Flirting - What's Your Best Line? Does It Work?

[playful_pal69]

What's your favorite pick-up line?? Does it work?

 

[pleaz_me]

I'll play...


Several years ago at a club this man looked EXACTLY like Denzel Washington. I didn't know what to say to him and my friends kept taunting me to go ask him to dance. I walked up and asked him if he had a lighter. When he said no, and that I shouldn't smoke, I replied "then do you have something better for me to put between my lips?" STUPIDEST line I've ever used... but it worked

 

[alspals69]

I'll play...


Several years ago at a club this man looked EXACTLY like Denzel Washington. I didn't know what to say to him and my friends kept taunting me to go ask him to dance. I walked up and asked him if he had a lighter. When he said no, and that I shouldn't smoke, I replied "then do you have something better for me to put between my lips?" STUPIDEST line I've ever used... but it worked

wow, you really were SMOKIN'

 

[pleaz_me]

wow, you really were SMOKIN'

A few drinks helped

 

[alspals69]

A few drinks helped

so what can i get you?

 

[pleaz_me]

so what can i get you?

Lol... if I drank now I'd be sleep in 2 minutes

So what is your best flirting line?

 

[alspals69]

Lol... if I drank now I'd be sleep in 2 minutes

So what is your best flirting line?

i don't think i have any!

But, i once pretended to have met a beautiful lady in Peru
it worked quite well until she asked me where... then i realised i have no idea of any peruvean place names. OK, so now i know Lima.

IT was funny, we both ended up laughing a lot about it

 

[pleaz_me]

i don't think i have any!

But, i once pretended to have met a beautiful lady in Peru
it worked quite well until she asked me where... then i realised i have no idea of any peruvean place names. OK, so now i know Lima.

IT was funny, we both ended up laughing a lot about it

Lol!

 

[clearlight30]

ok playful,
i'm a bit embarresed to tell this, but my friends like the story so much they tell it often in my absence, so in holiday honour of them...

when i was just out of univeristy and relatively broke, i used to go through the garbage at my bank machine, taking slips that had 50,000+ as a balance. then put them in my wallet

when i met a woman at the bar that i wanted to really date, i gave her my number on a normal piece of paper
but if i met one that was just fuckable, but not really my dating type, i would write it on the back of one of these withdrawl slips, pretending it was any piece of paper from my wallett

lo and behold, every single one of those i gave out always got a return phone call. never failed, every time

thankfully by the time i hit 28 i grew out of that
does that make me a bad person

 

[pleaz_me]

ok playful,
i'm a bit embarresed to tell this, but my friends like the story so much they tell it often in my absence, so in holiday honour of them...

when i was just out of univeristy and relatively broke, i used to go through the garbage at my bank machine, taking slips that had 50,000+ as a balance. then put them in my wallet

when i met a woman at the bar that i wanted to really date, i gave her my number on a normal piece of paper
but if i met one that was just fuckable, but not really my dating type, i would write it on the back of one of these withdrawl slips, pretending it was any piece of paper from my wallett

lo and behold, every single one of those i gave out always got a return phone call. never failed, every time

thankfully by the time i hit 28 i grew out of that
does that make me a bad person

OMG! I hate to admit it, but that's kinda brilliant!

 

[clearlight30]

OMG! I hate to admit it, but that's kinda brilliant!

i know, thanks i guess. i sortta had a new idea every 2-3 years, like one was retired for the new idea
not sure where they came from but one day, boom, like hey...i bet that will work

now that being said i have had some freaky ones tried on me. some were funny, and some just frightened me

 

[pleaz_me]

i know, thanks i guess. i sortta had a new idea every 2-3 years, like one was retired for the new idea
not sure where they came from but one day, boom, like hey...i bet that will work

now that being said i have had some freaky ones tried on me. some were funny, and some just frightened me

Please share so I know not to use them?

 

[clearlight30]

oh god....ummmm

one i met asked if i would like to see her mickey mouse tatoo...pushed her shorts down to reveal to top of her lips and said "oh i guess my pussy ate it."

another walked up, asked what i was doing on saturday. i said nothing, then she asked if i would help her move

ummmm

one was schitzo and was having a conversation with herself and me at the same time

i could go on
none of those i recommend!!

 

[pleaz_me]

oh god....ummmm

one i met asked if i would like to see her mickey mouse tatoo...pushed her shorts down to reveal to top of her lips and said "oh i guess my pussy ate it."

another walked up, asked what i was doing on saturday. i said nothing, then she asked if i would help her move

ummmm

one was schitzo and was having a conversation with herself and me at the same time

i could go on
none of those i recommend!!

LMAO! I don't think I'd try any of those

 

[clearlight30]

LMAO! I don't think I'd try any of those

glad to have helped improve your dating life

 

[pleaz_me]

glad to have helped improve your dating life

So what lines HAVE worked on you?

 

[clearlight30]

So what lines HAVE worked on you?

why you wanna try a few out?
what's your number one guaranteed winner?

 

[TheMan4U259]

When a woman would find out my last name and ask if I am polish I would say yes. I would then ask her if she has any polish in her and when she says no I ask if she wants some.

It worked once

 

[clearlight30]

well i guess complete silence could work on some

or is this your subtle way to say you just wait until the guy comes to you...
that saves a lot of opening line work for sure

 

[College_geek]

I just like talking. For me, my flirtation comes through tone of voice, hand gestures, smiling, eye contact, and conversation topics.

 

[pleaz_me]

well i guess complete silence could work on some

or is this your subtle way to say you just wait until the guy comes to you...
that saves a lot of opening line work for sure

Sorry Got distracted.

 

[clearlight30]

yes i know i was attempting to be witty

 

[DaBears34]

I'll play...


Several years ago at a club this man looked EXACTLY like Denzel Washington. I didn't know what to say to him and my friends kept taunting me to go ask him to dance. I walked up and asked him if he had a lighter. When he said no, and that I shouldn't smoke, I replied "then do you have something better for me to put between my lips?" STUPIDEST line I've ever used... but it worked

That is an awesome line!

 

[pleaz_me]

That is an awesome line!

Psstttt... got something better for me to put between my lips?

 

[playful_pal69]

ok playful,
i'm a bit embarresed to tell this, but my friends like the story so much they tell it often in my absence, so in holiday honour of them...

when i was just out of univeristy and relatively broke, i used to go through the garbage at my bank machine, taking slips that had 50,000+ as a balance. then put them in my wallet

when i met a woman at the bar that i wanted to really date, i gave her my number on a normal piece of paper
but if i met one that was just fuckable, but not really my dating type, i would write it on the back of one of these withdrawl slips, pretending it was any piece of paper from my wallett

lo and behold, every single one of those i gave out always got a return phone call. never failed, every time

thankfully by the time i hit 28 i grew out of that
does that make me a bad person

I think that is hillarious... and I love it!! What a way to get someone's attention. I am going to have to see if I can top that one, but I think it will be a pretty "HARD" adventure.... lol