Flirting with Jennifer

[slapsht25]

So beddybye I must go, before I turn into a pumpkin. Kisses and goonight, y'all.

Did I ever tell you that my name is Peter?

 

[RtB]

You got me, darlin ... but was it good for you?

When it's around you darlin, it's ALL good I just hope i got at least a smirk outta ya

 

[Leverage]

The saga continues...

Looks like some of you all were up late in this thread still debating the validity of the poster known as JK. Please people, get over it already. The world is yours...

Peace...

 

[pinkstarfish]

You know what's kind of funny ... I don't know how many of you will remember, but early on in my ampic thread, a guy came on asking if I was shopping at a particular Old Navy outlet, and that he though he saw me there, but could not approach me. The very SCARY thing was, as I admitted, that he was bang on in that I was there as he described. Imagine how uncomfortable I was in that I was recognized out and about, considering I was using pictures that were only supposed to be a likeness of me, not the real me.

So what did you do? Search the net high and low for someone that looked just like you? Then, after finding her, save 300-500 of her pics on your computer so you could pull off your lil' ol' switcheroo?

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

And you say you've come clean?

 

[pinkstarfish]

..sorry sweetie...but I am afraid our paths have reached a point of separation. Frankly, this site is no longer any fun with this type of behavior. I flat out dont understand the hostility. So they lied. Big deal. So they are still lying. Will the sun come up tomorrow? Negative vibes only creates negativity. I used to enjoy cruising threads...teasing...checking out a hot pic from time to time. I used to love your thread but if you posted something now I doubt I would even visit. Constantly cutting someone down, even if they deserve it, is just not erotic.

Have I been fooled by JK? not one bit. Was I fooled by you? Yes. But see, I have no hard feelings either way. I will just go back to doing what I used to do...the phantom lurker with a comment here and there in threads that I relate to.

Hugs PSF

Hostility?

Dude, she's a he.

 

[pinkstarfish]

Their ironic hypocrisy.

Like every lil' ol' thread you've ever made?

Here, Mr. Jenn -

I found you a new persona.

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0007XIZ6Q.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

 

[Pookie]

Sup baby, Cheebs here for your Southern Comfort. I be the SoCo, you be the lime. Enough with the petty trollbashing, I've cum to flirt wit you. Meowww!

I like how you are trying to put the past behind. You've got what we call down south, hairy coconut balls. Why, just look at you go... ya keep reading like a peach and I can eat a peach for hours. Mmmmm. Each time you call another a subhuman trollish idiot I wanna reach through the screen and lick your fingertips and suck them bone dry. Fuck - you mek me wet.

Bet you smell good, too. Old Spice ain't got nothin' on you, darlin'.

We could wash each other's hair and then I'll rest your precious head on my lap and stroke every folicle with my tongue while you coo even more lies. My heavy breathing will fluff your hair and then I'll slap you. And you'll like it. When you say everyone is obsessed with you and treats you wrong I'll slap you again. Once you finally stfu I'll make you dance for me. I wanna see you spin 'round and 'round, baby. You don't have to show your tits and bits and act naughty iffin you don't want to... I'll keep you in check.

You like roleplaying do ya? Kewl. You'll pretend you're a hot Russian babe for me. You know the ropes, sugarbooger. I wanna see you down on all 4's and I'll even lube a bottle of vodka before sliding it in. Want it empty to catch your flying lying shit? Just for you I'll pour the vodka out all over your lower back... I'll even squeeze your testicles, just say the word. When you come, I want you to think of zammius and all the other fools in here still buying your crap, is that too much to ask? They're your budz, you can do it. Silly, erotic, joyful play... makes your nipples hard doesn't it, baby? That's right. Say it.... say, "I've been a bad GB'er and I need redemption."

Don't give me the cold shoulder, no no no, make it special. Make it worth your seven years here on Lit. Release that dark side onto me... that dark side that you've been hiding deep within those cobwebs.

Super Sexxx me, JK. If not, then go fuck yourself.

This is hawt.

 

[Macdaddy23]

Sweet dreams Jennifer.

 

[College_geek]

Thank you. I have always had a strange attraction to geeks.

Well, I've found that most of us tend to be kinda nice and nonthreatening.

 

[ShinigamiSama]

Well, I've found that most of us tend to be kinda nice and nonthreatening.

then theres me <.<
the exception that proves the rule
<.<

 

[zammius]

are we not bored enough with this already.....please us the q an a thread of jenns to bash her.....lets keep the boring shit to one thread....

