Favorite movie quotes

[ShelbyDawn57]

Nope, the Xeno already signed up for Fast and the Furious 12 because the studio needed something more realistic than the previous installments....and better acting.

But what kind of car would a xenomorph drive?

 

[AchtungNight]

"You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses, would you? You hit a guy with glasses... That, heh... that's... well played."

I would pull the glasses off his face and throw them across the room. Technically I’m not hitting him but I’m inconveniencing him far more than hitting him would. I wear glasses, I know how much it can suck to lose them even for a few minutes. Heh.

 

[deltablues65]

We are now.......no longer the knights who say "Ni"........We are now the knights who say....Ecky ecky ecky ecky-pikang-zoop-boing-goodem-zoo-owli-zhiv

 

[MillieDynamite]

Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.

 

[Bisexguy70]

Badges…we dont need no stinking badges!!

 

[MillieDynamite]

I won't play the sap for you!

 

[theWollstonecraftWoman]

Brigid O'Shaughnessy: Mr. Archer was so alive yesterday, so solid and hearty...
Sam Spade: Stop it. He knew what he was doing. Those are the chances we take.
Brigid O'Shaughnessy: Was he married?
Sam Spade: Yeah, with ten thousand insurance, no children, and a wife that didn't like him.

 

[Two21B]

"Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever dies."

 

[lovecraft68]

But what kind of car would a xenomorph drive?

An AMC Gremlin to stick with the realism of the franchise. It would go a 150 mph and turn on a dime.

 

[lovecraft68]

Hell, you need a license to catch a fish! But they'll let any butt-reaming asshole be a father.

No truer words ever spoken.

 

[MillieDynamite]

Define unwarranted!

 

[SimonDoom]

Either you bring the water to L.A., or you bring L.A. to the water.

 

[lovecraft68]

From Moby Dick 1956

"From Hell's heart, I stab at thee!! For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee!!"

 

[MillieDynamite]

From Star Trek II, the Wrath of Kahn 1982.

No... No, you can't get away. From Hell's heart, I stab at thee. For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee!

 

[MillieDynamite]

Dumb and Dumber 1994

Lloyd Christmas: I want to ask you a question, straight out, flat out, and I want you to give me the honest answer. What do you think the chances are of a guy like you and a girl like me ending up together?
Mary Swanson: Well Lloyd, that's difficult to say. We really don't...
Lloyd Christmas: Hit me with it! Just give it to me straight! I came a long way just to see you Mary, just... The least you can do is level with me. What are my chances?
Mary Swanson: Not good.
[the background soundtrack music suddenly stops]
Lloyd Christmas: [he gulps, his mouth twitching] You mean, not good like one out of a hundred?
Mary Swanson: I'd say more like one out of a million.
Lloyd Christmas: [long pause while he processes what he's heard] So you're telling me there's a chance. YEAH!

 

[SimonDoom]

Harry: All right, pop quiz. Airport, gunman with one hostage. He's using her for cover; he's almost to a plane. You're a hundred feet away... Jack?

Jack: Shoot the hostage.

 

[Comshaw]

Colonel Graff: "Tell me why you kept on kicking him. You had already won."

Ender Wiggin: "Knocking him down won the first fight. I wanted to win all the next ones, too. So they'd leave me alone."

Ender's Game




Comshaw

 

[SimonDoom]

The dumbest movie quote ever:

"Love means never having to say you're sorry."

--Love Story

 

[Kelliezgirl]

The following is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to persons living or dead is purely coincidental. Especially you Jenny Beckman. Bitch.

500 Days of Summer

 

[MillieDynamite]

Count Dracula: To die, to be *really* dead, that must be glorious!
Mina Seward: Why, Count Dracula!
Count Dracula: There are far worse things awaiting man than death.

Dracula 1931

 

[jehoram]

Agent K, from Men in Black:

"There's always an Arquillian Battle Cruiser, or a Corillian Death Ray, or an intergalactic plague that is about to wipe out all life on this miserable little planet, and the only way these people can get on with their happy lives is that they DO NOT KNOW ABOUT IT!"

 

[MillieDynamite]

When I was your age, I never chased a boy or called a boy, or sat in a parked car with a boy.

Back to the Future 1985

 

[Landshark1]

“7 years of college gown the drain!” Bluto

 

[SimonDoom]

"Some days, you just can't get rid of a bomb."

The Batman movie (1960s).

 

[MillieDynamite]

Well, sir, that is what Tarantino does. He changes things. Makes shit up. Defames the dead. And creates outrageous, entertaining tales!

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the
Inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men
Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will
shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness
for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children
And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious
Anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers
And you will know
My name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee

Jules Winnfield, Pulp Fiction

It's called the Ezekiel speech, but except for the final line, "And they shall know that I am the Lord, when I lay My vengeance upon them" (Ezekiel 25:17), Tarantino entirely improvised the rest.

Fabienne: Who's Zed?
Butch: Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead.

Best line from the movie
Honey Bunny: Any of you fucking pricks move, and I'll execute every motherfucking last one of ya!