Female forced orgasm... How to

Forced orgasms in 10 easy steps:

1. Drape 4-5 old bath towels over a pillow on your bed.
2. Place her bottom on the pillow and securely tie her down.
3. Tease her with a Hitachi Magic Wand, on low until she is sincerely begging for release.
4. Put an effective gag in her mouth.
5. Slowly and gently bring her to an orgasm with the MW on low.
6. Give her 30 seconds to catch her breath.
7. Attack her clitoris with the MW on high, don't stop until she has emptied her bladder by peeing* uncontrollably.
8. (Optional) Kneel between her thighs and give her a thorough, head to toe golden shower. This will entail more prep work.
9. Immediately take her as hard as you can, for as long as you can.
10. Untie her and make her clean up the mess she made ;).

*She is peeing. She is not ejaculating, she has ovaries, not testicles. She is not "squirting" some unknown fluid that from some unknown place that has escaped the notice of medical science for all of these years. It is urine coming from her urethra, under a good amount of pressure because of muscle spasms. It is PEE! Accept and embrace that fact.

*sigh*

I'll have one of those with brown eyes, please.

:rose:

On the pee vs. whatever issue, I don't think it matters all that much, unless you're worried about it, and I just honestly hope that no one is. But in my only experience with a capable gf, it wasn't pee. Pee would have washed away her natural lubricant and made sex very uncomfortable, I imagine.

It was awesome, however.
 
From personal experience, I squirted enough to drench bathtowels, then had to empty my bladder as the session had lasting some time and to put not to fine a point on it, I was busting.
What comes out of me when I cum is cloudy white in colour and does not taste or smell like urine.
I am not saying that some women don't lose control of their bladder, it wouldn't be hard to do, but some don't, and have ejaculatory orgasms.

Ditto what Sweetdaisymae said, I have experienced the same.

When I squirt it's not pee, trust me.
 
All women are different. My wife does sometimes pee when she comes and sometimes it is 100% not pee. If you really do some research the science is still working on female ejaculation so your OB really has nothing to work with except what is in the traditional texts. Speaking of which those texts tend to go out of date pretty quickly.

The person that mentioned the skene gland is where they were the last time I looked into it. Doctors are great for normal medical questions when it comes to sex..... Most tend to be pretty conservative.

Back to the topic at hand. I do agree with the Magic wand method have done that a few times with the wife. With her you have to get the timing right on switching to high or bad things happen.
 
I'm not trying to rain on anyone's parade (or golden shower on it, certainly), but it really drives me CRAZY when people act as if a vibrator is the magical answer to orgasm for EVERY woman, because it isn't. And a curtsy to the people for listening to my sentence. ;)
 
I'm not trying to rain on anyone's parade (or golden shower on it, certainly), but it really drives me CRAZY when people act as if a vibrator is the magical answer to orgasm for EVERY woman, because it isn't. And a curtsy to the people for listening to my sentence. ;)

At the risk of getting disbarred from this forum, I have never used a vibrator in my life. And I always orgasm either with penetration or with oral or with fingers. So I concur :)
 
At the risk of getting disbarred from this forum, I have never used a vibrator in my life. And I always orgasm either with penetration or with oral or with fingers. So I concur :)

SAME HERE! :) Never mind the forum, it seems like I'm going to be excommunicated from womanhood whenever I say fucking provides the best orgasms, and I'm not super wild about oral...
 
SAME HERE! :) Never mind the forum, it seems like I'm going to be excommunicated from womanhood whenever I say fucking provides the best orgasms, and I'm not super wild about oral...

If I have a choice, oral is way down the list of options for me as well. We do it cos he likes it :)
 
SAME HERE! :) Never mind the forum, it seems like I'm going to be excommunicated from womanhood whenever I say fucking provides the best orgasms, and I'm not super wild about oral...

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If I have a choice, oral is way down the list of options for me as well. We do it cos he likes it :)



I have to agree with both of you. Nothing works as well as the real thing. That does include a sizzling hot tongue and a set of sharp teeth
 
I think it varies from person to person. I've had partners who found the eroticism of fingers and tongue more of a turn on than the plastic touch of a vibrator. And I've had partners who find the vibrator a much more effective route to orgasm.

Both are equally valid. On balance, I've found that vibrators make it easier to get my partner off, but are rarely absolutely necessary.
 
I'm not trying to rain on anyone's parade (or golden shower on it, certainly), but it really drives me CRAZY when people act as if a vibrator is the magical answer to orgasm for EVERY woman, because it isn't. And a curtsy to the people for listening to my sentence. ;)

I take the batteries out of them...shhhh! :eek:
 
People are different. The woman I was with before my wife could cum from penetration alone. In my wife's case it does not matter how long you go and what you do there while it feels good she cannot get off without clitoral stimulation. While I can use fingers to do that and it does work she can get impatient for that happy ending and a vibrator speeds up the process.

I know women that can go without one and one that was surprised as hell when she started using one. There is no better way across the board all you can speak to is what works for you. If I remember correctly the majority of women in a study that I have to look up do not get off from penetration alone and require other stimulation.

R
 
If I remember correctly the majority of women in a study that I have to look up do not get off from penetration alone and require other stimulation.

R

I never said penetration alone--just that vibrators are not the magical route to certain female orgasm, and many people act as if that's the case.
 
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