Flirting with Jennifer

[mrs.jeepman6]

It said bye because it was (is) my intention to try and leave, or in the very least, greatly curtail my Lit time.

...and that will be a great loss to your true litster fans hun

 

[College_geek]

*leaves a bouquet of roses for Jen*

 

[Morcheeba]

Sup baby, Cheebs here for your Southern Comfort. I be the SoCo, you be the lime. Enough with the petty trollbashing, I've cum to flirt wit you. Meowww!

I like how you are trying to put the past behind. You've got what we call down south, hairy coconut balls. Why, just look at you go... ya keep reading like a peach and I can eat a peach for hours. Mmmmm. Each time you call another a subhuman trollish idiot I wanna reach through the screen and lick your fingertips and suck them bone dry. Fuck - you mek me wet.

Bet you smell good, too. Old Spice ain't got nothin' on you, darlin'.

We could wash each other's hair and then I'll rest your precious head on my lap and stroke every folicle with my tongue while you coo even more lies. My heavy breathing will fluff your hair and then I'll slap you. And you'll like it. When you say everyone is obsessed with you and treats you wrong I'll slap you again. Once you finally stfu I'll make you dance for me. I wanna see you spin 'round and 'round, baby. You don't have to show your tits and bits and act naughty iffin you don't want to... I'll keep you in check.

You like roleplaying do ya? Kewl. You'll pretend you're a hot Russian babe for me. You know the ropes, sugarbooger. I wanna see you down on all 4's and I'll even lube a bottle of vodka before sliding it in. Want it empty to catch your flying lying shit? Just for you I'll pour the vodka out all over your lower back... I'll even squeeze your testicles, just say the word. When you come, I want you to think of zammius and all the other fools in here still buying your crap, is that too much to ask? They're your budz, you can do it. Silly, erotic, joyful play... makes your nipples hard doesn't it, baby? That's right. Say it.... say, "I've been a bad GB'er and I need redemption."

Don't give me the cold shoulder, no no no, make it special. Make it worth your seven years here on Lit. Release that dark side onto me... that dark side that you've been hiding deep within those cobwebs.

Super Sexxx me, JK. If not, then go fuck yourself.

 

[poppy1963]

oooo eeeeee oooooo

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[Jennifer Kaye]

I was almost to the point of leaving here a few days ago...frankly there are too many people who think they know what is best for other people. I attend these meetings that have helped me immensely in life. One of my pet peaves is when someone starts talking "I have never been in your situation (or had that experience) but if I was, this is what I would do." Then shut your fucking mouth cause you never know what you would do until you are in that situation. There are a certain few here that think if the "problem" people just go away...that everything will be better. It won't, cause they never look at themselves. The anger and disgust that has been shown is way out of proportion. I ask "why?" It is my experience that people who lie to themselves show this type of anger when they "catch" someone else in a lie. My solution was to just go elsewhere in these forums and post with some new people.

Hope you have a good ride Jenn.

People like you are a pleasure.

 

[Jennifer Kaye]

"pinkstarfish
This message is hidden because pinkstarfish is on your ignore list."

People like you, are not.

Oh, I'm sorry, what's that you said? Oh, I know blah blah blah, hate hate hate, obsession obsession obsession.

You've earned the pre-emptive ignore her drivel treatment. Oh so sorry, but you sowed your seeds.

 

[Jennifer Kaye]

Good Night, Jennifer and friends, buddies and admirers of Jennifer's many kind and decent human qualities! LOL~!

Have a great weekend.

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Kisses to you, Poppy. You are a fun loving, decent person. That puts you in the top percentile of Lit, with much separation from the pathetic people.

 

[Jennifer Kaye]

..sorry sweetie...but I am afraid our paths have reached a point of separation. Frankly, this site is no longer any fun with this type of behavior. I flat out dont understand the hostility. So they lied. Big deal. So they are still lying. Will the sun come up tomorrow? Negative vibes only creates negativity. I used to enjoy cruising threads...teasing...checking out a hot pic from time to time. I used to love your thread but if you posted something now I doubt I would even visit. Constantly cutting someone down, even if they deserve it, is just not erotic.

Have I been fooled by JK? not one bit. Was I fooled by you? Yes. But see, I have no hard feelings either way. I will just go back to doing what I used to do...the phantom lurker with a comment here and there in threads that I relate to.

Hugs PSF

Darlin, I think you a wonderful person. Clearly, I think that how somebody behaves in interation with other speaks volumes. Yeah, I lied, but I was always nice, never indignant toward others. Well, not to now, for I have become dismissive of the trollsters.

Your sort are always welcome here, though, for you are interested in fun and niceness.

 

[Jennifer Kaye]

...and that will be a great loss to your true litster fans hun

I think I am now viewing curtail as meaning remaining absent from that domain of bullies, the GB. I will still check in here, though, for all the pm's I have received and kind thoughts expressed in this new thread, I realize that the vocal, brutal minority, may actually be out-weighed by the more prevalent, if not less vocal, majority of nice people. 's

 

[Jennifer Kaye]

*leaves a bouquet of roses for Jen*

Thank you. I have always had a strange attraction to geeks.

