For the "TWAT'S" among us!!!!

[English Lady]

Ok...see what level of twatness i'm at and if i'd get any higher in the twat ranking if i dyed bits pink.......

 

[Guest]

Oh well, I've emailed his Royal Twatness, fuck knows when he'll get chance to reply, though.

Your twat memberships are pending.

Lou - proxy twat secretary.

 

[English Lady]

*bites nails*


oh the nerves!!

 

[Svenskaflicka]

I'm Swedish. I'm not a twat, I'm a tvat.

 

[Guest]

I'm Swedish. I'm not a twat, I'm a tvat.

BIG LOL!!!

 

[Guest]

tvat

Oh, I like that. And I know Svenska qualifies here as much as Lou or I do. P.

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

I'd be proud to be a twat.

It's just that I refuse to be a stunned twat.

 

[Guest]

Re: tvat

Oh, I like that. And I know Svenska qualifies here as much as Lou or I do. P.

Indeed!

 

[Guest]

I'd be proud to be a twat.

It's just that I refuse to be a stunned twat.

Oh, I dunno, it can be a nice sensation - if done properly.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Only in Litopia is this a compliment!

 

[Guest]

Only in Litopia is this a compliment!

Yup, couldn't agree more, you tvat!

 

[gauchecritic]

Yeah right.

As a (secret) founding member of Twats-R-Us (I have the pint pot to prove it, ask perDIta) This to the lot of you.

Gauche

 

[Guest]

Re: Yeah right.

As a (secret) founding member of Twats-R-Us (I have the pint pot to prove it, ask perDIta) This to the lot of you.

Gauche

What language! Well, I never did!

Lou - I say fucking twat better than the lot of you.

 

[Guest]

Twats-R-Us

I am here to verify Gauche as a founding member. In fact, it took me a good year+ to understand the full meaning contained in the concept of a male twat. Now I regard Gauche and Lewd the perfect twats. (An example of an imperfect twat is Pure.)

Buggerlugs, I can't listen to the message til I gets home though.

Perdita

 

[Guest]

Re: Twats-R-Us

I am here to verify Gauche as a founding member. In fact, it took me a good year+ to understand the full meaning contained in the concept of a male twat. Now I regard Gauche and Lewd the perfect twats. (An example of an imperfect twat is Pure.)

Buggerlugs, I can't listen to the message til I gets home though.

Perdita

Yes, they are fine examples of perfect twats. We merely have perfect twats, eh, P.?

Oooh, I remember when you called Pure a twat. LOL! I miss those spats.

Lou

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Twats-R-Us

We merely have perfect twats, eh, P.?

Is that a double entendre, Mlle. Loulou?

No, I do not miss 'those spats' at all. P.

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Re: Twats-R-Us

Is that a double entendre, Mlle. Loulou?

No, I do not miss 'those spats' at all. P.

Yep, it so was. I knew you'd get it.

Hmmm, yes, maybe not. They were rather ugly.

 

[Guest]

But I do recall how good it felt to call him a twat. And how stupidly he argued about the meaning of the word and that it didn't fit a "male" personage. P.

 

[Guest]

But I do recall how good it felt to call him a twat. And how stupidly he argued about the meaning of the word and that it didn't fit a "male" personage. P.

And thus proved himself to be an even bigger twat.

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

...I have the pint pot to prove it...

Gauche,

Your audio sounded just a little like Sean Bean's reading of that line in one of the Richard Sharpe movies.

I can hear Sean Connery saying it, too. I just can't identify the film.

Grrrr.

 

[gauchecritic]

Gauche,

Your audio sounded just a little like Sean Bean's reading of that line in one of the Richard Sharpe movies.

Grrrr.

Sean was born about 20 to 30 miles away in Sheffield. He has a tattoo on his upper arm that says 'Blades' Or 'Blades forever' or something, which is the name of one of the Sheffield football teams. (That's football, the proper game, the beautiful game)

Called the Blades for the (now Thatcherly defunct) world famous steel craftsmanship of that city. Like Toledo (Spain)

Gauche

 

[lewdandlicentious]

Hello Twat's and Twatesses!!!

Can't stop long, I'm between shifts and it's breakfast time. (What a week to have a brilliant thread like this and the audio thread's on the go).

Fucking Twat!

Anyway:

Yes Perdie, you are indeed the Queen of Twat's:

Twatteronnica maximonious!!!

Lou-Lou, the princess of Twat's, you're simply:

Twatterprominata Muchogracias indeedy!

English Lady, you're on a slightly lower level, but still worthy of recognition. Together with Gauche, you're firmly embedded inside the bracket entitled:

Northern Fucking Twat's!!





I like Sean Bean too, he is "Top Twat!!"

 

[English Lady]

Oh cool! I loke being a northern fucking twat.

now does this mean i get privaledges?

now wheres tht pink dye *grins*

I must remember that "twat" is only a good label here and not elsewhere before i get myself in trouble *L*

 

[Guest]

Hello Twat's and Twatesses!!!

Can't stop long, I'm between shifts and it's breakfast time. (What a week to have a brilliant thread like this and the audio thread's on the go).

Fucking Twat!

Anyway:

Yes Perdie, you are indeed the Queen of Twat's:

Twatteronnica maximonious!!!

Lou-Lou, the princess of Twat's, you're simply:

Twatterprominata Muchogracias indeedy!

English Lady, you're on a slightly lower level, but still worthy of recognition. Together with Gauche, you're firmly embedded inside the bracket entitled:

Northern Fucking Twat's!!





I like Sean Bean too, he is "Top Twat!!"

Lew, you make me laugh so fucking much!!! You crazy fucking twat!!!

It is indeed a huge shame that you're not around much this week. As you know, though, I'll be sure to keep you updated on all goings on in the world of the twats.

I love being the princess of Twats, thank you your Royal Twatness (check out my siggy LOL).

Oh fuck, this is so stupid. LUVVIT!

Lou

 

[English Lady]

Well even if I am just a courtier of Twat..I'm happy with that.


ooh i am a poet and i didn't even know it..

well I did.

Ok I'm just getting silly now.