feel the need for another silly thread

[gauchecritic]

Who loved to wear girly frocks

 

[Honey123]

There was this old geezer called Box
Who loved to wear girly frocks
his tongue was long

 

[gauchecritic]

There was this old geezer called Box
Who loved to wear girly frocks
his tongue was long


But he was well-hung

 

[Black Tulip]

with balls like Gibraltar rocks!

 

[Honey123]

with balls like Gibraltar rocks!

 

[Honey123]

There was a hottie called Kitten

 

[mcfbridge]

There was a hottie called Kitten

Who was screwing a guy from Great Britain

 

[Black Tulip]

There was a hottie called Kitten,
Who was screwing a guy from Great Britain.

She yelled: "roll me over".

 

[Guest]

 

[Black Tulip]

There was a hottie called Kitten,
Who was screwing a guy from Great Britain.
She yelled: "roll me over".

And from the White Cliffs of Dover

LOL

Are you psychic? I had those in mind as well.

 

[Guest]

 

[mcfbridge]

There was a hottie called Kitten,
Who was screwing a guy from Great Britain.
She yelled: "roll me over".
And from the White Cliffs of Dover
He speared her where she often was sittin'

 

[mcfbridge]

Lou's mouth was particularly busy.

 

[Belegon]

Lou's mouth was particularly busy.

and the motion was making her dizzy

 

[Guest]

 

[Boxlicker101]

Lou's mouth was particularly busy
and the motion was making her dizzy
While her hole world was spinning

Her SO was grinning

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

Lou's mouth was particularly busy
and the motion was making her dizzy
While her hole world was spinning
Her SO was grinning

While shouting, "Take this, young missy!"

PMSL

 

[Guest]

Lou's mouth was particularly busy
and the motion was making her dizzy
While her hole world was spinning
Her SO was grinning

While shouting, "Take this, young missy!"

I've only just seen this. LOL!

Lou

P.S. Here's a new one...

There was an old King called Og

 

[Boxlicker101]

I've only just seen this. LOL!

Lou

P.S. Here's a new one...

There was an old King called Og

Who always seemed in a fog

 

[mcfbridge]

There was an old King called Og
Who always seemed in a fog

Then he ran into Vella

 

[senserotic]

And Black Tulip, a beautiful fox

 

[Guest]

There was an old King called Og
Who always seemed in a fog

Then he ran into Vella

What a lucky fella!

(I'm sorry, Senserotic, but your line didn't follow the form of a limerick. Hi, btw, and welcome to the AH! )

Lou

 

[mcfbridge]

There was an old King called Og
Who always seemed in a fog
Then he ran into Vella
What a lucky fella!
and he did her right there in the bog.

 

[mcfbridge]

A woman had breasts quite remarkable.