For the "TWAT'S" among us!!!!

[Guest]

Ok I'm just getting silly now.

You're not alone, you Fucking Northern Twat.


Famous Twats?

Sorry, Lew, couldn't resist this...

http://www.myjokemail.com/content/uploads/photos/367.gif

 

[impressive]

Twat Count!

How many twats are here now? Are there categories of twatage?

Slutty twats. Brainy twats. Bitchy twats. Impish twats.

 

[Guest]

Re: Twat Count!

How many twats are here now? Are there categories of twatage?

Slutty twats. Brainy twats. Bitchy twats. Impish twats.

Categories of twatage!? LOL!!!

Lew's the official designator of levels of Twatness. He's made up a group called the Northern Fucking Twats. Hahaha! And, as you can see in my sigline, I'm apparently the Princess of Twats.

You are definitely an Impish Twat.

Lou

 

[Guest]

And we cannot forget that the Fawlty Towers sign outside the hotel once read:

http://www.badgeplanet.co.uk/badges_large/fawlty-towers-5.jpg

 

[Guest]

And, of course:

http://www.psyche-erotica.co.uk/images/fellas.jpg

 

[sincerely_helene]

For the two Lou-Lews

http://www.geocities.com/wateryfowls/

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

Re: For the two Lou-Lews

http://www.geocities.com/wateryfowls/

LOL! Thank you.

Love from The Flowery Twats,

 

[Guest]

Lou, HRH Princess of Twatterpromonita,

Very funny stuff. Twat a way to start the day.

Lime

Hehehe!

Thanks again, sweetie. See the thread you just started.



I could get used to being called that...

 

[Guest]

Equal rights!!!!

Men can be twats, too!

Some people think that only women can be twats. Oh, how wrong are they?

Fucking twats!!!

 

[cloudy]

I guess I can be the regional representative of the Southern Twats.

 

[Guest]

I guess I can be the regional representative of the Southern Twats.

Indeed!

But, you are the US division.

Lew and I are the Southern Twats in the UK.

Welcome to the Realm of Twats.

 

[cloudy]

Indeed!

But, you are the US division.

Lew and I are the Southern Twats in the UK.

Welcome to the Realm of Twats.

I feel so.....honored!

guess that needs to go in my sigline, doesn't it? "Regional Representative - Southern Twats - US Division

 

[Guest]

I feel so.....honored!

guess that needs to go in my sigline, doesn't it? "Regional Representative - Southern Twats - US Division

Yes, most definitely. Lew will be so proud. *sniff*

 

[cloudy]

Yes, most definitely. Lew will be so proud. *sniff*

Done.

 

[English Lady]

*grins*

I do love this thread it makes me smile so much my jaw aches -in a good way!

 

[Guest]

Awww, poor Lew. He's at work and all he wants to do is come here and play with the twats.

He just sent me an email saying "Fucking twats!!!!". That's the Lew I know and love.

I promised him I'd keep this thread going strong.

Lou

 

[Guest]

Yes Perdie, you are indeed the Queen of Twat's

Thanks fuckingbahstardprickhead. Just call me Mum.

Perdita

 

[Guest]

I'm trying to get my head around how he's working all this out in his mind. He's King Twat, Perdita, you are Queen Twat, I am Princess Twat. There's two Northern Fucking Twats. Fuck knows what that's about. And other assorted Twats.

All seems a bit kinky to me.

Lou

 

[English Lady]

A bit kinky?

Lewd?


Surely not! *gasp*

 

[Guest]

A bit kinky?

Lewd?


Surely not! *gasp*

Bahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

Indeed, right shocker, innit?



Kinky is his middle name.

Lou

 

[cloudy]

http://www.nurburgring.org.uk/trip_reports/trip30/30-sat-04-twat.jpg

 

[Guest]

All seems a bit kinky to me.

That's only fitting, Loulou. I put my trust in Lewd and Gauche, they are equally twat to me, and though I am quite feminist in my thinking, when it comes to twats the cocks rule.

Perdita

 

[Guest]

http://www.nurburgring.org.uk/trip_reports/trip30/30-sat-04-twat.jpg

Fucking brilliant, you twat!!!

 

[cloudy]

Fucking brilliant, you twat!!!

I want a bumpersticker like that!