feel the need for another silly thread

[senserotic]

She decided to shear it

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Honey....glad I made you smile!

 

[Boxlicker101]

We haven't finished this one yet:

There once was a cutie named Liar
Who sported a beard like a briar.
An infamous flirt

I wanted to add:

But no one got hurt,

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

There once was a cutie named Liar
Who sported a beard like a briar.
An infamous flirt
But no one got hurt,
Except their pussies felt as if on fire.

 

[gauchecritic]

Try this

Crimson's tastes are egregious

 

[Guest]

Re: Try this

Crimson's tastes are egregious

But fortunately she is under the aegis

 

[Honey123]

Re: Re: Try this

Crimson's tastes are egregious
But fortunately she is under the aegis
The shield claimed by Zeus

 

[Boxlicker101]

Re: Re: Re: Try this

Crimson's tastes are egregious
But fortunately she is under the aegis
The shield claimed by Zeus

Was almost no use

 

[Belegon]

Crimson's tastes are egregious
But fortunately she is under the aegis
The shield claimed by Zeus
Was almost no use
But stopped her being contagious



edited: OK that was tough...doesn't make perfect sense but best I could do

 

[gauchecritic]

Tough is good.


Harry and Wills the young princelings

 

[comp|icity]

Originally posted by gauchecritic
Tough is good.


Harry and Wills the young princelings

Couldn't resist midnight tinklings

 

[Guest]

Beaten to it.

 

[comp|icity]

Originally posted by Tatelou
Beaten to it.

oops, toss a coin? Or if a coin's not handy...

 

[Guest]

oops, toss a coin? Or if a coin's not handy...

No, I defer to your speed.

Unless you'd like a hand with your toss.



I'll carry it on...

Harry and Wills the young princelings
Couldn't resist midnight tinklings
Both entered the bog

 

[comp|icity]

Originally posted by Tatelou
No, I defer to your speed.

Unless you'd like a hand with your toss.



I'll carry it on...

Harry and Wills the young princelings
Couldn't resist midnight tinklings
Both entered the bog

Wow, me speedy. I'm going to need to frame that post
Of course I'll need to disassociate that from the tossing, wouldn't want to give the wrong impression

OK, sorry, back to the task at hand (oh there I go again...)


Harry and Wills the young princelings
Couldn't resist midnight tinklings
Both entered the bog
It was going to be a slog

 

[Black Tulip]

Harry and Wills the young princelings
Couldn't resist midnight tinklings
Both entered the bog
It was going to be a slog

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So they kept their hands on their dingalings.

 

[Boxlicker101]

The second line to this one should be easy, unless you are British

CM is a sexy young lass

 

[Guest]

The second line to this one should be easy, unless you are British

CM is a sexy young lass

she has dildo made out of glass

(Um, why difficult cos I'm a Brit???)

Lou

 

[Boxlicker101]

(Um, why difficult cos I'm a Brit???)

Lou

I expected the second line to end in "ass" unless you are British, and say "arse".

 

[mcfbridge]

CM is a sexy young lass
she has dildo made out of glass

She put it to work.

 

[Black Tulip]

CM is a sexy young lass
she has dildo made out of glass
She put it to work,
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as if screwing a cork.

 

[gauchecritic]

CM is a sexy young lass
she has dildo made out of glass
She put it to work,
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as if screwing a cork.

Work and cork?? What are you, some kind of foreigner?

Edited to apologise because it does rhyme if you pronounce it with a Scandinavian accent.

 

[Black Tulip]

LOL

It's late here, so I guess it was more visual than sound.

Now that you've mentioned it, I'm kind of wondering myself.

 

[comp|icity]

Originally posted by gauchecritic
Work and cork?? What are you, some kind of foreigner?

Edited to apologise because it does rhyme if you pronounce it with a Scandinavian accent.

CM is a sexy young lass
she has a dildo made out of glass
she put it to work
as if screwing a cerk (cork)
If only she had one for her ass (arse)

 

[mcfbridge]

The poor tulip never could rhyme.

 

[gauchecritic]

The poor tulip never could rhyme.

With critics all over her scansion


(go with it)