First Timer

[EvilMcMonkey]

Apparently I don't like it when it's like acting out story porn. The person reading the shit + crazy background music just killed it. I don't like MFF stuff usually. I like when the guy is attractive. That last one might sound obvious..but seriously a lot of guys in porn are weird looking. Probably because most porn is directed at men, so it doesn't matter.

Yeah, though if the guy is freaky looking, it makes it nearly impossible to enjoy the porn. Too distracting to...take care of business, if you will.

 

[AtFirstSight]

And then there's the sex itself. When the woman has to be all lubed up just for, er, non-anal sex (I avoided the v word for you), that's a turnoff.

Thanks for avoiding the v word for me. It made me smile.

And you mean I wouldn't have to be all lubed up to have, er, non-anal sex with you? I always figured you were packin'

 

[BradBigBrain]

Thanks for avoiding the v word for me. It made me smile.

And you mean I wouldn't have to be all lubed up to have, er, non-anal sex with you? I always figured you were packin'

Oh my....did you just call him a packer?

 

[rootsfan]

Thanks for avoiding the v word for me. It made me smile.

And you mean I wouldn't have to be all lubed up to have, er, non-anal sex with you? I always figured you were packin'

Good, I like doing that.

Well, aren't you a sweet-talker? Fortunately, my packin'-ness is matched only by my mad oral skillz--so no lube would be necessary.

Edited to add: Good night, AFS.

 

[AtFirstSight]

Good, I like doing that.

Well, aren't you a sweet-talker? Fortunately, my packin'-ness is matched only by my mad oral skillz--so no lube would be necessary.

Edited to add: Good night, AFS.

I like when you do that.

And that is fortunate. Between yours and my mad oral skillz, we could turn the bed into a slip-n-slide with our combined natural lube.

Wait..that came out wrong. Kind of gross, too.

 

[surfer1557]

Just kind of wondering what people'll say

very hott

 

[AtFirstSight]

Sometimes that mountain you've been climbing is just a grain of sand.

 

[tedybehr]

Sometimes that mountain you've been climbing is just a grain of sand.

Very sexy pic.

 

[rootsfan]

Sometimes that mountain you've been climbing is just a grain of sand.

Great picture! I love the short hair (but you know that), and the curve of your waist to your hips--dang, you're sexy.

Didn't know you were a boxer, though.

 

[AtFirstSight]

Great picture! I love the short hair (but you know that), and the curve of your waist to your hips--dang, you're sexy.

Didn't know you were a boxer, though.

Oh yeah..I'm a big time boxer

Better watch yourself or I might kick your ass.

 

[tedybehr]

Oh yeah..I'm a big time boxer

Better watch yourself or I might kick your ass.

Sexy and a fighter...mmmmmm

 

[AtFirstSight]

Sexy and a fighter...mmmmmm

lol I've never been in a fight in my life.

 

[rootsfan]

Oh yeah..I'm a big time boxer

Better watch yourself or I might kick your ass.

And what would you do if you won, tough girl?

 

[AtFirstSight]

And what would you do if you won, tough girl?

I would tie you to a bed and have my way with your unconscious body.

 

[rootsfan]

I would tie you to a bed and have my way with your unconscious body.

I'm sure you'd have your methods of arousing me from my coma.

 

[MacGuffinn]

Damn, AFS... you know I luv it when you show up all hot and sweaty.

 

[quietlyhorny]

Sometimes that mountain you've been climbing is just a grain of sand.

So where do you get all the neat quotes from? (and yes, I'm aware I used the word neat in a sentence.)

Do you have a source, or are you a genius?.. to go along with sexy.

 

[rootsfan]

I like when you do that.

And that is fortunate. Between yours and my mad oral skillz, we could turn the bed into a slip-n-slide with our combined natural lube.

Wait..that came out wrong. Kind of gross, too.

(I missed this before.)

I'll try to do that more, cuz you're so swell.

Nah, not wrong, I get it. It's sex, and it concerns you, so it's less gross than it is hot.

 

[AtFirstSight]

(I missed this before.)

I'll try to do that more, cuz you're so swell.

Nah, not wrong, I get it. It's sex, and it concerns you, so it's less gross than it is hot.

Do it nooow. I'm bummed

And I'm glad it wasn't too gross.

 

[EvilMcMonkey]

I would tie you to a bed and have my way with your unconscious body.

I think there would be more than his torso that was limp if he was unconscious...

 

[AtFirstSight]

I think there would be more than his torso that was limp if he was unconscious...

He could just be dazed & confused.

 

[EvilMcMonkey]

He could just be dazed & confused.

He may be laying in wait...oh, god...it's a trap! If only you hadn't thrown your weapon a mile away when you thought he was dead...

...wait, what were we talking about again?

Good to see you!

 

[AtFirstSight]

He may be laying in wait...oh, god...it's a trap! If only you hadn't thrown your weapon a mile away when you thought he was dead...

...wait, what were we talking about again?

Good to see you!

If I could throw something a mile..then I think I could take care of 1 man. lol

Good to see you, too.

 

[EvilMcMonkey]

If I could throw something a mile..then I think I could take care of 1 man. lol

Good to see you, too.

Not an unstoppable movie serial killer! Muhahahahaha!

What's shakin' gorgeous?

 

[AtFirstSight]

Not an unstoppable movie serial killer! Muhahahahaha!

What's shakin' gorgeous?

I'm not in a movie lol

Nothing is shaking. I really want the Crispix that I left in the car, though. Get 'em for me?