For the "TWAT'S" among us!!!!

[Honey123]

Yes, stay bowed, I like that.

And while you're down there................

Naughty Kind Twat....

You know...if I were in a cetain mood....I would tell you in detail exactly what I would do whilst I was down there....

 

[Guest]

Yes, stay bowed, I like that.

And while you're down there................

Me next!

 

[Belegon]

~grabs popcorn~

ya know, I do like threesomes....

 

[lewdandlicentious]

Me next!

Oh don't you worry sweet Lou-Lou, you're most definitely next!!!!

 

[Guest]

Oh don't you worry sweet Lou-Lou, you're most definitely next!!!!

Music to my ears.

 

[English Lady]

Morning Twats.



Lou I finally understand your excitement *chuckles*

 

[Guest]

Morning Twats.



Lou I finally understand your excitement *chuckles*

Good morning, you twat.

Hehehe! I was like a little kid.

 

[English Lady]

I know the feeling Lou.


4 days to MY birthday (all the best people are born in October ya know!)


Nice new AV too btw.....

 

[Guest]

I know the feeling Lou.


4 days to MY birthday (all the best people are born in October ya know!)


Nice new AV too btw.....

Woohoo! A lot of my best friends have October birthdays, actually! What is it with that? I wonder if Halloween has anything to do with it?

December birthdays are pretty cool, too.

Thanks, hon, it won't be staying up long, though!

 

[English Lady]

Lou..well I'll give you december as my Dad and Sister are born in that month


Well I am sure you'll get many admiring messages about it whilst it lasts!

 

[Guest]

Lou..well I'll give you december as my Dad and Sister are born in that month


Well I am sure you'll get many admiring messages about it whilst it lasts!

Very cool, my Mum and Nan were, too.

 

[English Lady]

*S*


I have so many birthdays between now and christmas.....


goody I love buying presents and having parties and such like

 

[lewdandlicentious]

Shut the fuck up, you pair of Twat's!!!

 

[Guest]

Shut the fuck up, you pair of Twat's!!!

We were having a nice little twat chat.

 

[English Lady]

Love you too Lewd!

 

[lewdandlicentious]

Mmmmmmwwaaaaahhhhh!!!!

 

[English Lady]

Ahh you really are a twat Lewd*L*

 

[lewdandlicentious]

Yep, I am:

"The unmistakeable TOP-TWAT!"

*to the tune of "Top Cat!"*

 

[English Lady]

*chuckles*

 

[Guest]

Yep, I am:

"The unmistakeable TOP-TWAT!"

*to the tune of "Top Cat!"*

I've got that friggin' song stuck in my head now. Cheers, you Top Twat.

Are you coming to terms yet with being tweny-one again, quite literally!!! Hahaha!!!

Lou

P.S. That's one more thing, eh?

 

[Guest]

The resemblance is uncanny...

http://www.empowermentillustrated.com/mtarchive/images/Top%20Cat.gif

 

[Honey123]

Hello Twatsters!

 

[Guest]

How you doing, you Sweet Honey Twat?

Feeling sticky?

 

[Guest]

Oi! Top Twat!

I'm not over-excited, honest.

 

[matriarch]

I sent a mail to a colleage at work, basically a moan about the neanderthal I work for.

She sent me a mail back.

One word.

'TWAT'

I nearly choked on me tea........everyone was looking at me, but I was laughing so much I couldn't tell them.

Priceless.

And so unexpected.

Mat (just popping in, leaving your thread to you now).