Favorite movie quotes

[Duleigh]

"Kiss her you lucky Henry." - Dudley

Cary Grant.

 

[DickandDoof]

“Ezekiel 25:17. ‘The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.’ I been sayin' that shit for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your ass. I never really questioned what it meant. I thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a motherfucker before you popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some shit this mornin' made me think twice. Now I'm thinkin': it could mean you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. .45 here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could be you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that shit ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin, Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be the shepherd. “

Jules, Pulp Fiction

A great scene from a great movie. Not quite as good as Reservoir Dogs, but still a fine movie.

 

[SimonDoom]

“Great Spirit, Maker of All Life. A warrior goes to you swift and straight as an arrow shot into the sun. Welcome him and let him take his place at the council fire of my people. He is Uncas, my son. Tell them to be patient and ask death for speed, for they are all there but one, I, Chingachgook, last of the Mohicans.”

 

[lavendersilk]

"...I know my package, perhaps in the light of day, isn't all that wonderful, but I finally know what I want and that, in itself, is a miracle. And what I want is YOU."

 

[Smuttyandfun]

From: Everything You Wanted to Know About Sex But Were Afraid to Ask

I don't know if you've read my book, "Advanced Sexual Positions: How to Achieve Them Without Laughing".

“- The Queen: Kiss me quick!
- The Fool: Yes!... where is your quick?”

“With most grievous dispatch I shall open the latch to get at her snatch!”

“Can we please have an erection? What the hell is going on down there?”

“I'm not getting shot out of that thing. What if he's masturbating? I'm liable to end up on the ceiling.”

Friend: [in Italian] You got to play with her before you lay her.Fabrizio: [in Italian] For how long?Friend: [in Italian] Fifteen minutes. Half hour. Depends on the woman.Fabrizio: [in Italian] How long with your wife?Friend: [in Italian] Thirty seconds.Fabrizio: [in Italian, in awe] Lucky!

The Queen: Ah, 'tis the chastity belt that the jealous King hath fastened upon me that no one but he shalst have the goods of the body.The Fool: Yeah, it's a pretty bad break for all of us at the Palace.

 

[AchtungNight]

From my favorite Tarantino film, From Dusk Till Dawn-

“We’re up against Goddamn vampires! Don’t tell me I’m wrong. Don’t say ‘I don’t believe in vampires’. I don’t believe in vampires either, but I do believe in my own eyes and I just saw vampires! They were not psychos! Psychos _do not_ explode when sunlight hits them. I don’t care how crazy they are!”

“Okay, fearless vampire killers! Let’s kill some vampires!

 

[NoTalentHack]

Don't know that line or what movie it is from.

It’s called Brick, directed by Rian Johnson and starring Joseph Gordon Levitt. It’s a neo-noir detective story set in a high school, using the same style of dialog but not the delivery; the director told the actors to specifically nit watch or pattern their performances after older noir films.

JGL’s character, the typical disaffected, misanthropic loner common to both noir and high school films, gets a frantic, terrified call from his ex-girlfriend that’s running with a new crowd. When she ends up dead a couple of days later, he searches for her killers.

 

[needfulgrl3126]

One of the most quotable characters to me is Val Kilmer's Doc Holiday from Tombstone.

"He reminds me of me...now I know I hate him."

I can be you're huckleberry

 

[Duleigh]

Dumbest Movie Lines Ever​

"I think world war two just started" - First Lieutenant Danny Walker, Pearl Harbor

"I live my life a quarter mile at a time" - Dom "The Brain" Toretto, the Fast and the Furious

"Normal's a setting on the dryer" - Harley Quin, The Suicide Squad

"Love means never having to say you're sorry" - Jenny, Love Story

"I'm not a hero, I'm a drifter with nothing to lose" - Jack Reacher, Jack Reacher

"It's turkey time, gobble gobble" - an romantic invitation to perform cunnilingus, Ricki, Gigli

"My face is my warrant" - Agent James Savoy, Transformers, Age of Extinction

"I'm going to take you to the bank, Senator Trent, to the blood bank." - Hard to Kill, Mason Storm

"Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else." - Storm, X-men

"Love can't save you Padme, only my New Powers can do that" - Anakin Skywalker, Revenge of the Sith

"If you're a bird, I'm a bird." - Noah, The Notebook

"Are you a Mexi-can or a Mexi-can't?" - Agent Sands, Once Upon a Time in Mexico

"It smells like Thai food in here... have you guys been fucking?" - Jennifer, Jennifer's Body

"I'm fifty shades of fucked up." - Fifty Shades of Gray

"If you save the world we can do it in the asshole." - Princess Tilde, The Kingsmen

"I have orgasms, he has wargasms." - O, Savages

 

[32aa]

From 'My cousin Vinny'.

"Mona Lisa Vito: Because a split second before the torque wrench was applied to the faucet handle, it had been calibrated by top members of the state *and* federal Department of Weights and Measures... to be dead on balls accurate!"

