For the "TWAT'S" among us!!!!

[lewdandlicentious]

I'm top Twat, me!!!!

Hahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

*Surveying my twat-dom*

 

[cloudy]

Top, bottom.....it's all good.

 

[Guest]

Yes, and I'm bottom twat. I know my place.

 

[English Lady]

right twats I'm off to my bed for a damn good fucking.



EL....soon to be satisfied twat!

 

[neonlyte]

Yes, and I'm bottom twat. I know my place.

Bottom of the Twat heap, now there is a thought to play with.

 

[Guest]

Bottom of the Twat heap, now there is a thought to play with.

Yep, I'm playing with it right now.




Night, EL, you twat! Happy fucking!

 

[neonlyte]

Yep, I'm playing with it right now.




Night, EL, you twat! Happy fucking!

 

[English Lady]

oooh the fucking was happy Lou.


very happy


So how are we twats?

 

[Guest]

oooh the fucking was happy Lou.


very happy


So how are we twats?

Hehehe! Very glad to hear it.

I'm a cool twat, even though my twat coolness has been tested once or twice already today. It's all about keeping twatting perspective.

Lou

 

[English Lady]

It sure is your royal twatness.

I've biten m tongue once today already


bloody painful it was too *L*

 

[Guest]

It sure is your royal twatness.

I've biten m tongue once today already


bloody painful it was too *L*

Perhaps I should bite mine a little more often, but it never seems to help, as my fingers have a mind of thier own. Bloody twats.

 

[English Lady]

well biting my tongue makes me curse and lift my fingers to my mouth....


clever eh?


oh maybe not.....



*el with sore tongue*

 

[Guest]

Twat bump

Beware: moody today.

clinical twat, but medicated,

Perdita

 

[English Lady]

*will remember to be extra nice to Perdita today*





I'm in a good mood today...light hearted and excited 'cos there is 5 days to my birthday.


A rather pathetic twat aren't I? *L*

 

[matriarch]

Re: Twat bump

Beware: moody today.

clinical twat, but medicated,

Perdita

*hug*

 

[Guest]

Re: Twat bump

Beware: moody today.

clinical twat, but medicated,

Perdita

*Twat hug*

 

[Guest]

Ayyyyyyyyy, what's going on here? Twats aren't supposed to be all kissy-huggy. Yuk! Ooh, wait, I think I'm channeling Maths. Ah, feel much better now. Carry on.

Perdita

 

[English Lady]

*LOl* @ Perdita

 

[Guest]

Ayyyyyyyyy, what's going on here? Twats aren't supposed to be all kissy-huggy. Yuk! Ooh, wait, I think I'm channeling Maths. Ah, feel much better now. Carry on.

Perdita

Yes, but a twat hug isn't the usual kind of hug. It's the kind of hug where someone throws their arms around you, then digs you in the ribs when you least expect, just for the hell of it.

 

[Belegon]

Yes, but a twat hug isn't the usual kind of hug. It's the kind of hug where someone throws their arms around you, then digs you in the ribs when you least expect, just for the hell of it.

oh.....

I thought it involved thighs...

silly me...

 

[matriarch]

oh.....

I thought it involved thighs...

silly me...

Bel's in a Belle mood.

 

[English Lady]

*chuckles*



I do love you twats *L*

 

[Belegon]

Bel's in a Belle mood.

after that rain story, I'll be in any mood you want me in...

 

[Guest]

Yes, but a twat hug isn't the usual kind of hug. It's the kind of hug where someone throws their arms around you, then digs you in the ribs when you least expect, just for the hell of it.

Thanks for the clarification, Loulou, but now I think on it more I'd prefer a twat hug from Lew or Gauche (with digs o'course). P.

 

[Guest]

Thanks for the clarification, Loulou, but now I think on it more I'd prefer a twat hug from Lew or Gauche (with digs o'course). P.

Yup, I can understand your preference, because that goes for me, too.

Besides which, giving myself a twat hug ain't half as much fun.