Favorite place to jerk off?

In bed, next to my wife. If awake she sucks my nipples and holds my balls. If asleep i look atnporn on ipad Awake is better
 
Most the time in the shower, sometimes in the bathroom, if Im in the mood an have time I will stroke an cum while taking out the dog before bed.
 
Would really like to outdoors if a woman would happen by and enjoy the show.

Problems: For her own safety, she's probably not alone and more likely than not, her companion is male, who would not be thrilled to watch or for her to watch; if outdoors but concealed enough to preclude a family stumbling upon me, it would be equally difficult for someone whom I might WANT to stumble upon me to FIND me; an overwhelming majority (if I read the room called Earth correctly) of women would either be frightened or indignant/appalled.

So fantasy it remains. Such is life.
 
I have no favorite place. I'll take advantage of any place that I can when I'm in the mood; for example, the bathroom at work, my basement, my back patio, public bathroom in a restaurant, hiking in the woods, living, kitchen, jerking off into my wife...
 
in my arcade room on my futon, using my meta quest 2 to watch porn on a huge virtual screen, you all should try vr for porn. In 2D And in 3d, its awesome. I literally jerk off to a floating screen showing porn, inside a room on a giant space station, with a giant window with the Earth below me, which is my favorite Oculus/meta quest virtual environment to masturbate in. Sometimes I do it in the North Pole on the back yard patio of a big house that I assume must be Santa's workshop, in the snow, with a train that goes by every so often. Sometimes I use the vr videos on apps like pornhub to jerk off too. Nothing like a transexuals hot cock flapping inches away your face, or a beautiful girl squatting over your face, spreading her pussy so close you swear you can almost smell it. Vr was made for porn.
 
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What’s your favorite place to jerk off?

i like to jerk off on the patio in my back yard. At night. My neighbor has a bright flood light that spills over to my yard. I love going out there at night totally naked. And jerk off in the light. If anyone was out there, they would be able to see me.
Favorite place? Mine is my bed with my wife sleeping next to me because she made another excuse to not be physical with me so I just play next to her and wonder how often she knows what I’m going 3x -4x per week and I wonder how she feels knowing the I have to take care of myself while she doesn’t es not thing
 
Favorite place? Mine is my bed with my wife sleeping next to me because she made another excuse to not be physical with me so I just play next to her and wonder how often she knows what I’m going 3x -4x per week and I wonder how she feels knowing the I have to take care of myself while she doesn’t es not thing
I often wake up in the middle of the night so horny that I absolutely have to take care of it. I try to be quiet but it's so difficult for me to be silent during my orgasm... like impossible. Sometimes she wakes up and realizes that I just masturbated. She doesn't mind my getting off but hates if I get out of bed to clean up the mess. I need to put a towel in my bedside table just in case.
 
I'd have to say my car video booth and sneaking one in on the couch under the blanket cause someone is always home ..
Video booth is the best cause I leave the door open a crack and some always cums by for a visit
 
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