PLEASE

PRETTY PLEASE

PRETTY PLEASE WITH CUM JUICE ON TOP

 

[bg23]

are we not bored enough with this already.....please us the q an a thread of jenns to bash her.....lets keep the boring shit to one thread....

PLEASE

PRETTY PLEASE

PRETTY PLEASE WITH CUM JUICE ON TOP

why?

she doesn't stop being a liar the moment she leaves the gb.

and y'know, i'm pretty sure most people wouldn't be giving a crap if she'd stop compounding it with bullshit.

like that stuff about how jann realllllllly looks like her and she was actually nearly recognised!

and how this thread is meant to CURB the addiction?

geezus.

 

[Morcheeba]

Morcheeba
This message is hidden because Morcheeba is on your ignore list.

I'm sorry, but as much as I wanted to like you, and as much as you sometimes are a FAIR straight shooter, regarding me, I have seen nothing from you but lies and unfounded hearsay.

I pre-emptively put you on ignore, because I am tired of reading unfounded trolling from you.

A comment for all the trolls, do y'all have any idea how truly pathetic y'all are revealing yourselves to be?

Yeah, I lied in using pictures of another to serves as my hook, in the absence of my being brave enough to use my own picture, but like so many here know, I was always nice, even in the face of cruelty. So many of y'all are "honestly" cruel. I'll take my lies over that, any and every day.

Oh yeah, I have no idea what you have posted. C'est la vie.

So I take you've decided to go fuck yourself.

I was only flirting with you, dude. Lighten up and smell the roses.

 

[poppy1963]

why?

she doesn't stop being a liar the moment she leaves the gb.

You don't have an "outstanding lie" out there from any time in your life, gb? By "outstanding" I mean one you haven't come clean on? Not a one?

Personally, I don't want to hear your answer. It is of no consequence to me. But if you do...who the hell are you to judge another? And if you've told the truth on any untruths you may be spoken...good on ya. So has Jenn.

A Poem by Shel Silverstein

“If you are a dreamer, come in.
If you are a dreamer, a wisher, a liar,
A hoper, a prayer, a magic-bean-buyer.
If you're a pretender, come sit by my fire,
For we have some flax-golden
Tales to spin. Come in! Come in!”

 

[bg23]

You don't have an "outstanding lie" out there from any time in your life, gb? By "outstanding" I mean one you haven't come clean on? Not a one?

Personally, I don't want to hear your answer. It is of no consequence to me. But if you do...who the hell are you to judge another? And if you've told the truth on any untruths you may be spoken...good on ya. So has Jenn.

A Poem by Shel Silverstein

“If you are a dreamer, come in.
If you are a dreamer, a wisher, a liar,
A hoper, a prayer, a magic-bean-buyer.
If you're a pretender, come sit by my fire,
For we have some flax-golden
Tales to spin. Come in! Come in!”

if you didn't want to hear my answer, you wouldn't have asked the question.

i think stealing pictures is more than just a simple lie -- don't you?

but then i daresay you'd be quite biased on that topic, what with your own numerous "hot girl" AVs being unspokenly passed off as your own.

besides, as i said -- this wouldn't be such a big deal if she didn't keep compounding it with bullshit explanations and more lies.

lovely to see you sticking up for the underdog tho, ms "faked her own death, and pretended to be her sister".

 

[TANG GOD]

TANG GOD has exceeded their stored private messages quota and can not accept further messages until they clear some space.

I tried to reply to your pm, but my attempt was thwarted. This was MY failed response (sans the quotes of your pm) ....

What? I honestly didn't know what you meant in saying "edited so so as not to post a private message"

My response was meant to ask for elaboration. Judging by your response, though, you have no real interest in conversing like an adult to really get to know me.

stop p.m'n me.

 

[poppy1963]

if you didn't want to hear my answer, you wouldn't have asked the question.

i think stealing pictures is more than just a simple lie -- don't you?

but then i daresay you'd be quite biased on that topic, what with your own numerous "hot girl" AVs being unspokenly passed off as your own.

besides, as i said -- this wouldn't be such a big deal if she didn't keep compounding it with bullshit explanations and more lies.

lovely to see you sticking up for the underdog tho, ms "faked her own death, and pretended to be her sister".

Herein are your lies...and you know them to be lies...so there ya go. Tell the truth bg...stand up and tell the truth instead of twisting it to make yourself popular with the other trolls.

You are blatantly lying right in here and so the conclusion I draw is that you probably have quite a few lies goin' on. So your judgement means nothing to me until you clean up the purposeful deceit.

