First Timer

[AtFirstSight]

Awww. *puts an arm around your shoulders* You're a sweetheart. But don't worry, I won't tell anyone.

I hate being nice.

 

[BradBigBrain]

I hate being nice.

That's intriguing.

 

[rootsfan]

I hate being nice.

Whatever.

 

[AtFirstSight]

Whatever.

Ok..I enjoy doing nice things for people, and I bawled when I witnessed a woodchuck get hit on the highway. But I don't like thinking of myself as nice. I'm too sarcastic and un-innocent to be nice.

And speaking of un-innocent, I bought my first pack of cigarettes today, and smoked one. (work was seriously stressful) I gave the rest of the pack to a co-worker.

 

[MacGuffinn]

Ok..I enjoy doing nice things for people, and I bawled when I witnessed a woodchuck get hit on the highway. But I don't like thinking of myself as nice. I'm too sarcastic and un-innocent to be nice.

And speaking of un-innocent, I bought my first pack of cigarettes today, and smoked one. (work was seriously stressful) I gave the rest of the pack to a co-worker.

You're better off drinking. I'll fix you something tasty.

 

[AtFirstSight]

You're better off drinking. I'll fix you something tasty.

I don't like most alcohol. That said, can I have a Blue Motorcycle? Such a fun name.

 

[rootsfan]

Ok..I enjoy doing nice things for people, and I bawled when I witnessed a woodchuck get hit on the highway. But I don't like thinking of myself as nice. I'm too sarcastic and un-innocent to be nice.

And speaking of un-innocent, I bought my first pack of cigarettes today, and smoked one. (work was seriously stressful) I gave the rest of the pack to a co-worker.

*sigh* I know other women like this, I've dated some of them. And like them, you sometimes really suck at taking compliments. But other times, you don't.

Well, I'm glad you gave the rest away. Otherwise, I'd have to track you down and kick your little tush.

 

[AtFirstSight]

*sigh* I know other women like this, I've dated some of them. And like them, you sometimes really suck at taking compliments. But other times, you don't.

Well, I'm glad you gave the rest away. Otherwise, I'd have to track you down and kick your little tush.

No tush kicking necessary. I had to buy gum after cuz my mouth tasted like a fucking ashtray. Sick

I guess I hate the word nice. I'm not "nice." I talk about people behind their back alllll the time and I can be really mean--on purpose--and enjoy it. I do, however, care. I genuinely care about people/animals.

 

[BradBigBrain]

No tush kicking necessary. I had to buy gum after cuz my mouth tasted like a fucking ashtray. Sick

I guess I hate the word nice. I'm not "nice." I talk about people behind their back alllll the time and I can be really mean--on purpose--and enjoy it. I do, however, care. I genuinely care about people/animals.

Most people talk behind others' backs. You're not unusual.

why are you mean on purpose? Is it a retribution thing? Or just because?

 

[EvilMcMonkey]

No tush kicking necessary. I had to buy gum after cuz my mouth tasted like a fucking ashtray. Sick

I guess I hate the word nice. I'm not "nice." I talk about people behind their back alllll the time and I can be really mean--on purpose--and enjoy it. I do, however, care. I genuinely care about people/animals.

Now a fine cigar, a glass of port, and a beautiful woman...that is the path to happiness.

 

[AtFirstSight]

why are you mean on purpose? Is it a retribution thing? Or just because?

Being mean is fun sometimes? Like pulling someone's chair out from under them. Haven't done that in a very long time..but that's mean and amusing.

 

[rootsfan]

No tush kicking necessary. I had to buy gum after cuz my mouth tasted like a fucking ashtray. Sick

I guess I hate the word nice. I'm not "nice." I talk about people behind their back alllll the time and I can be really mean--on purpose--and enjoy it. I do, however, care. I genuinely care about people/animals.

Yeah, no kidding.

Well, I do that sometimes, although only with people I don't like--at work, usually. If you talk behind their backs and then act like you're good friends with them, that's phony and thus pretty uncool, in my book. I will make a mean joke about a person I like if they're not around at the time I think of it, but it'll be in a way where everyone knows I don't mean it, and I'll generally tell them about it later.

 

[ohwhynot]

just an amazing body

 

[MacGuffinn]

Being mean is fun sometimes? Like pulling someone's chair out from under them. Haven't done that in a very long time..but that's mean and amusing.

Shaving cream in the shoes. That's fun.

 

[BradBigBrain]

Being mean is fun sometimes? Like pulling someone's chair out from under them. Haven't done that in a very long time..but that's mean and amusing.

I guess that I'll never be mean/fun. I'm a joker, just not a practical joker.

 

[EndCredits]

Ok..I enjoy doing nice things for people, and I bawled when I witnessed a woodchuck get hit on the highway. But I don't like thinking of myself as nice. I'm too sarcastic and un-innocent to be nice.

And that's why you're hot.

 

[AtFirstSight]

Yeah, no kidding.

Well, I do that sometimes, although only with people I don't like--at work, usually. If you talk behind their backs and then act like you're good friends with them, that's phony and thus pretty uncool, in my book. I will make a mean joke about a person I like if they're not around at the time I think of it, but it'll be in a way where everyone knows I don't mean it, and I'll generally tell them about it later.

It's not serious behind-the-back talking when I do it. It's more like doing imitations of people or "omg why doesn't Alicia take the tails off the shrimp for the ceasar salads? is she retarded? nobody wants shrimp tails in their salad!"

 

[AtFirstSight]

I guess that I'll never be mean/fun. I'm a joker, just not a practical joker.

I've only done that twice in my life. But like today my friend and I cut the tips off of the Latex gloves (only like 3 pair), stuck them back in the box, and then laughed when people were like WTF? lol

 

[rootsfan]

It's not serious behind-the-back talking when I do it. It's more like doing imitations of people or "omg why doesn't Alicia take the tails off the shrimp for the ceasar salads? is she retarded? nobody wants shrimp tails in their salad!"

Well, OK, pretty much everybody does that. Except I'm older, so there's no "omg."

 

[rootsfan]

I've only done that twice in my life. But like today my friend and I cut the tips off of the Latex gloves (only like 3 pair), stuck them back in the box, and then laughed when people were like WTF? lol

Now see, that's funny.

 

[AtFirstSight]

Well, OK, pretty much everybody does that. Except I'm older, so there's no "omg."

that doesn't mean you're old..it' just means you're DUMB!

 

[AtFirstSight]

And that's why you're hot.

*giggle*

 

[rootsfan]

that doesn't mean you're old..it' just means you're DUMB!

OK, Paris. Good night.

 

[EvilMcMonkey]

I've only done that twice in my life. But like today my friend and I cut the tips off of the Latex gloves (only like 3 pair), stuck them back in the box, and then laughed when people were like WTF? lol

Now, see, some lotion in the fingers...or perhaps petroleum jelly.

When I walked across the stage at my college graduation, I put Vaseline Lip Therapy on my palm to shake the President's hand. He got a great look on his face, as did everyone who had to shake it after.

 

[AtFirstSight]

OK, Paris. Good night.

Hey..now that was mean and uncalled for
Good night