 

[djrip]

Dumbest Movie Lines Ever​

"I think world war two just started" - First Lieutenant Danny Walker, Pearl Harbor

"I live my life a quarter mile at a time" - Dom "The Brain" Toretto, the Fast and the Furious

"Normal's a setting on the dryer" - Harley Quin, The Suicide Squad

"Love means never having to say you're sorry" - Jenny, Love Story

"I'm not a hero, I'm a drifter with nothing to lose" - Jack Reacher, Jack Reacher

"It's turkey time, gobble gobble" - an romantic invitation to perform cunnilingus, Ricki, Gigli

"My face is my warrant" - Agent James Savoy, Transformers, Age of Extinction

"I'm going to take you to the bank, Senator Trent, to the blood bank." - Hard to Kill, Mason Storm

"Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else." - Storm, X-men

"Love can't save you Padme, only my New Powers can do that" - Anakin Skywalker, Revenge of the Sith

"If you're a bird, I'm a bird." - Noah, The Notebook

"Are you a Mexi-can or a Mexi-can't?" - Agent Sands, Once Upon a Time in Mexico

"It smells like Thai food in here... have you guys been fucking?" - Jennifer, Jennifer's Body

"I'm fifty shades of fucked up." - Fifty Shades of Gray

"If you save the world we can do it in the asshole." - Princess Tilde, The Kingsmen

"I have orgasms, he has wargasms." - O, Savages

"Somehow Palpatine returned."

 

[djrip]

"Would you like to play a game?" -WOPR, WarGames

 

[SimonDoom]

"I mean to kill you in one minute, Ned. Or see you hang in Fort Smith at Judge Parker's convenience. Which will it be?"

"I call that bold talk for a one-eyed fat man."

"Fill your hand, you son of a bitch."

True Grit.

 

[MillieDynamite]

This movie, I shall have to find and watch.

It’s called Brick, directed by Arian Johnson and starring Joseph Gordon Levitt. It’s a neo-noir detective story set in a high school, using the same style of dialog but not the delivery; the director told the actors to specifically nit watch or pattern their performances after older noir films.

JGL’s character, the typical disaffected, misanthropic loner common to both noir and high school films, gets a frantic, terrified call from his ex-girlfriend that’s running with a new crowd. When she ends up dead a couple of days later, he searches for her killers.

 

[NoTalentHack]

This movie, I shall have to find and watch.

The director was Rian Johnson. Fucking autocorrect. I think it might have been his first film, but I'm not sure.

 

[theWollstonecraftWoman]

I thought of including that in the quote because that’s how I remember it. But when I found a video of that part it had a whole anecdote in between “morning” and “it smells like…” I’m thinking that maybe the anecdote wasn’t in the original but was inserted in the “Redux” version.

I don't think that long speech was. But I was like a year old when the movie came out so what the fuck do I know? you could have put ... and then smells like part.

 

[DickandDoof]

Yes you’re right, wish I’d thought of it. I’ve been taking a little break from writing this summer so have forgotten some of the shortcuts. I’ve only seen the Redux version once, but have watched the original version seven or eight times, so I’m a little more familiar with it.

 

[AchtungNight]

Dumb line from me-

Marshal Willenholly- “Citizens of Utah, stimulation of the C.L.I.T. is not recommended!”
Sissy- “It is in this house!”

- Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back.

 

[DreamingOfMyEx]

From Lost in Austen:


Amanda: "Wickham, you are a bastard, but you are the right bastard at the right time."

Wickham: "One does one's best. -- Everyone you know, Miss Price, will one day pry your fingers from the raft and watch you drown. It's the way of the world. Everyone -- Except me."

 

[Comshaw]

From " Attack of the Killer Tomatoes"

Dr. Nokitofa: "Technically, tomatoes are fags."
Dr. Morrison: "He means fruits.”

Jim Richardson: “I can say without fear of contradiction, that under no circumstances, and at no time has the current administration expended any public money whatsoever for the purchase of the fluffy flower print toilet paper.”

General: "You'd better bring a coat Mr. Richardson, there's a little Jap in the air."
Dr. Morrison: "He means nip.”

Comshaw

 

[SimonDoom]

It’s called Brick, directed by Rian Johnson and starring Joseph Gordon Levitt. It’s a neo-noir detective story set in a high school, using the same style of dialog but not the delivery; the director told the actors to specifically nit watch or pattern their performances after older noir films.

JGL’s character, the typical disaffected, misanthropic loner common to both noir and high school films, gets a frantic, terrified call from his ex-girlfriend that’s running with a new crowd. When she ends up dead a couple of days later, he searches for her killers.

I've never even heard of this movie. It sounds interesting. I have mixed feelings about Johnson. I thoroughly enjoyed Knives Out, and absolutely loathed his Star Wars movie.

 

[AchtungNight]

From Star Wars-

“RWARRRAGH!!!”

 

[SimonDoom]

Greetings, my friend. We are all interested in the future, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives. And remember, my friend: Future events such as these will affect you in the future. You are interested in the unknown, the mysterious, the unexplainable. That is why you are here. And now, for the first time, we are bringing to you the full story of what happened on that fateful day. We are giving you all the evidence, based only on the secret testimony of the miserable souls who survived this terrifying ordeal. The incidents, the places. My friend, we cannot keep this a secret any longer. Let us punish the guilty; let us reward the innocent. My friend, can your heart stand the shocking facts about grave robbers from outer space?

Plan Nine From Outer Space.

Probably the most bat-shit insane movie I've ever seen, although Birdemic gave it a run for its money.

 

[AchtungNight]

From another batshit insane movie-

“Be careful, David. This part won’t be like a comic book. Real life doesn’t fit into little boxes that were drawn for it.”

- Unbreakable.

 

[lovecraft68]

Fight Club

"I haven't been fucked like that since grade school"

Bonham Carter was the definition of skanky hot in that movie.

Also Fight club

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