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DrFanservice

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Ok I have co-worker (female) She saw a video on a woman making love to a Gear shaft and then she showed me one of a woman putting a Smoking Cegar in her Vagina.

She wants to know is this stuff good for her I mean I guess what she wants to know is has anyone ever tried doing this. I mean the gear shaft thing sounds hot but putting a cegar in your vagina can't be healthy but what do I know i'm a man.
 
DrFanservice said:
Ok I have co-worker (female) She saw a video on a woman making love to a Gear shaft and then she showed me one of a woman putting a Smoking Cegar in her Vagina.

I guess that depends. If the gear shaft were under six splines or had sharp edges I could see it being bad. Also if the gears are still on the shaft it might be a bumpy ride. Now if it's something like a 12 or 18 spline with a beveled end and rounded splines with no gears attached maybe it would be fun. I would not recommend the 80 weight or ATF it is likely to come with though as it may cause irritation.

If you meant gear shift it would totally depend on the shifter. My biggest worry would be a slip and jamming it up there a little too far.

As far as the cigar goes.
Well I doubt cervical cancer sucks any worse than lung cancer.
 
DrFanservice said:
Ok I have co-worker (female) She saw a video on a woman making love to a Gear shaft and then she showed me one of a woman putting a Smoking Cegar in her Vagina.

A co-worker? Where did you say you work again?
 
When I was a student nurse there was an incident of a woman who came into the ER with a gear stick firmly stuck inside her. She had been cut free of the rest of the car by firemen. They had had to remove the door to get the cutting equipment in.

Her story was this: She had been out with no panties on and reached across from the drivers seat to the passenger door to unlock it when she 'fell' onto the gear stick :rolleyes:

Then there was a woman who was standing on her recently polished dining table, slipped and 'fell' on the fruit bowl. She had an orange wedged inside her.

Now the story of the woman who needed help to get the spiked duo ball (with ball bearing in it) removed from deep inside her...that one is true. That was me :eek:

A smoking cigar would never be my choice, I would worry too much about cervical cancer.
 
wicked woman said:
And hopefully it's not at a job you need common sense for :)

I have nothing helpful to add. Just giggling at WW's reply.


Hello, beautiful. :rose:
 
shy slave said:
...Her story was this: She had been out with no panties on and reached across from the drivers seat to the passenger door to unlock it when she 'fell' onto the gear stick :rolleyes: ...
this sounds like one of the stories told in SNL's "appalachian ER" sketches.
 
bobsgirl said:
I have nothing helpful to add. Just giggling at WW's reply.
Giggling? I laughed so hard I woke my cat up. And that's no easy feat.

A thousand thanks for that.
 
My ex was a nurse and so I heard some funny stories too, although they didn't come with the explanations. Those were hilarious. I heard several things up the butt stories including light bulbs, a bra that caught on fire due to a hair dryer (not really funny), but the best one was a woman who came into a doctor's office complaining of leaves growing outside of her. Apparently some seeds got stuck inside and started to grow.
 
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