Favorite movie quotes

[Phantom300]

I use this one all the time, especially when my wife or kids ask a yes/no question.

"You have two stamp, one red, one green. So, I have chance go New York, 50-50"

-Victor Navorski, The Terminal

 

[AchtungNight]

“Shoot straight, you bastards! Don’t make a mess of it!”

- Condemned man to firing squad, Breaker Morant.

 

[theWollstonecraftWoman]

”I’d hate to take a bite out of you. You’re a cookie full of arsenic.” Sweet Smell of Success

 

[MillieDynamite]

“In this world, you turn the other cheek, and you get hit with a lug wrench.” Impact

I can do this all day long, Mary, so don't fuck with me! from Millie and Mary the Collision (no that's not a real movie)

 

[JuanSeiszFitzHall]

“In this world, you turn the other cheek, and you get hit with a lug wrench.” Impact

I can do this all day long, Mary, so don't fuck with me! from Millie and Mary the Collision (no that's not a real movie)

And why isn't it a real movie? Pitch meeting! Somebody order lunch!

 

[theWollstonecraftWoman]

In that case, one for the road.

“The next person that says Merry Christmas to me, I’ll kill them.” The Thin Man

 

[MillieDynamite]

Yeah, but who'd they get to play me?

And why isn't it a real movie? Pitch meeting! Somebody order lunch!

 

[JuanSeiszFitzHall]

Yeah, but who'd they get to play me?

My choice would be Angela Bassett, but a case could be made for Taraji P. Henson.

 

[MillieDynamite]

Fuck you think I'm in my 50s or older? Gezzus, WTF, I'm 34! Also, I'm 4 feet 11 1/2 inches tall.

My choice would be Angela Bassett, but a case could be made for Taraji P. Henson.

 

[JuanSeiszFitzHall]

Fuck you think I'm in my 50s or older? Gezzus, WTF, I'm 34! Also, I'm 4 feet 11 1/2 inches tall.

You asked, I answered. Hollywood doesn't care about resemblance, only bankability.

 

[MillieDynamite]

LOL Well, I care about someone who can catch the essence of me, in a hot body, and with a lovely face. The only way I can get a hot body back is to be someone else's body!

You asked, I answered. Hollywood doesn't care about resemblance, only bankability.

 

[ShelbyDawn57]

Fuck you think I'm in my 50s or older? Gezzus, WTF, I'm 34! Also, I'm 4 feet 11 1/2 inches tall.

So, Maisie Williams???

 

[MillieDynamite]

Sort of pasty for a negro don't you think?

So, Maisie Williams???

 

[MillieDynamite]

Wilmer Cook: "Keep on riding me, and they’re going to be picking iron out of your liver." Maltese Falcon

 

[ShelbyDawn57]

Sort of pasty for a negro don't you think?

Picky, picky. Wonder if Simone Biles can act.

 

[MillieDynamite]

Beats me, just so I'm sexier than Mary, and I guess I'll be satisfied. I guess we could do the old flip-the-characters trick and make me a white Jewish girl and her the little black bombshell.

Picky, picky. Wonder if Simone Biles can act.

Naw, I don't like that at all.

 

[theWollstonecraftWoman]

Beats me, just so I'm sexier than Mary, and I guess I'll be satisfied. I guess we could do the old flip-the-characters trick and make me a white Jewish girl and her the little black bombshell.

Naw, I don't like that at all.

As if that was possible!

 

[MillieDynamite]

"I can afford a blemish on my character but not on my clothes."

Laura a truly classical Film Noir piece.

 

[theWollstonecraftWoman]

One for the road!

Johnny: "Doesn’t it bother you at all that you’re married?"
Gilda: "What I want to know is, does it bother you?"

Gilda

She sounds like one of my wives!!!!

 

[AchtungNight]

“Are you in love with your wife?”

“What do you think?”

“Are you in love with me?”

- White Sands.

“What if I said I’d never sleep with you again until I met your friends?”

“It’s only 3 am, they’re probably up.”

- Good Will Hunting.

 

[Kelliezgirl]

Sarah: That's not fair!
Jareth: You say that so often, I wonder what your basis for comparison is?

 

[Zootonius]

"Think ya used enough dynamite there, Butch?"

 

[MillieDynamite]

J.J. Hunsecker: Everybody knows Manny Davis - except Mrs. Manny Davis. Sweet Smell of Success

 

[MillieDynamite]

Rick Leland: Remember: mine is bigger than yours!

Across the Pacific (Bogart to another character about the caliber of their guns, sure it is)

 

[Zootonius]

From a mini series, but great,

"You're an old spy in a hurry, George. You used to say they were the worst."