Five words around the camp fire.

[Shotokan07]

Bob

You were a mother once.

 

[TumbleUpStairs]

Shelly

The key word is, "was."

 

[Shotokan07]

Chip

What? I don't get this!

 

[cats]

Nature

You Jerks! *Runs out crying*

 

[cats]

Shelly

Watch me play with myself!

 

[cats]

Blackie

Why would you do that?

 

[cats]

Shelly

Because no one is around.

 

[cats]

Blackie

What do you call me?

 

[cats]

Shelly

*Ponders the question* Well, Blackie.

 

[TumbleUpStairs]

Blackie

But what if that's not--

 

[TumbleUpStairs]

Shelly

*inturrupting Blackie* Yes it is!

 

[cats]

Blackie

Are you playing with me?

 

[TumbleUpStairs]

Shelly

Would you like me to?

 

[cats]

Blackie

Are you offering to....

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Well?

 

[TumbleUpStairs]

Shelly

To what? Play games? sure!

 

[Ravenloft]

Gary Gygax

I've got just the game!

 

[Ravenloft]

Gary Gygax

Shelly, a dragon eats you!

 

[Ravenloft]

Shelly

Like THATS not happened before...

 

[Ravenloft]

Gary Gygax

*Flabbergasted* A dragon ate you?

 

[Ravenloft]

Shelly

Yeah! Really hit my g-spot!

 

[Ravenloft]

Gary Gygax

Male or female? *Unzips pants*

 

[Ravenloft]

Shelly

The dragon? She was female.

 

[Elayne]

Hmm. Are you into that?

 

[Ravenloft]

Shelly

Sapphic love with a dragon?

 

[Elayne]

Gary Gygax

Well, yes, basically. Dragon love.