Five words around the camp fire.

[Shotokan07]

Shelly

More like it's melting, Dickie.

 

[cats]

Baby

Wah whahaa aaah aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah *burp*

 

[Shotokan07]

Whitey

Where that come from?! ...Shelly?

 

[Ravenloft]

Shelly

That's Blackies baby. Gross, huh?

 

[cats]

Blackie

Gets it from her mother.

 

[TumbleUpStairs]

baby

But who is the mother?

 

[cats]

Blackie

The high IQ is mine.

 

[Shotokan07]

Whitie

...I think that is me.

 

[cats]

Shelly

*Slaps Whitie* I'm the mother!

 

[Shotokan07]

Whitie

Sorry, I don't keep count.

 

[TumbleUpStairs]

Jerry Springer

Are you SURE about that?

 

[MoonAlien]

No, but I'm never sure.

 

[cats]

Shelly

I gave birth damn it!

 

[MoonAlien]

Bob

And I am the father!

 

[Shotokan07]

Blackie

Where did this come from?

 

[TumbleUpStairs]

Whitey

Who the hell are you?

 

[Shotokan07]

Blackie

I'm the kid's father, you?

 

[cats]

Bob

I delivered the pizza, remember?

 

[TumbleUpStairs]

Baby

Oh! That pizza'd be mine.

 

[cats]

Bob

I delieved before your birth.

 

[Shotokan07]

Blackie

Sorry, I got too excited.

 

[TumbleUpStairs]

Whitey

Hey! What happened to me?!

 

[MoonAlien]

Bob

So, I'm not the father?

 

[Shotokan07]

Shelly

You can all be daddies.

 

[cats]

Blackie

*Slaps Shelly* Act Motherly Bitch!