Fisting and God's Will

[rgraham666]

Oh, good.

'Cause there is an Anal Sex in Christ article on the site, too.

I was getting kind of concerned.

Wanna see God? I can help.

 

[Guest]

Wanna see God? I can help.

I'll bet you can.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Oh, good.

'Cause there is an Anal Sex in Christ article on the site, too.

I was getting kind of concerned.

Evidently, he doesn't know you can fuck anally and still be face-to-face.... I think.
Or maybe he means you shouldn't. It's hard to tell.

 

[Guest]

Evidently, he doesn't know you can fuck anally and still be face-to-face.... I think.
Or maybe he means you shouldn't. It's hard to tell.

Well, it certainly wasn't a How-to.

More of a "God wants you to."

(And good luck figuring it out.)

 

[Stella_Omega]

Well, it certainly wasn't a How-to.

More of a "God wants you to."

(And good luck figuring it out.)

It has a very... theoretical attitude, for sure. Do you think he's ever convinced any women to test his theories with him?

 

[Guest]

It has a very... theoretical attitude, for sure. Do you think he's ever convinced any women to test his theories with him?

I doubt he's ever been out of his parent's basement.

 

[The_Fool]

This is hilarious. One imagines Tammy Faye...

Cant, that is just sick...Tammy Faye? shudders

 

[glynndah]

"Today's dose of the slightly bizarre." Liar's first line of this thread.


*note to self: stay far, far away from any Liar's thread labelled "truly bizarre"*

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

I heard a rumor that Jesus got fisted by four of his aposteles - John, Paul, George and Ringo

 

[jomar]

Oy!

 

[Liar]

"Today's dose of the slightly bizarre." Liar's first line of this thread.


*note to self: stay far, far away from any Liar's thread labelled "truly bizarre"*

I take it you missed my dinosaur fetish porn thread?

 

[scheherazade_79]

I've changed my mind. I think I'm actually a very religious person

 

[TE999]

That site is truly f'in' bizarre!

"Fist your spouse for Christ"

I guess screaming "Oh my God it's in" would be appropriate too.

 

[FatDino]

That site is truly f'in' bizarre!

"Fist your spouse for Christ"

I guess screaming "Oh my God it's in" would be appropriate too.

Now I understand why we say "Oh my God" so much during....well, we all know during what.

 

[TE999]

Now I understand why we say "Oh my God" so much during....well, we all know during what.

And it's more spiritually uplifting than "Oh shit"!

 

[FatDino]

And it's more spiritually uplifting than "Oh shit"!

Because it lets God know that we're following his will.

 

[TE999]

Because it lets God know that we're following his will.

And his will be done, and done, and done...

 

[cloudy]

And his will be done, and done, and done...

world without end, Amen.

 

[FatDino]

world without end, Amen.

I'm laughing so hard....

 

[3113]

Time to start up a bible study class...and hands-on workshop

 

[Guest]

Time to start up a bible study class...and hands-on workshop

Praise the Lord!

 

[elsol]

if God didn't want you fist, he wouldn't have made a big, hard penis look like a baby's purple babyfist!

*still my favorite description for a cock"

 

[wordofvirtue]

I'll go along with FatDino -- that was precisely my first thought too! After all these years, a reasonable explanation

 

[curiositykitten]

Lent is over anyway -- we don't have to worry about it for another year

Actually - not to complicate things, but it's still officially the "season" until Pentecost, 7 weeks after Easter.

 

[3113]

Actually - not to complicate things, but it's still officially the "season" until Pentecost, 7 weeks after Easter.

No fisting for another six weeks?