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[rootsfan]

Do it nooow. I'm bummed

And I'm glad it wasn't too gross.

Aww, sorry, darlin'. Hmm, are you on dial-up tonight? If not, I'll post a cheesy video that's sure to please.

 

[rootsfan]

He could just be dazed & confused.

As I said, I'm sure you'd have me in ravageable shape in no time.

 

[EvilMcMonkey]

I'm not in a movie lol

Nothing is shaking. I really want the Crispix that I left in the car, though. Get 'em for me?

I just got back from the gym...odds I'm going to the car are slim without an incredible reward? Slim.

 

[AtFirstSight]

Aww, sorry, darlin'. Hmm, are you on dial-up tonight? If not, I'll post a cheesy video that's sure to please.

I'm always on dial-up. That's what happens when your life SUCKS.

lol I'm kidding..it's just been one of those days.

 

[AtFirstSight]

I just got back from the gym...odds I'm going to the car are slim without an incredible reward? Slim.

Well next time skip the gym. Nobody wants a guy with abs. It's all about what they'll do for you.

 

[rootsfan]

I'm always on dial-up. That's what happens when your life SUCKS.

lol I'm kidding..it's just been one of those days.

Ah, well. I'll have a Youtube backlog for you when you get a better connection. Just remind me.

 

[BradBigBrain]

Well next time skip the gym. Nobody wants a guy with abs. It's all about what they'll do for you.

So funny! Do you want abs or satisfaction?

 

[EvilMcMonkey]

Well next time skip the gym. Nobody wants a guy with abs. It's all about what they'll do for you.

I hope the guy has abs...otherwise his ribcage would just rest on his pelvis, and who wants that?

 

[AtFirstSight]

So funny! Do you want abs or satisfaction?

Neither. I want Crispix because they're a comfort food for me.

 

[AtFirstSight]

I hope the guy has abs...otherwise his ribcage would just rest on his pelvis, and who wants that?

That depends. Does he have a wheelchair? Is he able to go get my Crispix?

 

[BradBigBrain]

That depends. Does he have a wheelchair? Is he able to go get my Crispix?

I'll get crispix...wheat thins...whatever you want!

 

[EvilMcMonkey]

That depends. Does he have a wheelchair? Is he able to go get my Crispix?

Oh, he can walk around, but he has to look at his feet and most people's bellybuttons...and he's never heard of Crispix.

 

[AtFirstSight]

Oh, he can walk around, but he has to look at his feet and most people's bellybuttons...and he's never heard of Crispix.

Obviously he's of no use to me if he hasn't heard of Crispix.

 

[BradBigBrain]

Obviously he's of no use to me if he hasn't heard of Crispix.

LOL

I've heard of crispix! and i know what to do with them!

 

[AtFirstSight]

I'll get crispix...wheat thins...whatever you want!

I want you to get me a really comfy blanket, a pillow to hug, maybe a sappy movie, and Crispix.

 

[EvilMcMonkey]

Obviously he's of no use to me if he hasn't heard of Crispix.

That's just the kind of attitude that has caused him to face adversity his whole life!
With a re-education and sit-ups program, he may be able to live a normal, cereal filled life, just like you and me!

Won't you give so that those with no abs and lacking knowledge of Crispix can live?!

 

[rootsfan]

Dang, even I don't have Crispix right now. Rice Krispies, Total Raisin Bran (surprisingly good), Golden Grahams. Any interest? *wink wink*

 

[AtFirstSight]

That's just the kind of attitude that has caused him to face adversity his whole life!
With a re-education and sit-ups program, he may be able to live a normal, cereal filled life, just like you and me!

Won't you give so that those with no abs and lacking knowledge of Crispix can live?!

No, I wont give. In fact I hope that evolution eliminates those people--along with the Christian right.

 

[AtFirstSight]

Dang, even I don't have Crispix right now. Rice Krispies, Total Raisin Bran (surprisingly good), Golden Grahams. Any interest? *wink wink*

*looks at her empty Crispix bowl sadly and then reaches for the Krispies*

 

[EvilMcMonkey]

No, I wont give. In fact I hope that evolution eliminates those people--along with the Christian right.

If one guarantees the other, I wholly agree!

 

[AtFirstSight]

If one guarantees the other, I wholly agree!

haha niiice.

Did you (or anyone) ever see the original Homeward Bound movie? It was called like..the Incredible Journey and the animals didn't talk. Random question..

 

[EvilMcMonkey]

haha niiice.

Did you (or anyone) ever see the original Homeward Bound movie? It was called like..the Incredible Journey and the animals didn't talk. Random question..

I believe I did, weirdly enough.

 

[jnubbs]

Atfirstsite

SMACK tHAT Ass show me what you got!

 

[AtFirstSight]

I believe I did, weirdly enough.

Didn't the golden retriever actually die at the end of that one? I remember my dad making me watch that one b/c he said it was way better than the 90s version. Which it, of course, is.

 

[rootsfan]

*note to self: Don't buy "100 Best Internet Opening Lines", even if it's in the discount bin*