ElizabethWest
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...measure the degree of penetration. Next time I won't...kendo1 said:...an inflatable ruler. That way I can...
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...measure the degree of penetration. Next time I won't...kendo1 said:...an inflatable ruler. That way I can...
hmmnmm said:wait so long.
Sure could go for...
it was Mr Ed. That horse talked...kendo1 said:find Shanglan for me. Now ever there was a horse that needed flogging..
on and on about nothing.elizabethwest said:it was Mr Ed. That horse talked...
... was king of the pond. But his lily-pad...mlady_france said:on and on about nothing.
Now Yuddle the Turtle. . .
elizabethwest said:... was king of the pond. But his lily-pad...
...the OK Corral. Boy was that a...sweet_marie said:...was ruled by his wife. Thus he sought refuge at...
elizabethwest said:...the OK Corral. Boy was that a...
...on Mr Ed. What a funny sight...sweet_marie said:...sight to see. Into that battle he rode...
...he saw a cloud of dust. Who could...kendo1 said:to say goodnight to. But then, in the distance...
elizabethwest said:...he saw a cloud of dust. Who could...
...of the trade. His tool belt is...!bear66 said:it be ?? Must be the Maytag repair man. I wonder if he has all the tools ...
elizabethwest said:...of the trade. His tool belt is...
...blazing. He fired...sweet_marie said:...hung low to the ground. His pistols were...
elizabethwest said:...blazing. He fired...
...inaccurate? What can I fix with these...Honey123 said:two shots, but missed.
"Dammit!" he moaned, "Why must I be so ...
elizabethwest said:...inaccurate? What can I fix with these...
dreampilot79 said:sights? Then fixes his sights on a new.....
Honey123 said:girl that came walking down the street.
She was hot, long brown hair, green eyes and a set of ...
dreampilot79 said:shoes (you thought I was gonna say somehting else). Those leather high heeled shoes were so polished they reflected the image of.....
Honey123 said:the sun (ha! you thought I would say something else).
Which stopped him in his tracks, since the sun's reflection ...