First time masturbation...

my first time masterbating was when I went to trying a pair of pants that where waaaay too tight. You know when you lay down on the floor to try and suck it in and squeese in to your pants? well... yeah ^_^ I didn't have my first orgasum untill I met my fiance though, isn't oral grand ;)
 
I had the most intense orgasm the first time I used a vibrating butt plug on myself. I was lucky not to get caught cause I was moaning pretty loud to wake the entire house up.
 
ms9499 said:
I was lucky not to get caught cause I was moaning pretty loud to wake the entire house up.
WOW do I ever identify with that. Forever when I was at home I stayed so quiet - when I finally started moaning and letting go it was so intense. Love to be loud now.. specially when masturbating ... hehe gets me off!
 
i'm too quiet and too inconspicuous

always quiet
never leave a mess

but o gosh do i wanna moan and just blow a load everywhere and leave it there
 
my friend told me once about how he got caught by his mother. she started to open the door but stopped when she saw him. however she kept peeking in until he was about ti shoot his load. That when she decided to bust in on him. I can't beleive someones mom would do that
 
mrguitarmn said:
i'm too quiet and too inconspicuous

always quiet
never leave a mess

but o gosh do i wanna moan and just blow a load everywhere and leave it there

When I'm home with my guy I scream a lot but we have to stay quiet cause of room mates :p why do they have to care *shakes fist at the sky*

moaning is a good healthy way to express your self :D
 
that's just wrong...
she needed fucked or something
horny little wicked something or other
 
ms9499 said:
my friend told me once about how he got caught by his mother. she started to open the door but stopped when she saw him. however she kept peeking in until he was about ti shoot his load. That when she decided to bust in on him. I can't beleive someones mom would do that

I would NOT do that to my kid! thats one of the most tramatising moments of teen life :p not to mention masterbation is a healthy exersize, why mess that up?? would you rather them get some one pregnant? or worse get pregnant them selfs?? (for the girls in the room that is)
 
I totally agree with you. The times I've been cuahgt have been very hot though
 
I beleive I started masturbation when I was in 5th grade at the age of 18. back then I only did it about once a month. Now I do it at least 6 times a week if not more!
 
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ok since we are all confessing here

OK,
I was staying with my grandparents and I was in my teens. I was in the bathroom when I found these sex mags my grandfather had in this chest of drawers in the bathroom. My bedroom connected to the bathroom and their connecte on the other side. Kind of like a hotel with a bathroom in the middle. So here I am standing in the bathroom and I see these mags. WHAT THE HECK!???? I decided to take them to my room to look at them. As I looked at these black and white pics of men and women having sex, my cock grew. I was very surprised at this as I had a few morning woodies, but nothing like this. As I was looking I started to touch and play and the feelings were unreal. And then I started to stroke, and wow, this was feeling great! Then next thing that happened was this feeling of... something was going to happen. I thought ... oh crap.... I am going to pee. I got up to run to the bathroom, only to find it LOCKED! My grandmother was in there and I said I need to pee, she said well you have to hold it. Before I knew it, this white stuff started to shoot out of my cock. I freaked.. WHAT THE HECK WAS THIS STUFF????? I thought oh god what have I done. I cleaned up real quick as my grandmother, open the door and said ok I am out. And walked away. I put the mags back and to be honest didn't touch them again for a couple of weeks. I had no idea what the heck happened to me. Yes it felt wonderful but I had no idea what happened. So I went to the library and learned more about what happened. Once I found out what happened, I borrowed those mags A LOT!
 
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funwdi said:
I remember my first time around the time I was in First Grade...

For the purposes of Lit, you were 18 in first grade. Please edit your post so we don't get reported.

I had some self exploration experiences before getting chided myself. When we're little, it's our body and there's nothing wrong with touching our nose or our toes. Until we get scolded.
 
i think it was 8th grade. i was watching tv in the basement, probably baywatch or something similiar when i started doing it. i also felt like i had to pee all of sudden but kept going and thats when i shot my load all over myself. i laid there for a minute, then scrambled to clean up. i learned a lesson that day, use lube or stoke softer, my cock was sore for like 2 days.
 
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theonuts said:
i think it was 8th grade. i was watching tv in the basement, probably baywatch or something similiar when i started doing it. i also felt like i had to pee all of sudden but kept going and thats when i shot my load all over myself. i laid there for a minute, then scrambled to clean up. i learned a lesson that day, use lube or stoke softer, my cock was sore for like 2 days.

And of course, by rule of Thumb, you were 18 in the 8th Grade!

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Think about this: LIFE is Sexually Transmitted.
 
Post edited...OOPS! I was always 18. Still am, really!
(Yeah...wishful thinking!)
 
Mermaid said:
A couple of threads on here got me thinking about the first time I masturbated. It was also the first time I read erotica... hmmmm.... coincidence? I think not!

Tell me about the first time you can remember masturbating. Why? What did you do? What happened? How did you feel afterword?

I always thought masturbating was playing with private parts, trying to hold on from going to the toilet. lol..

It was when I was 18, I was reading a how to do book instead of doing my homework. I started to do what the book said, slowly my hand was going up and down my penis. After about 2 minutes nothing was happening yet, but after 2 more minutes I felt a rush and tingle in my penis. It feld so nice and then seconds later a jet of cum shot from my cock in the air and no joke some of it hit the ceiling of my room. It was like turning the hose on hard for only 2 seconds and quickly turn off again.
I remember feeling good about it as now I found out what masturbating was.
Masturbating is like taking up smoking. You want more of it.
Which what happened for next couple of weeks after. 5 out of the 7 nights I would masturbate, in front of Penthouse mags and read eroctic novels, etc.

From that afternoon my sexuality started its life.
 
ms9499 said:
my friend told me once about how he got caught by his mother. she started to open the door but stopped when she saw him. however she kept peeking in until he was about ti shoot his load. That when she decided to bust in on him. I can't beleive someones mom would do that

She probably felt guilty for watching and had to stop him to stop her guilt. Such a shame.
 
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