First thought when you see the above poster's username [v2.0]

[VoraciousValue]

Wanna play?

They say they're "fun filled," but having Don Knotts in their AV suggests otherwise.

 

[AnalCreampieGiver]

Groucho Marx

 

[Bigbobnc]

Don’t drop the soap in front of him…..

 

[Orchidea73]

First time I see this username.

 

[may_I_please]

She’s not dominant

 

[AliTrishFL]

She is very polite

 

[Silkreg0]

She’s in a warm place

 

[may_I_please]

She’s in a warm place

He’s in a cold place and every service is breaking down so more fantasy life required

 

[may_I_please]

She wouldn’t scissor me if I was a woman.

I might fork you as a man though

 

[Solsurfer]

Very polite for asking. And proper grammar is a turn on.

 

[Oedipus_Jeff]

Might be a Dom. At the very least fancies himself one

 

[may_I_please]

Loves his mom

too obvious?

 

[Oedipus_Jeff]

Loves his mom

too obvious?

Not my literal mom, but I love mom/son porn

 

[TallGlassOfSarcasm]

Has a mommy kink?

Has a daddy kink?

 

[Oedipus_Jeff]

Has a mommy kink?

Something like that

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Has a daddy kink?

He’s just plain old kinky

 

[awired50]

Creamy

 

[awired50]

Legs

 

[Crankbait88]

Forever an all star in our hearts.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

A sunrise or sunset fisherman.

 

[Fierywhore]

Soft and creamy

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Soft and creamy

Great lady!

 

[awired50]

Soft and creamy

Hot!

 

[awired50]

Great lady!

Easy like Sunday morning

 

[fakingadulthood]

The premise of the name has been voided and I don’t know what to think