Favorite movie quotes

[SimonDoom]

"Was that the boogeyman?"

"As a matter of fact, it was."

Halloween.

 

[Rob_Royale]

"A normal man can do the impossible to save the woman he loves; my husband is no normal man."

The Legend of Tarzan

 

[BrightShinyGirl]

It’s not a movie, but Satsuki Kiryuin in Kill La Kill:

“Ask not the sparrow how the eagle soars!”

 

[SimonDoom]

"I don't drink . . . wine."

Dracula

 

[MediocreAuthor]

A single quote can't possibly do this scene from Attack the Block justice, so you can watch the scene here... or better yet, go watch the whole movie. It's fantastic.

"One of them... One of them.... big gorilla wolf mother fuckers!"

 

[XerXesXu]

It’s not a movie, but Satsuki Kiryuin in Kill La Kill:

“Ask not the sparrow how the eagle soars!”

Ask the wren.

 

[MillieDynamite]

"I don't smoke shit, and I don't drink wine." Dracula in Love at First Bite

 

[AchtungNight]

From “Casablanca” and my own “Inside Out” in paraphrase- “Out of all the taverns in all the world, she walks into mine!”

 

[MillieDynamite]

Actually, the original is, "Of all the gin joints, in all the world, she walks into mine." But it doesn't matter because you were paraphrasing.

From “Casablanca” and my own “Inside Out” in paraphrase- “Out of all the taverns in all the world, she walks into mine!”

 

[RejectReality]

"Out of order? Fuck! Even in the future nothin' works!" ~ Spaceballs.

Not really a line but: "How many assholes have we got on this ship?" "YO!" "I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes." I muttered that first line once in a Wal-Mart at about 2 a.m. because the aisles were almost completely blocked by pallets and carts. Two guys in one aisle and one guy in another almost simultaneously shouted out the "YO!" and I finished the refrain.

It was a moment of pure serendipity that still makes me smile every time I think about it.

 

[Comshaw]

“I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.”

Roy Batty "BladeRunner"


Comshaw

 

[SimonDoom]

"She's my sister! She's my daughter!"

. . .

"Understand? Or is that too tough for you?"

 

[lovecraft68]

From Guardians of the Galaxy(first one)

Rocket-Now I'm standing. Five jack asses standing in a circle

Drax-Nothing goes over my head. My reflexes are to good, I'd catch it.

Gamora-I'm going to die surrounded by the biggest idiots in the galaxy.

 

[lovecraft68]

This summer my wife wanted to buy one of those AC's that are portable and you hook the hose up to the window because the one we had works great, but is a little loud. I told her it wasn't going to be enough for the size room we have(and we have high ceilings) but no, she wanted one, so we bought one.

A week later she says "Okay, maybe we need to put the other one back in."

I put it in the next morning before she got up and put a note on it with the Thanos quote from End game

"You couldn't live with your failure, and it brought you back to me."

I went to work and two hours later she sends me a text.

"There is something seriously wrong with you."

 

[Smuttyandfun]

"You keep using that word. I don't think it means what you think it means." Montoya from Princess Bride

 

[SimonDoom]

"Klaatu barada nikto."

 

[AchtungNight]

"Was that the boogeyman?"

"As a matter of fact, it was."

Halloween.

From John Wick-

“You make this guy sound like the boogeyman.”

“He isn’t. He’s the guy you send to kill the [bleep] boogeyman.”

 

[SimonDoom]

From John Wick-

“You make this guy sound like the boogeyman.”

“He isn’t. He’s the guy you send to kill the [bleep] boogeyman.”

"I heard you struck my son."

"Yes sir, I did."

"May I ask why?"

"Yeah, well, because he stole John Wick's car, and he killed his dog."

"Oh."

The first John Wick movie was great.

 

[AchtungNight]

"She's my sister! She's my daughter!"

. . .

"Understand? Or is that too tough for you?"

From Soapdish-

“You can’t date her! She isn’t my niece. She’s my daughter! And your daughter!”

 

[lovecraft68]

"I heard you struck my son."

"Yes sir, I did."

"May I ask why?"

"Yeah, well, because he stole John Wick's car, and he killed his dog."

"Oh."

The first John Wick movie was great.

Really liked it, and for a crazy action movie it had its air of grit and realism

By this last part he's a super hero and that bullet proof suit can seemingly absorb hundreds of rounds.

As franchises continue to milk the cow, they rarely do anything but go downhill.

Although I have hopes for the third Equalizer.

 

[SimonDoom]

Really liked it, and for a crazy action movie it had its air of grit and realism

By this last part he's a super hero and that bullet proof suit can seemingly absorb hundreds of rounds.

As franchises continue to milk the cow, they rarely do anything but go downhill.

Although I have hopes for the third Equalizer.

I thought the Wick sequels were trash. I watched 2 and 3 because my sons wanted to see them. I watched part of 4 on my own and turned it off because I was bored. But the first one had a unique style and some humor.

 

[Two21B]

Your best? Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen!

Sean Connery

 

[Comshaw]

"Come out and fight! It is a good day to die! Thank You for making me a Human Being! Thank You for helpin' me to become a warrior! Thank You for my victories, and for my defeats! Thank You for my vision, and the blindness in which I saw further! You make all things and direct them in their ways, O Grandfather. And now You have decided the Human Beings will soon walk a road that leads nowhere. I am gonna die now, unless death wants to fight. And I ask You for the last time to grant me my old power to make things happen."

[Lies down to die. After a moment, props himself up on his elbows to add:]
"Take care of my son here. See that he doesn't go crazy."

Old Lodge Skins "Little Big Man"

 

[Smuttyandfun]

"He would have an enormous schwanzschtucker" - Inga - Young Frankenstein

 

[Smuttyandfun]

Hedley Lamarr: Qualifications?

Applicant: Rape, murder, arson and rape

Hedley Lamarr: You said rape twice

Applicant: I like rape

From Blazing Saddles