First thought when you see the above poster's username [v2.0]

[RDM97756]

She is a tease and will make you

cum

He’s American but probably thinks he’s Irish

and he just misread DDlg as DnD

 

[PlayfulLilDarlin]

My daughter wants to get involved in Dungeons and Dragons.
I haven't had anything to do with it probably 25 years so I forget everything.
I told her that if she can find someone willing to teach, I'd get into it a little bit for her.

5th Ed is super easy to get into, they've streamlined the rules and you can roll up a character in a couple minutes and have the game going. If she gets the chance I'd recommend it, heck your local games store for bulletin boards of groups looking for players or open play. It is out there! Also some are going on with Roll20 online too.

 

[Seadog777]

He’s American but probably thinks he’s Irish

and he just misread DDlg as DnD

Scot-Irish actually.
My aunt actually traced our heritage back to late 1700's.
Ancestor came over from Ireland, knocked up a Blackfoot Indian woman and now here we are.

Yes, I did misunderstand you. LOL.
My apologies.

 

[Seadog777]

5th Ed is super easy to get into, they've streamlined the rules and you can roll up a character in a couple minutes and have the game going. If she gets the chance I'd recommend it, heck your local games store for bulletin boards of groups looking for players or open play. It is out there! Also some are going on with Roll20 online too.

I remember that when you created a character, you had to roll the dice and write it down on a paper.
You had to keep that paper on you at all times, LOL.
I'll have her look into that.

 

[lanceGibs]

He’s American but probably thinks he’s Irish

and he just misread DDlg as DnD

Interprets dreams and fantasies without batting an eyelid

 

[Trubbycat]

A BeeGee

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

A BeeGee

I was seriously thinking that was a dog instead of a cat because of the underbite.

 

[Trubbycat]

an incredible mahogany cartoon character

 

[AnalCreampieGiver]

I start to wonder what an xvoid is 👁👁

 

[Trubbycat]

Field hockey player

 

[may_I_please]

Clever

 

[vibes]

sexy

 

[Cymru9696]

Makes me wonder if he used to steal Fritos

 

[RDM97756]

Are you from Wales?

Sexy, bratty, personal cravings

 

[haha_on_me]

Seems really sweet!

I'm perplexed by the void in her name.

 

[Mattentive]

I'm perplexed by the void in her name.

It was meant to go on her.

 

[Mattentive]

Are you really attentive?

Oh yes

Does an xvoid have orchasms.

 

[VoraciousValue]

I keep trying to put S's into that name: Massattetive,

 

[Deleted member 1306910]

I keep trying to put S's into that name: Massattetive,

Me: Oh, this should be interesting and educational.

 

[AnalCreampieGiver]

Sounds like an author or a musicians name

 

[SincereMM]

He's a very generous giver

She likes to be read bedtime stories.

 

[LizVegas79]

She likes to be read bedtime stories.

Is he actually sincere or just saying that?

 

[TallGlassOfSarcasm]

Is he actually sincere or just saying that?

That she won big at the craps table at Ceasar's Palace in Vegas in the summer of '79

(Or her name is Liz...she lives in Vegas...and was born in 1979. But my imaginary backstory is fun too)

 

[Jaws82]

Shes going to suck in daddy

 

[PlayfulLilDarlin]

Shes going to suck in daddy

Da da, da da, dun dun, dun dun dun!