silversword
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dreampilot79 said:see the cellulite in her hips. The sight....
caused him to throw the charred apron back at her in the hope that she might cover herself. Realising he was still naked he...
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dreampilot79 said:see the cellulite in her hips. The sight....
silversword said:caused him to throw the charred apron back at her in the hope that she might cover herself. Realising he was still naked he...
dreampilot79 said:was caught in a dilemma.. should he grab the apron back to cover himself or....
silversword said:run naked into the street again, which he does. He looks down the street desperatly looking for...
dreampilot79 said:either a clothing store or a helpfull police man.. instead he finds...
silversword said:a large elephant tied up around the corner. He looks around to make sure no one is watching before...
dreampilot79 said:Trying to climb on the elephant's back... but alas.....
!bear66 said:someone had greased the elephants back and he kept sliding off, so he ...
silversword said:scraped off a large handfull of grease. Warming it between his hands he
msboy8 said:... applied it to the elephant's butt, preping it for...
dreampilot79 said:The large quantity of shit that burst forth!!!! He would have been upset but it covered his nakedness.. finally he felt he could...
msboy8 said:... walk down the street with pride. He was mistaken; however, and...
Bowel movement as he was confident that his diet contained enough fiber.dreampilot79 said:everyone stared and held their noses as they walked down the street... he pondered his next...
ABSTRUSE said:Bowel movement as he was confident that his diet contained enough fiber.
He stopped in front of a shop where the sign read....
mlady_france said:Restroom for customers only.
He decided to. . .
dreampilot79 said:go into the store and pretend to be a customer.. then head directly to the restroom where he would.....
msboy8 said:... kick out all the women and say, "nah nah na nahnah". When security arrived he would...
dreampilot79 said:gladly let them take him into custody. He longed for.....
msboy8 said:... bars and some really bad food. He was a ninny however and...
dreampilot79 said:rushed from the store before security could nab him.. he ran out the door directly into the arms of....
msboy8 said:...the Domino's delivery girl, who thought she was trying to molest her. So, she bashed him with...
mlady_france said:the hot pizza.
So now he was standing there. . .
msboy8 said:... covered in hot, greasy, anchovies. They were burning his naked body terrible so he...
mlady_france said:tried to think of why he was naked in the first place.
The pizza had mad him hungry. . .