 

[Jennifer Kaye]

Morcheeba
This message is hidden because Morcheeba is on your ignore list.

I'm sorry, but as much as I wanted to like you, and as much as you sometimes are a FAIR straight shooter, regarding me, I have seen nothing from you but lies and unfounded hearsay.

I pre-emptively put you on ignore, because I am tired of reading unfounded trolling from you.

A comment for all the trolls, do y'all have any idea how truly pathetic y'all are revealing yourselves to be?

Yeah, I lied in using pictures of another to serves as my hook, in the absence of my being brave enough to use my own picture, but like so many here know, I was always nice, even in the face of cruelty. So many of y'all are "honestly" cruel. I'll take my lies over that, any and every day.

Oh yeah, I have no idea what you have posted. C'est la vie.

 

[Jennifer Kaye]

oooo eeeeee oooooo

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Mmmm, was it good for you?

 

[Jennifer Kaye]

TANG GOD has exceeded their stored private messages quota and can not accept further messages until they clear some space.

I tried to reply to your pm, but my attempt was thwarted. This was MY failed response (sans the quotes of your pm) ....

What? I honestly didn't know what you meant in saying "edited so so as not to post a private message"

My response was meant to ask for elaboration. Judging by your response, though, you have no real interest in conversing like an adult to really get to know me.

 

[walrus1153]

My response was meant to ask for elaboration. Judging by your response, though, you have no real interest in conversing like an adult to really get to know me.

That's kinda hard to do with you, JK

 

[RtB]

"pinkstarfish
This message is hidden because pinkstarfish is on your ignore list."

People like you, are not.

Oh, I'm sorry, what's that you said? Oh, I know blah blah blah, hate hate hate, obsession obsession obsession.

You've earned the pre-emptive ignore her drivel treatment. Oh so sorry, but you sewed your seeds.

*sowed*


(what? I FINALLY get to resurrect the "Ms Grammar/Spelling" Part of your old thread...that was so hilarious!)

 

[poppy1963]

Mmmm, was it good for you?

That post by Morcheeba was truly bizarre and she did not sound like drunk or anything. So...very weird.

I have to laugh when some of these people get all bent out of shape when someone drinks too much and does some weird shit...ESPECIALLY when they spend much of their time doing WIERDER shit here when they are stone cold sober.

They share this psychosis...and think it's a valid claim to sanity. LOL...they don't even hear all the people saying: Pay no attention to these ghouls...they are probably just kids anyway or very immature adults!

I mean...Pinkstarfish should be walkin' on the clouds by the way she describes her life...yet she spends so much time here trying to wreck others. Something wrong there...happy, well-adjusted people don't do that kind of shit. So who is kidding who?

 

[Jennifer Kaye]

That's kinda hard to do with you, JK

What, converse like an adult? Just because I am a liar, doesn't mean I cannot converse sincerely.

 

[1HF]

Heya JK

Hadn't gotten a chance to email you lately since things have been crazy.

How are you?

 

[Jennifer Kaye]

*sowed*


(what? I FINALLY get to resurrect the "Ms Grammar/Spelling" Part of your old thread...that was so hilarious!)

You got me, darlin ... but was it good for you?

 

[walrus1153]

What, converse like an adult? Just because I am a liar, doesn't mean I cannot converse sincerely.

I guess I should have edited a bit better. I was referring to the phrase "to really get to know me." I apologize for the misunderstanding.

 

[Jennifer Kaye]

... Something wrong there...happy, well-adjusted people don't do that kind of shit. So who is kidding who?

Their ironic hypocrisy.

 

[Jennifer Kaye]

Heya JK

Hadn't gotten a chance to email you lately since things have been crazy.

How are you?

Hi 1H. Things are going very well. So nice to hear from you. I guess it's in order to say that I so admire you for being so brave in putting yourself out here, which I have been so very cowardly to do.

Kudos and kisses.

 

[Jennifer Kaye]

I guess I should have edited a bit better. I was referring to the phrase "to really get to know me." I apologize for the misunderstanding.

Walrus darlin, I accept your most heart felt apology. :kiss's

 

[Jennifer Kaye]

You know what's kind of funny ... I don't know how many of you will remember, but early on in my ampic thread, a guy came on asking if I was shopping at a particular Old Navy outlet, and that he though he saw me there, but could not approach me. The very SCARY thing was, as I admitted, that he was bang on in that I was there as he described. Imagine how uncomfortable I was in that I was recognized out and about, considering I was using pictures that were only supposed to be a likeness of me, not the real me.

 

[Jennifer Kaye]

So beddybye I must go, before I turn into a pumpkin. Kisses and goonight, y'all.