your issues. I’d recommend writing as therapy, but it doesn’t always work for me.

 

[AchtungNight]

My issue is not letting Jo know how her fun things for us to do together scare me.

Honesty might be the best policy. But you know your spouse better than me.

 

[MillieDynamite]

Honesty is over rated when we love someone as much as I love Jo. What's a little panty-wetting now and then?

Honesty might be the best policy. But you know your spouse better than me.

 

[SimonDoom]

I've always been afraid of the ocean. Even when I was a little girl in Houston, we'd go to the beaches of south Texas and couldn't go into the water. I knew there was something there that wanted to eat me. Sharks, star-fucking-fish, minnows, everything in the water wanted to eat me.

Starfish are nasty fuckers. Hungry, too, pretty much all the time.

 

[MillieDynamite]

Thanks for the image of starfish covering my body, like piranhas, devouring me while Jo says, "Just shake them off and keep swimming."

Starfish are nasty fuckers. Hungry, too, pretty much all the time.

 

[AchtungNight]

Honesty is over rated when we love someone as much as I love Jo. What's a little panty-wetting now and then?

Glad you can overcome it. I do feel the same way about the ocean sometimes. I was stung by a jellyfish once. [shudders]

 

[SimonDoom]

Fredo, you're nothing to me now. You're not a brother, you're not a friend. I don't want to know you or what you do. I don't want to see you at the hotels, I don't want you near my house. When you see our mother, I want to know a day in advance, so I won't be there. You understand?

 

[MillieDynamite]

Senator Pat Geary: I despise your masquerade, the dishonest way you pose yourself. You and your whole fucking family.

 

[SimonDoom]

Senator, we're both part of the same hypocrisy. But never think it applies to my family.

 

[MillieDynamite]

Back to being with my family. Oh, Joy!