Favorite movie quotes

Dragline: Nothin'! A handful of nothin'. You stupid mullet head, he beat you with nothin', just like today when he kept comin' back at me, with nothin'.

Luke: Yeah, well... sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.

Dragline: That's my boy, Cool Hand Luke.
 
"I hope to see my friend and shake his hand. I hope the Pacific is as blue as it has been in my dreams. I hope."

this and the money in the tin box under the wall make me ugly cry.
 
From the worst interpretation of Dark Shadows (2012s Johnny Depp outing), "That's the ugliest woman I've ever seen."
 
  • Navin R. Johnson: First I get my name in the phone book and now I'm on your ass. You know, I'll bet more people see that than the phone book. From 'The Jerk.'
 
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The real, Betty Davis Eyes, Jeppers Creapers, what a set of peepers.
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What wonderful baby blues, zonkers, could she be any whiter?
 
Two from Blazing Saddles:

You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons.

and

Anybody got a dime? Somebody's gotta go back and get a shitload a' dimes.
 
One of my favorite movie-ending pieces of dialogue. The Winslow Boy:

Sir Robert: Still pursuing your feminist activities, Miss Winslow?

Catherine: Oh, yes.

Sir Robert: Pity. It's a lost cause.

Catherine: Oh, do you really think so, Sir Robert? How little you know about women. Goodbye. I doubt that we shall meet again.

Sir Robert: Oh, do you really think so, Miss Winslow? How little you know about men.
 
"I don't think you're an asshole, Royal. I just think you're kind of a son of a bitch."
 
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