Five words around the camp fire.

[Shotokan07]

Shelly

How? You're not rich, dad!

 

[cats]

Whitie

But I am fucking loaded!

 

[Shotokan07]

Shelly

I know you are, sugar.

*Edited: You dopey, you're supposed to use Blackie!

Originally posted as:

Whitey

Yea, with empty bullet shells.

 

[Shotokan07]

Blackie

What's that supposed to mean?!

 

[MoonAlien]

Bob

Ya still need me around?

 

[Shotokan07]

Shelly

I don't mind you staying.

 

[MoonAlien]

Bob

You just want more sex

 

[Shotokan07]

Shelly

I blame the raging hormones.

 

[MoonAlien]

Bob

You can't argue with nature

 

[TumbleUpStairs]

blacky

Sure you can. 'Bad nature!'

 

[MoonAlien]

Nature

"No, your bad... times... infinity"

 

[Shotokan07]

Whitey

So what? I like smoking.

 

[cats]

Blackie

*points at Blacky* Who's he?

 

[Shotokan07]

Nature

Well, he's your twin brother.

 

[cats]

Blacky

Yeah, your my evil twin.

 

[Shotokan07]

Shelly

*Moaning*, this is so exciting!

 

[cats]

Blackie

Hey she's the evil one.

 

[Shotokan07]

Blacky

What a total mindless nymph.

 

[MoonAlien]

Nature

What a bunch of idiots

 

[cats]

Baby

*Shoots nature with a shotgun*

 

[MoonAlien]

Nature

You know, that hurts... ::dies::

 

[Shotokan07]

Narrarator

Nature recuperates by killing baby.

 

[MoonAlien]

Baby

No! You can't kill me!

 

[cats]

Baby

*Changes mind and dies permanently*

 

[TumbleUpStairs]

Shelly

*cheers enthusiastically* go nature go!