 

[poppy1963]

bg23...you were one of the people claiming to be a General Board Moderator as well for quite a while. That was a lie...a pretty big one too. A lie that promoted that you had some kind of power over others and you allowed new members to believe that was true, didn't you. That wasn't true was it. That was a LIE.

You never DID own up to it as a lie...just kind of cowardishly took the words out from under your name.....lol. You never admitted it was a lie, took responsibility for it or apologized, did ya? NOPE.

You stopped that when I called you on it. So...I'm not sure who's lies are worse. People in glass houses...ya know.

 

[bg23]

bg23...you were one of the people claiming to be a General Board Moderator as well for quite a while. That was a lie...a pretty big one too. A lie that promoted that you had some kind of power over others and you allowed new members to believe that was true, didn't you. That wasn't true was it. That was a LIE.

You never DID own up to it as a lie...just kind of cowardishly took the words out from under your name.....lol. You never admitted it was a lie, took responsibility for it or apologized, did ya? NOPE.

You stopped that when I called you on it. So...I'm not sure who's lies are worse. People in glass houses...ya know.

Ahahahahaha!

Would you be saying this if I'd put "God" under my title?

OMG i lied! I'm not really God!

Oh, and by the way, how do you know I'm not really a mod?

Can you put "Moderator" under YOUR name?

Coz I can.

Please don't think by the way, i changed it because of you. I used it before you, stopped using it before you, used it AFTER you and change it as I feel like it. I'll use it again when I want to, too.

I'm sorry you were dumb enough to believe everything you see, but I can't help what a loon you are.

 

[Sefo87]

Meh, I could care less about Jenn's litte lie. It's all in the past now. The only thing that bothers me about this whole thing is, no more hockeygurl pic's.

 

[poppy1963]

Moderators cannot be put on Ignore. YOU, child, are quite easily put there. Plain and simple. But then...you are quite the simpleton aren't you with your fakey "ahahahahahahahahahaha".

*rolls eyes*

 

[coastal-boy]

Meh, I could care less about Jenn's litte lie. It's all in the past now. The only thing that bothers me about this whole thing is, no more hockeygurl pic's.

You know...you and me both.

Isn't it funny how some people simply can't let it be? I choose to be here. But for some unknown reason, so many "of the elite" can't just grow up and drop it. They need to keep "patting" themselves on the back to impress us with their "wisdom". I can only believe that they "have" to do this because they have nothing else in their life that separates themselves from the rest of the World. Kinda sad when you think about it.

I would rather associate myself with a person who has admitted they lied, who may still be lying and could possibly be a guy than with these high and mighty rejects who continually follow people around constantly tossing their egos around. I have read elsewhere that they think they have "higher" morals. I think that is for God to decide. I personally think their attitude sucks and that they are no better than someone who is actively lying.

The positive is that I have learned of a group of people who I don't want to associate with while I am visiting here. We simply have nothing in common. I don't have to associate with these people because I can simply not frequent their threads and if I visit a thread where they are also visiting, I dont have to be an asshole in what I may write. I would think they could give the same respect back...but it appears not. They want to ruin one person's fun...but in doing so they are trampling on my fun. This doesn't seem fair...but because they are the "elite", their "righteousness" has more value. People...trolling shows your true nature.

 

[RtB]

Call me a sad sad little man if you will, but:

1) I choose to believe JK when she says she's a woman, regardless of what she looks like. I don't care if she's NOT the hot lil Texas MILF in the pics she posted, she's still got more guts and class than all the trolls still attacking her combined. It takes guts to admit you made a mistake, especially when there are suddenly so many people itching to rip into you for coming clean, whatever the circumstances of it were.

and

2) I would STILL love to see her having a passionate "discussion" over finances with Maria Bartiromo from CNBC

(so i like hot, intelligent, articulate babes i would NEVER have a hope in hell with, in business suits...sue me LOL)

Just my 2 cents, (CDN)

 

[bg23]

Moderators cannot be put on Ignore. YOU, child, are quite easily put there. Plain and simple. But then...you are quite the simpleton aren't you with your fakey "ahahahahahahahahahaha".

*rolls eyes*

let you on in an inside scoop there poopy my poor old hag...the list of moderators is on the front page of the forum.

you don't need to keep trying to ignore everyone just to check whether they're a mod or not.

thought i'd save you some trouble with that.

 

[mrs.jeepman6]

Will always and I mean ALWAYS flirt with Jennifer