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Izanami9 said:
I’m sure someone already said it, but here’s one I bring out at parties and/or political debates 🎉 pretty regularly to great effect:

“A census-taker tried to test me once. I ate his liver, with some fava beans and a nice Chianti. Ffftttfffftttfffffppptt!”
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yep! I know that movie.....although it could have been derived from The Holy Grail...in reference to having to eat all of Sir Robin's minstrel's(and there was much rejoicing)
 
deltablues65 said:
yep! I know that movie.....although it could have been derived from The Holy Grail...in reference to having to eat all of Sir Robin's minstrel's(and there was much rejoicing)
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AHA! A connection between two great classics that has gone undiscovered until now! *Applause*
 
But you know! In the case of the latter film........it was due to the harsh winter! in regards to eating the minstrel's lol
 
- You, you want me to… suck his dick...?
- (over the phone, inaudible)
- Oh, oh! "who the fuck is Dick?!"
 
  • “I'm gonna fuck you with my pecker!
  • Dude, that's really dirty.
  • That's too dirty?
  • That offends me.
  • Penis?
  • Fine.
  • I'm gonna fuck you with my penis!”
 
OID77 said:
" I used to box for Oxford" (John Cleese in a fight stance)
"I used to kill for the CIA" (Kevin Kline branshing a pistol)
A Fish called Wanda
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You pompous, stuck-up, snot-nosed, English, giant, twerp, scumbag, fuck-face, dickhead, *asshole*!
 
Mac Sledge: [to Rosa Lee] I don't know why I wandered out to this part of Texas drunk, and you took me in and pitied me and helped me to straighten out, marry me. Why? Why did that happen? Is there a reason that happened? And Sonny's daddy died in the war, my daughter killed in an automobile accident. Why? See, I don't trust happiness. I never did, I never will.

Tender Mercies 1983
 
OID77 said:
All right I apologise, I'm really really sorry, I apologise unreservadly, I offer a complete and utter retraction,the impudation was without total basis in fact and was in no in fair comment and was motivated purely by malice and deeply regret any distress my comments may have caused you... or your family and I hearby undertake not to repeat any such slander at any time in the future.
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Hate you, stole my chance to retort "You're the vulgarian, you fuck! Now apologize!" :p :p :p

But, in any case, as Otto would have said: OK. ;)
 
- Do you believe in second chances?
- Yes, I do.

Hollywood has no doubt produced worse and more cringeworthy lines, but this is surely the blandest, absolutely fewest fucks given exchange in script writing history. If this line doesnt seem familiar to you, it's from Terminator Salvation and, yes, this is actually the full depth to which the movie's central theme of, well, 'salvation' is explored.

'Favourite' might be pushing it, but someone presumably got paid for these two lines and I kind of respect the hustle.
 
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TheRedChamber said:
- Do you believe in second chances?
- Yes, I do.

Hollywood has no doubt produced worse and more cringeworthy lines, but this is surely the blandest, absolutely fewest fucks given exchange in script writing history. If this line doesnt seem familiar to you, it's from Terminator Salvation and, yes, this is actually the full depth to which the movie's central theme of, well, 'salvation' is explored.

'Favourite' might be pushing it, but soneone presumably got paid for these two lines and I kind of respect the hustle.
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To this day I continue to believe that the worst line in movie history, barely managing to get through it without breaking character and saying "they're not paying me enough for this shit!", is Jason Statham saying "I'm a multiverse agent" in The One.

If it doesn't seem like much just by itself, trust me that hearing it in the context of how awful the entire movie was made it really difficult for me to not burst out laughing, and not exactly 'cause I found the movie "funny" ;)
 
  • Erica: Open the door.
  • Crazy in the car: Uh-oh. We got us a super-cunt here.
  • Erica: Open the door, or I'll be the last super-cunt you'll ever see.
[— The Brave One, Jodie Foster & Terence Howard]
 
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